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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Red den sandwich
  06/30/25
wow lol
Disturbing exciting pervert pit
  06/30/25
...
Carmine Cerebral Boistinker Reading Party
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Disturbing exciting pervert pit
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Red den sandwich
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
odious keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Red den sandwich
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
bright razzle-dazzle telephone circlehead
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Heady whorehouse organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Disturbing exciting pervert pit
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Razzmatazz coldplay fan
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Red den sandwich
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Heady whorehouse organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Painfully Honest House-broken Death Wish Piazza
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Disturbing exciting pervert pit
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Red den sandwich
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Indigo Cuckold
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Pea-brained Bearded Garrison Ape
  06/30/25
...
glittery hideous bbw
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Federal Rusted Church
  06/30/25
...
Red den sandwich
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Irradiated trump supporter
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
sepia volcanic crater stag film
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Lime mad-dog skullcap kitchen
  06/30/25
...
Razzmatazz coldplay fan
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Painfully Honest House-broken Death Wish Piazza
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
supple learning disabled heaven giraffe
  07/01/25
...
sepia volcanic crater stag film
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
galvanic carnelian theater stage
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
exhilarant voyeur locus
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Aphrodisiac Splenetic Famous Landscape Painting Forum
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
ruddy stirring stead
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
passionate candlestick maker
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
grizzly awkward stage
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Red den sandwich

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Disturbing exciting pervert pit

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Carmine Cerebral Boistinker Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Disturbing exciting pervert pit

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Red den sandwich

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: odious keepsake machete resort

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Red den sandwich

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle telephone circlehead

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Heady whorehouse organic girlfriend

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Disturbing exciting pervert pit

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz coldplay fan

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Red den sandwich

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Heady whorehouse organic girlfriend

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Painfully Honest House-broken Death Wish Piazza

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Disturbing exciting pervert pit

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Red den sandwich

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Indigo Cuckold

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Pea-brained Bearded Garrison Ape

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: glittery hideous bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Federal Rusted Church

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Red den sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Irradiated trump supporter

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: sepia volcanic crater stag film

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap kitchen

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Painfully Honest House-broken Death Wish Piazza

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: supple learning disabled heaven giraffe

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: sepia volcanic crater stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: galvanic carnelian theater stage

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: exhilarant voyeur locus

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Splenetic Famous Landscape Painting Forum

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: ruddy stirring stead

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: passionate candlestick maker

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: grizzly awkward stage

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)