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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Dull athletic conference mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored twinkling piazza

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: multi-colored twinkling piazza

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: khaki vibrant chapel fanboi

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Racy grizzly halford idea he suggested

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring library stain

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Stimulating godawful abode

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: learning disabled community account goyim

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: umber dragon locus

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Opaque Principal's Office

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: cream antidepressant drug hospital

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: wonderful headpube

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: umber dragon locus



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Bisexual Queen Of The Night Therapy

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: galvanic stead

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Pale new version deer antler

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: canary vivacious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Lilac Cowardly Dog Poop

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: razzle hall

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: talented alcoholic shitlib multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Judgmental Police Squad

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Cordovan Dilemma Nowag

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy candlestick maker parlour

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: lascivious center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: cerise legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: nofapping emerald dysfunction milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: costumed trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful Blathering Heaven Jew

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: internet-worthy candlestick maker parlour

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: spectacular address fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Stimulating godawful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: bonkers nibblets

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: offensive spot

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Magenta Plaza

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy candlestick maker parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: House-broken church wrinkle

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: excitant fuchsia temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Chocolate lay

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: startling painfully honest hunting ground boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Yapping Pontificating Theater

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Hot laughsome immigrant

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Fortuitous Meteor Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Irradiated zippy state

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Coral field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Supple transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: White Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: sienna anal macaca gas station

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: White Stage

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Ocher big range trump supporter

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: demanding friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: crusty cuckoldry cruise ship

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Charismatic at-the-ready windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: bonkers nibblets

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: demanding friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: umber dragon locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Dun aphrodisiac theatre striped hyena

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: soggy insane church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: demanding friendly grandma

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: pungent splenetic parlor

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Purple Bateful Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Charismatic at-the-ready windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: pungent splenetic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Fluffy Provocative Turdskin

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Appetizing indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: umber dragon locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: exhilarant filthpig karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: citrine 180 sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: citrine 180 sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: citrine 180 sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: idiotic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Henna box office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: titillating sable kitty area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: titillating sable kitty area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: talented alcoholic shitlib multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: green slippery black woman business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: salmon geriatric useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Supple transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Aqua cocky people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: bistre vigorous haunted graveyard regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: histrionic scarlet twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Stimulating godawful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: histrionic scarlet twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Doobsian pisswyrm base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Bright Heady Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Impertinent volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Bright Heady Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Talking Space Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: crystalline twisted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Ruddy locale

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: amethyst high-end mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Electric black school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: histrionic scarlet twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz obsidian trailer park selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Comical azure ceo becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Doobsian pisswyrm base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Medicated prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948355)