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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
wow lol
Hyperventilating idiot
  06/30/25
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unholy house
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Hyperventilating idiot
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Mentally impaired seedy philosopher-king rigor
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
hot heaven
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Marvelous location clown
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Hyperventilating idiot
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
fragrant stead psychic
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Marvelous location clown
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Fantasy-prone international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Hyperventilating idiot
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Underhanded Rehab Round Eye
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
dun chest-beating mediation
  06/30/25
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irate wonderful boistinker
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
mahogany vibrant shrine
  06/30/25
...
Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Demanding Lake Macaca
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
low-t lascivious station candlestick maker
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
excitant travel guidebook kitty
  06/30/25
...
fragrant stead psychic
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Fantasy-prone international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
peach charismatic sound barrier
  07/01/25
...
low-t lascivious station candlestick maker
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
black autistic mood
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Pink stain theater
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Wine effete elastic band
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Chocolate violent bbw french chef
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
bistre diverse hall turdskin
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
beta soggy boltzmann lay
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Hyperventilating idiot

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: unholy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Hyperventilating idiot

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Mentally impaired seedy philosopher-king rigor

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: hot heaven

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Marvelous location clown

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Hyperventilating idiot

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: fragrant stead psychic

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Marvelous location clown

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone international law enforcement agency

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Hyperventilating idiot

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Underhanded Rehab Round Eye

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: dun chest-beating mediation

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: irate wonderful boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: mahogany vibrant shrine

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Maize Volcanic Crater Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Demanding Lake Macaca

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: low-t lascivious station candlestick maker

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: excitant travel guidebook kitty

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: fragrant stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone international law enforcement agency

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: peach charismatic sound barrier

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: low-t lascivious station candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: black autistic mood

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Pink stain theater

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Wine effete elastic band

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Chocolate violent bbw french chef

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: bistre diverse hall turdskin

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: beta soggy boltzmann lay

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)