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Protestant theology is so retarded it's unbelievable

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Startling state headpube
  07/28/25
taking Qs
infuriating giraffe faggotry
  07/28/25
Why are you gay
Startling state headpube
  07/28/25
u hit the nail on the head
infuriating giraffe faggotry
  07/28/25
that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers ...
Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask
  07/28/25
Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guy...
Bronze Cracking Therapy Selfie
  07/28/25
(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)
Multi-colored tan heaven
  07/28/25
it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and p...
Comical Red Crackhouse
  07/28/25
...
Bronze Cracking Therapy Selfie
  07/28/25
it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spen...
demanding 180 double fault
  07/28/25
They all act like toddlers
Startling state headpube
  07/28/25
yeah but that's preferable sometimes Catholics are made Old...
demanding 180 double fault
  07/28/25
brutal
Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask
  07/28/25
not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL
demanding 180 double fault
  07/28/25
They just read the Bible literally and discard everything el...
electric slate lay
  07/28/25
the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference ...
Bronze Cracking Therapy Selfie
  07/28/25
Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism The Amish are ...
demanding 180 double fault
  07/28/25
yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad categ...
Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask
  07/28/25
Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 100...
infuriating giraffe faggotry
  07/28/25
So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO th...
cowardly laser beams
  07/29/25
as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because ...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
very confusing post!
infuriating giraffe faggotry
  07/28/25
do you have even the slightest understanding of the history ...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by chur...
infuriating giraffe faggotry
  07/28/25
protestants typically played defense in european religious w...
demanding 180 double fault
  07/30/25
based if true
Comical Red Crackhouse
  07/28/25
you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the sa...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
correct
Comical Red Crackhouse
  07/28/25
but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer careful...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
yes if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and sh...
Comical Red Crackhouse
  07/28/25
but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mo...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
you're a dumb kike
Comical Red Crackhouse
  07/28/25
I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mort...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I A...
Citrine wild forum
  07/29/25
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aromatic bonkers center
  07/29/25
easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated l...
demanding 180 double fault
  07/28/25
yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chan...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy me...
demanding 180 double fault
  07/28/25
and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they ...
henna indecent shitlib
  07/28/25
Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can &l...
Pontificating black woman resort
  07/28/25
Great neg
Startling state headpube
  07/28/25
...
Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask
  07/28/25
https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406
Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask
  07/29/25
@grok what are people arguing about itt
Startling state headpube
  07/29/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Startling state headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139055)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: infuriating giraffe faggotry

taking Qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139060)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Startling state headpube

Why are you gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139063)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: infuriating giraffe faggotry

u hit the nail on the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139068)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask

that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139061)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Bronze Cracking Therapy Selfie

Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guys take something that's already impossible boring (religion) and make it even more boring. It's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139066)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored tan heaven

(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139078)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Comical Red Crackhouse

it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and preclude the discussion of them being interloping jews that are only there to mooch off of White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139103)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bronze Cracking Therapy Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139115)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: demanding 180 double fault

it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spend their entire lives in the Land of the Lotus-Eaters debating ecumenical niggles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139067)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Startling state headpube

They all act like toddlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139075)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: demanding 180 double fault

yeah but that's preferable sometimes

Catholics are made Old too fast and they get all of these weird neuroses and hang-ups from it. Lex is a Catholic of this stripe imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139102)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139135)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: demanding 180 double fault

not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139138)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: electric slate lay

They just read the Bible literally and discard everything else, and they worship money and Jews

Pretty simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139113)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bronze Cracking Therapy Selfie

the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference between catholicism and protestantism. Money that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139120)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: demanding 180 double fault

Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism

The Amish are protestants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139121)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask

yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad category and it's just low IQ to stereotype them unironically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139131)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: infuriating giraffe faggotry

Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 1000000k Megatelaboomermall chuchmos, African Charismatic Anglicans, Snake-Pwning Pentecostals, etc

reducing “Protestantism” to a single idea or ethos is braindead thinking, usually in the mode of apologetics of some form or other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139144)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: cowardly laser beams

So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO thufuisticcated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140253)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because somebody thinks Jesus and God have the same nature? Yeah, real retarded as compared to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139127)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: infuriating giraffe faggotry

very confusing post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139146)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

do you have even the slightest understanding of the history of the church or the various heresies they decided warranted mass bloodshed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139152)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: infuriating giraffe faggotry

yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by church or state where directed/coerced by church

but not sure protestants across the board get high marks here, only anabaptists in the polemical period you’re harkening back to get an A for discipleship on this, and the “obscure” point of Christ’s divinity is sort of a key point for all Christians that take any aspect of the substantive faith seriously so kind of a weird point to emphasize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139197)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: demanding 180 double fault

protestants typically played defense in european religious wars imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49143414)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Comical Red Crackhouse

based if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139148)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the same nature, but they are the same, but different if you use certain words, and those really, really fucking matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139155)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Comical Red Crackhouse

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139158)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139163)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Comical Red Crackhouse

yes

if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and should go to hell forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139170)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mortal men? I will kill you over this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139176)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Comical Red Crackhouse

you're a dumb kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139181)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mortal nature for all of eternity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139183)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Citrine wild forum

Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I AM." This is an allusion to God referring to himself as I AM when he revealed himself to Moses, and denotes the axiomatic, beginningless existence of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140207)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: aromatic bonkers center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140224)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: demanding 180 double fault

easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated late modernity to say as we can't even imagine the strength of conviction needed to murder another man over somewhat minor doctrinal disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139161)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chant the right thing is credited if you're a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139164)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: demanding 180 double fault

no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139167)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: henna indecent shitlib

and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they were either just putting atheists into the papacy or burning down villages to enforce the edicts of that atheist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139180)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Pontificating black woman resort

Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can “yes” and “no” as to what is acceptable. Religions need an umpire. You begin with Lutheranism then you get Calvinism and Anglicanism and now so many you can’t count them. Compare to the Catholic Church, with all its scandal, flawed popes, lost wars, it still has a thriving core component after 20 centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139182)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Startling state headpube

Great neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139187)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139195)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Confused razzle foreskin pocket flask

https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139919)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Startling state headpube

@grok what are people arguing about itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49141440)