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dudes with pretty, thin, cheerful wives at work events get promoted the fastest
| bat shit crazy clear set | 11/11/25 |
| snowy floppy mad cow disease | 11/11/25 |
| peach pit | 11/11/25 |
| lime stimulating senate | 11/11/25 |
| bonkers provocative friendly grandma | 11/11/25 |
| bat shit crazy clear set | 11/11/25 |
| you\'re the puppet | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| wonderful turquoise black woman | 11/11/25 |
| .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; | 05/04/26 |
| The Penis | 05/04/26 |
| cowgod | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| Varsity Athlete | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| Enola str8 | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 05/05/26 |
| Scamilio al-Scamdadi | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| Trust If Aryan | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| The Penis | 05/04/26 |
| o o m o x | 05/04/26 |
| woman respecter (locked in) | 05/04/26 |
| the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) | 05/04/26 |
| The Penis | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 05/05/26 |
| chad gundam | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| Enola str8 | 05/04/26 |
| woman respecter (locked in) | 05/05/26 |
| GHOSTCHAD | 05/04/26 |
| LARPing to online strangers tp(s) | 05/04/26 |
| DavidBenGurion | 05/05/26 |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: bat shit crazy clear set If your wife was a fat battle axe lib, it would be worth it to pay like $3000 for some thin tradwife looking college zoomer to pretend to be your wife at work functions no strings attached (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49420834) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: snowy floppy mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49421550) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: peach pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49421593) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: lime stimulating senate sounds cr at first blush but odds are she'd fall in love and you'd have to break her heart. awkward for everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49421605) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: bonkers provocative friendly grandma cr breaking your wife's heart would not be fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49421608) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: bat shit crazy clear set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49421610) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: you\'re the puppet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864686) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864732) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: wonderful turquoise black woman when i introduce my wife at work events i can see the gears grinding in people's heads ("but he's such a weird ugly loser...") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49421612) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; The fun party guy partner on the recruiting committee at my first firm had a great line that he seemed to use once per class at the first function where spouses were invited, effectively bestowing the title of “hottest gf/wife of the class” when he did it (and used with me and my wife) which went something to the effect of “we were all confused by why he seemed so cocky but now it makes sense.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864650) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: The Penis Yeah I think if someone is a weird ugly loser they might be better off socially just not having a wife at all otherwise everyone will secretly resent you and think you deserve not to have a wife. Could actually count against you. This is why phenotype is so Salient, because there really is no escape hatch. Say you are an ugly weird dork and you decide to get a fat wife, then everyone respects you less than if you had no wife at all, because you are with a fat woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864722) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864996) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:15 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49865070) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: Varsity Athlete jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49865738) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864733) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864939) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864991) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: Scamilio al-Scamdadi but where would i get a job haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864439) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864440) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864604) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864653) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49865708) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49865747) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: The Penis wouldn't work to pay someone. the reason the guys get promoted faster is because the same traits that attract a pretty wife also make people like you and make you get promoted faster. Phenotype is Salient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864610) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: o o m o x I was considering making this point but was like, "that's gotta be the joke, there's no way they're that stupid." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864658) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: woman respecter (locked in) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864676) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) No it’s because the CEO’s kid started fucking your wife and now the ceo feels like he has to promote you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864685) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: The Penis Interesting wildcard option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864728) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864731) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49866668) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: chad gundam (π§) Wow maybe I need to get a wife and try this. Makes you think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864941) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864993) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Enola str8 The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old mormon au pair to work events until they promoted him. Weird little chinese guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49864942) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: woman respecter (locked in) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49866416) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: GHOSTCHAD (πΎπ£) it didnt work for Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49865123) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49865748) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: DavidBenGurion remember in the 2000s when people would vie for "promotions" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2#49866550) |