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wife and i have been perfecting breakfast burritos

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
You have to go back
diverse boistinker set
  11/29/19
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cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
only hard part is rolling one up.
misunderstood flatulent location
  11/22/19
cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to s...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together,...
Histrionic deranged property puppy
  11/22/19
you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a go...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
trust me I know these things
Talented pit
  05/08/24
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laughsome round eye
  11/22/19
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charismatic opaque philosopher-king parlour
  11/22/19
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low-t floppy menage
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Out-of-control sex offender
  11/22/19
It sounds very very “California”
dead field
  11/25/19
Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.
Histrionic deranged property puppy
  11/25/19
what ingredients are you using
Kink-friendly patrolman
  11/22/19
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garl...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
of all meats, why turkey?
Flirting cocky hospital karate
  11/22/19
yeah he lost me there too brother
Kink-friendly patrolman
  11/22/19
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/22/19
getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOB...
cordovan shrine
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misunderstood flatulent location
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Kink-friendly patrolman
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Out-of-control sex offender
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purple depressive
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low-t floppy menage
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Flirting cocky hospital karate
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Lascivious kitchen
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Puce Tattoo
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just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burr...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
people are fucked up man its a weird world
low-t floppy menage
  11/22/19
have children
Garnet wagecucks
  11/22/19
we have 2, brother.
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
wtf
laughsome round eye
  11/22/19
wtf is your problem
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro
laughsome round eye
  11/22/19
yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of...
low-t floppy menage
  11/22/19
lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of h...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shi...
low-t floppy menage
  11/22/19
ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around an...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
im a slayer lol u fag
low-t floppy menage
  11/22/19
Tcr.
Flirting cocky hospital karate
  11/22/19
Sliced turkey? WTF?
Titillating Office Water Buffalo
  11/25/19
This is an atrocity.
Crystalline stock car lodge
  03/05/22
Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a sli...
Stirring fuchsia multi-billionaire whorehouse
  11/22/19
sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs ove...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.
Stirring fuchsia multi-billionaire whorehouse
  11/22/19
that's over medium brej
Garnet wagecucks
  11/22/19
but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?
azure theatre
  11/22/19
finish your food I put fries in it
charismatic opaque philosopher-king parlour
  11/22/19
fag
Lime fear-inspiring stead
  11/22/19
now get her to try something hard like a hamburger
Boyish smoky home
  11/22/19
she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his ...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
big lunch week next week for sure
Boyish smoky home
  11/22/19
i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
enjoy having a fat wife
odious effete alpha
  11/22/19
she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad bra...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
Get back to me in 2 years
odious effete alpha
  11/22/19
Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices
Electric Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena
  11/25/19
homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable a...
Racy sneaky criminal crackhouse
  03/05/22
so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't ...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in ...
low-t floppy menage
  11/22/19
man why do you have to hate so much i said we were perfec...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
lol
Wonderful dilemma
  11/25/19
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
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low-t floppy menage
  11/29/19
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your...
cerise soggy house mad cow disease
  11/22/19
hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
Well, my ass is certainly blown out!
cerise soggy house mad cow disease
  11/22/19
Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because ...
emerald adulterous range
  11/22/19
120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that a...
cordovan shrine
  11/22/19
FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
low-t floppy menage
  11/22/19
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cerise soggy house mad cow disease
  11/22/19
sorry i can't put cock in it like you do
cordovan shrine
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laughsome round eye
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Mahogany athletic conference meetinghouse
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Out-of-control sex offender
  11/22/19
I like turkey
azure theatre
  11/23/19
eye rike a turkey
low-t floppy menage
  11/23/19
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Flirting cocky hospital karate
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Light Spot Dysfunction
  04/19/21
Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like...
Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal
  11/23/19
cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.
Wonderful dilemma
  11/25/19
no you're both retarded on this one bro
misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presum...
Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal
  11/25/19
taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree th...
misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla syn...
Wonderful dilemma
  05/08/24
you gotta chase your dreams, man
Nudist deer antler
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azure theatre
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/23/19
this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who...
internet-worthy parlor juggernaut
  11/25/19
no, fag just let ppl do what they want instead of thinkin...
low-t floppy menage
  11/25/19
lol at gooky punctuation marks
Wonderful dilemma
  11/25/19
"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos&quo...
low-t floppy menage
  11/25/19
are you drunk?
internet-worthy parlor juggernaut
  11/25/19
are you a faggot chink?
low-t floppy menage
  11/25/19
sweet edit drunky
internet-worthy parlor juggernaut
  11/25/19
BING CHONG HE EDIT!!! wtf does that have to w anything u ...
low-t floppy menage
  11/25/19
lol
laughsome round eye
  11/25/19
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if p...
misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on liter...
Electric Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena
  11/25/19
https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssin...
misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
calm down faggot
internet-worthy parlor juggernaut
  11/25/19
caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition ...
cordovan shrine
  11/25/19
Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito
supple copper corner idiot
  11/25/19
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
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cordovan shrine
  11/25/19
OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty
laughsome round eye
  11/25/19
Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who y...
erotic indirect expression chapel
  11/25/19
Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think ...
Hideous address pocket flask
  11/25/19
congrats on the 100 post thread brother
Kink-friendly patrolman
  11/25/19
All it takes is a little TURKEY
sticky electric furnace
  11/25/19
happy thanksgiving
Kink-friendly patrolman
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
LJL at how irate this thread made ppl
cordovan shrine
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misunderstood flatulent location
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Kink-friendly patrolman
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sticky electric furnace
  11/25/19
Xo is an odd place.
passionate area voyeur
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purple depressive
  11/29/19
Lol @ this guys shitty burrito
underhanded lettuce
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laughsome round eye
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Crimson slippery prole
  11/29/19
Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?
passionate area voyeur
  11/25/19
found OP's asian wife
low-t floppy menage
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doobsian queen of the night
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misunderstood flatulent location
  11/25/19
Big day today!
Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal
  11/29/19
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misunderstood flatulent location
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dead field
  11/29/19
lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the bu...
Talking Vigorous Business Firm Boiling Water
  12/03/19
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misunderstood flatulent location
  03/27/20
Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol
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Racy sneaky criminal crackhouse
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Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal
  04/27/20
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  05/30/21
Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped
purple depressive
  05/30/21
tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that ...
Tripping 180 mood pistol
  05/30/21
Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico...
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Cerebral faggotry ladyboy
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concupiscible gay wizard
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Ljl
Crimson slippery prole
  05/09/22
this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu
Bateful community account place of business
  05/09/22
who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" an...
internet-worthy parlor juggernaut
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hateful chestnut friendly grandma
  05/08/24
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158049)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: diverse boistinker set

