Date: September 30th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: Histrionic coral fortuitous meteor queen of the night
jjc is an absolute american treasure where else can you get these tweets back 2 back:
"My bro speaks the truth. It's why guys don't hate on Ken Griffin, Zuckerberg, Buffett. They have unimaginable wealth but are not sleeping with hot girls. Heck, most guys envy the broke surfer bro CHAD more than billionaires."
"This is a seismic shift.
Just as Bloomberg’s donation to Johns Hopkins catapulted it into the top 10, this gift will transform Carnegie Mellon. Its U.S. News ranking will rise in coming years & even edge out some lower Ivies"
Date: October 7th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: razzle-dazzle spot
The tone of JJC’s intro commentary is like a college admission essay, so stilted and unmistakably asian
“ DM from successful gay friend in NYC about how bad the demographics has gotten in public spaces such as gyms. He is a hardcore Dem but will vote GOP if the party takes demographics seriously and restore aesthetic beauty to our cities and advocate for the racial anxiety of mainstream Americans”