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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
thriller impertinent menage knife
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
exhilarant rusted kitty cat laser beams
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Walnut Foreskin
  05/10/24
No
Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Vengeful Titillating Base Ladyboy
  05/10/24
180
Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
marvelous step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
180
Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Red state
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Mentally impaired adulterous boltzmann spot
  05/10/24
180
Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Red state
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
passionate fanboi public bath
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
erotic talking double fault trump supporter
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
exciting stage
  05/12/24
...
Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Vivacious charcoal whorehouse
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Floppy offensive party of the first part
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
curious ruddy goal in life theater
  05/10/24
...
vigorous rehab
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
crimson library windowlicker
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
marvelous step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
180
Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Pontificating light travel guidebook
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
tan box office turdskin
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
curious ruddy goal in life theater
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Henna Motley Parlour Son Of Senegal
  05/10/24
...
Nighttime gaping
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Frozen fishy theatre jew
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Cream national security agency space
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Crusty bearded coffee pot
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Vengeful Titillating Base Ladyboy
  05/10/24
...
gaped dun death wish stead
  05/10/24
...
flushed razzle abode
  05/10/24
...
curious ruddy goal in life theater
  05/11/24
Kike!
Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Walnut Foreskin
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Buff underhanded juggernaut brethren
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
arousing idiot half-breed
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
topaz wonderful community account
  05/10/24
...
Vivacious charcoal whorehouse
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Stirring Unholy Indian Lodge Shitlib
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Boyish crackhouse
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
arousing idiot half-breed
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Dashing Wagecucks Casino
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
arousing idiot half-breed
  05/12/24
probably no one
Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate
  05/12/24
...
flushed razzle abode
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
talented forum
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
brass vibrant theater stage old irish cottage
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
arousing idiot half-breed
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
tan box office turdskin
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
brass vibrant theater stage old irish cottage
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
tan box office turdskin
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
autistic hell masturbator
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
bateful antidepressant drug bbw
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
tan box office turdskin
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
exciting stage
  05/12/24
...
talented forum
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: thriller impertinent menage knife

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant rusted kitty cat laser beams

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Walnut Foreskin

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Vengeful Titillating Base Ladyboy

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Red state

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Mentally impaired adulterous boltzmann spot

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Red state

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: passionate fanboi public bath

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: erotic talking double fault trump supporter

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: exciting stage

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Vivacious charcoal whorehouse

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Floppy offensive party of the first part

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: curious ruddy goal in life theater

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: vigorous rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: crimson library windowlicker

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Pontificating light travel guidebook

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: tan box office turdskin

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: curious ruddy goal in life theater

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Henna Motley Parlour Son Of Senegal

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Nighttime gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Frozen fishy theatre jew

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Cream national security agency space

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Crusty bearded coffee pot

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Vengeful Titillating Base Ladyboy

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: gaped dun death wish stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: flushed razzle abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: curious ruddy goal in life theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone brunch

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Walnut Foreskin

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Buff underhanded juggernaut brethren

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: arousing idiot half-breed

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: topaz wonderful community account

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Vivacious charcoal whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Stirring Unholy Indian Lodge Shitlib

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Boyish crackhouse

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: arousing idiot half-breed

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Dashing Wagecucks Casino

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: arousing idiot half-breed

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lodge doctorate

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: flushed razzle abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: talented forum

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: brass vibrant theater stage old irish cottage

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: arousing idiot half-breed

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: tan box office turdskin

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: brass vibrant theater stage old irish cottage

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: tan box office turdskin

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: autistic hell masturbator

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: bateful antidepressant drug bbw

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: tan box office turdskin

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: exciting stage

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: talented forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)