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189299)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: cordovan shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158161)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location

only hard part is rolling one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158164)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to stabilize it, then toss it on the pan to grill it for a few minutes so the shell gets crispier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158207)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Histrionic deranged property puppy

I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together, but this "burrito" sounds like an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158704)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a good burrito brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158725)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Talented pit

trust me I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645962)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: laughsome round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158728)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: charismatic opaque philosopher-king parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158825)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159304)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: dead field

It sounds very very “California”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170271)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Histrionic deranged property puppy

Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170370)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly patrolman

what ingredients are you using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garlic salt, cheese thrown in at the end so it melts

avocado sliced

turkey slices cut up in small pieces

trader joe's burrito shell

trader joe's tator tots

more cheese

salsa verde in the burrito, hot sauce on the side

this weekend we're gonna experiment with roasted red peppers, diced tomato and caramelized onions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158220)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Flirting cocky hospital karate

of all meats, why turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158229)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly patrolman

yeah he lost me there too brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158273)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOBIDEH in tomorrow, ty for the inspiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158329)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158358)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158381)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: Out-of-control sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159307)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: purple depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189282)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158433)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Flirting cocky hospital karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158532)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Mahogany athletic conference meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159286)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: Lascivious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: Puce Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158247)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burrito is heavy enough on its own that i'm glad it's not a greasier meat like steak or bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158254)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

people are fucked up man its a weird world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158436)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: Garnet wagecucks

have children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158244)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

we have 2, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: laughsome round eye

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158682)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

wtf is your problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158795)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: laughsome round eye

this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158850)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of the shit in it is trader josé’s

fuck you op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158909)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of his burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shitty food and tries to brag about it online

youre a huge faggot nothing you say matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around annoying the FUCK out of me but i know i can stomp you whenever i want so it's all good, enjoy your shitty life while it lasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

im a slayer lol

u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158966)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Flirting cocky hospital karate

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159070)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Titillating Office Water Buffalo

Sliced turkey? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169871)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Crystalline stock car lodge

This is an atrocity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090569)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Stirring fuchsia multi-billionaire whorehouse

Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a slice of cheddar, hot sauce, wrap and enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158260)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs over hard in their bb and you need some kind of potato.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158264)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: Stirring fuchsia multi-billionaire whorehouse

Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Garnet wagecucks

that's over medium brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158297)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: azure theatre

but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158424)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: charismatic opaque philosopher-king parlour

finish your food I put fries in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158285)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: Lime fear-inspiring stead

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Boyish smoky home

now get her to try something hard like a hamburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158680)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his wife over on sunday so she can shadow my wife as she preps our lunches for the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158683)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: Boyish smoky home

big lunch week next week for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158689)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158692)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: odious effete alpha

enjoy having a fat wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158738)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158793)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: odious effete alpha

Get back to me in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158807)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Electric Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena

Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169797)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Racy sneaky criminal crackhouse

homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable and healthy thing for someone to eat, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090555)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't have a wife and you don't know how to make breakfast burritos half as tasty as mine, crying losing hoap as postmates delivers some lukewarm slop 3 days a week and you subsist on cereal and oatmeal on other days looking forward to weekends tipping some uninterested waitress $9 for your burger and two beers

this is why i don't like sharing anything with you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in the ass to make while also having weird ingredients and tasting like shit

you cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158919)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

man why do you have to hate so much

i said we were perfecting it, not that it was perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158926)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: Wonderful dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169666)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169704)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: low-t floppy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189533)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169706)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: cerise soggy house mad cow disease

Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your first run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158918)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158921)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: cerise soggy house mad cow disease

Well, my ass is certainly blown out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158923)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: emerald adulterous range

Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because the chef's wife convinced him to go vegan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that are pretty good these days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158929)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158942)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: cerise soggy house mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158957)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

sorry i can't put cock in it like you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158968)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: laughsome round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158974)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Mahogany athletic conference meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159289)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159313)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: azure theatre

I like turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160189)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

eye rike a turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161694)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Flirting cocky hospital karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189339)



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Date: April 19th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Light Spot Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42306948)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal

Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like once a year and always hate it. I think it's the egg with tortilla idk but happy your 162 thing brings you joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160227)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: Wonderful dilemma

cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169671)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location

no you're both retarded on this one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169709)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal

I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presumably has had good versions of this. Something just isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169794)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location

taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree that eating turkey in a burrito of any kind is akin to delighting in shit eating (i.e. indicates something's a lil' off with u)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169812)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Wonderful dilemma

Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645955)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:22 AM
Author: Nudist deer antler

you gotta chase your dreams, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160236)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: azure theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160239)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161398)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlor juggernaut

this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who was legit impressed by his wife's tilapia. just let ppl enjoy some stuff you queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169721)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

no, fag

just let ppl do what they want instead of thinking they should listen to a bunch of gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169748)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: Wonderful dilemma

lol at gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169881)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos"

and you defend this "man" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169762)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlor juggernaut

are you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169770)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

are you a faggot chink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169785)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlor juggernaut

sweet edit drunky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169826)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

BING CHONG HE EDIT!!!

wtf does that have to w anything u 5 IQ sperg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169865)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: laughsome round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169957)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169778)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location

and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if prepared remarkably well, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169784)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Electric Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena

Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on literal shit in Chinese hellponds. You can douse it in enough ketchup to mask the shit, but let's not pretend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169813)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location

https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssinian-kitchen-is-portlands-most-upscale-ethiopian-restaurant/

eat it at a restaurant like this with an open mind, and maybe you'd like it bro.

i know what the fish is. carp is also a shit fish. asian peeps can manage to make it taste good, on occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169824)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy parlor juggernaut

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169833)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition

however wife and i have resolved to eat these a little less as there is a DISTURBING amount of food inside a burrito, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169756)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: supple copper corner idiot

Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169908)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169946)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: cordovan shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169950)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: laughsome round eye

OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169951)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: erotic indirect expression chapel

Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who you are or that you have a wife, you’re making shit burritos. Why poast this? Explain your reasoning pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170057)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Hideous address pocket flask

Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think its notable you must be an awkward weird loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170062)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly patrolman

congrats on the 100 post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: sticky electric furnace

All it takes is a little TURKEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170202)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly patrolman

happy thanksgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170206)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170207)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: cordovan shrine

LJL at how irate this thread made ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170213)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170218)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170221)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: sticky electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170260)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: passionate area voyeur

Xo is an odd place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170643)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: purple depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189294)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: underhanded lettuce

Lol @ this guys shitty burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170273)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: laughsome round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170436)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Crimson slippery prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189276)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: passionate area voyeur

Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170515)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: low-t floppy menage

found OP's asian wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170519)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: doobsian queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170559)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170611)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal

Big day today!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189350)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189523)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: dead field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189680)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Talking Vigorous Business Firm Boiling Water

lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the burrito description “scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way...” to sort of hook you so that “turkey slices cut up in small pieces, trader joe's burrito shell, etc.” are extra stunning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39207510)



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Date: March 27th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39876423)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: medicated ruddy generalized bond bawdyhouse

Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43710009)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Racy sneaky criminal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090572)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Splenetic sanctuary son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#40101700)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: Silver exhilarant liquid oxygen site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544394)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: purple depressive

Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544409)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Tripping 180 mood pistol

tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that should not be tried at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544445)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: Arrogant navy half-breed

Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico de Gallo if desired

Bacon

Toast with butter and jam if desired

Fresh fruit

Breakfast doesn not, and has never, needed a fucking burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544447)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: medicated ruddy generalized bond bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43709999)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Cerebral faggotry ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090529)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: concupiscible gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477410)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: Crimson slippery prole

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477557)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Bateful community account place of business

this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477562)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: internet-worthy parlor juggernaut

who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" anyways? just make bacon and eggs you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477577)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: stimulating sound barrier church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#45165819)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: hateful chestnut friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645891)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Blathering Big Forum Brethren

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645906)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: Filthy Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47676144)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: yellow vengeful nursing home

jews are self obsessed enemies of excellence in every form

their delusional pride in mediocrity knows no bounds



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47676148)