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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: diverse foreskin

lol, the nsa joined an al qaeda con call and thats how they found out about the yemen threat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/07/al-qaeda-conference-call-intercepted-by-u-s-officials-sparked-alerts.html

It wasn’t just any terrorist message that triggered U.S. terror alerts and embassy closures—but a conference call of more than 20 far-flung al Qaeda operatives, Eli Lake and Josh Rogin report.

The crucial intercept that prompted the U.S. government to close embassies in 22 countries was a conference call between al Qaeda’s senior leaders and representatives of several of the group’s affiliates throughout the region.

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This file image from video the AP obtained Feb. 12, 2012, from the SITE Intel Group, an American private terrorist threat analysis company, shows al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri in a web posting by al-Qaeda's media arm, as-Sahab.

The intercept provided the U.S. intelligence community with a rare glimpse into how al Qaeda’s leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, manages a global organization that includes affiliates in Africa, the Middle East, and southwest and southeast Asia.

Several news outlets reported Monday on an intercepted communication last week between Zawahiri and Nasser al-Wuhayshi, the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate based in Yemen. But The Daily Beast has learned that the discussion between the two al Qaeda leaders happened in a conference call that included the leaders or representatives of the top leadership of al Qaeda and its affiliates calling in from different locations, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the intelligence. All told, said one U.S. intelligence official, more than 20 al Qaeda operatives were on the call.

To be sure, the CIA had been tracking the threat posed by Wuhayshi for months. An earlier communication between Zawahiri and Wuhayshi delivered through a courier was picked up last month, according to three U.S. intelligence officials. But the conference call provided a new sense of urgency for the U.S. government, the sources said.

Al Qaeda members included representatives or leaders from Nigeria’s Boko Haram, the Pakistani Taliban, al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and more obscure al Qaeda affiliates such as the Uzbekistan branch. Also on the call were representatives of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates such as al Qaeda in the Sinai Peninsula, according to a U.S. intelligence official. The presence of aspiring al Qaeda affiliates operating in the Sinai was one reason the State Department closed the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv, according to one U.S. intelligence official. “These guys already proved they could hit Eilat. It’s not out of the range of possibilities that they could hit us in Tel Aviv,” the official said.

Al Qaeda leaders had assumed the conference calls, which give Zawahiri the ability to manage his organization from a remote location, were secure. But leaks about the original intercepts have likely exposed the operation that allowed the U.S. intelligence community to listen in on the al Qaeda board meetings.

On Tuesday's "Tonight Show," President Obama addressed the al Qaeda terrorist threat, saying it is "significant enough that we're taking every precaution."

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom.”

“This was like a meeting of the Legion of Doom,” one U.S. intelligence officer told The Daily Beast, referring to the coalition of villains featured in the Saturday morning cartoon Super Friends. The official said Zawahiri announced to the broader organization during the meeting that Wuhayshi had been promoted to “Ma’sul al-Amm,” an Arabic term that roughly translates as “general manager.” The promotion effectively gave the leader of al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen operational control of al Qaeda’s many affiliates throughout the Muslim world, the official said, a key factor that led the State Department to close embassies, missions, and consulates throughout the region. “All you need to do is look at that list of places we shut down to get a sense of who was on the phone call,” the official said.

Also during the meeting, the various al Qaeda leaders discussed in vague terms plans for a pending attack and mentioned that a team or teams were already in place for such an attack. For some leading members of Congress, the revelation that al Qaeda’s leadership in Pakistan is actively managing and directing the operations of several affiliates directly refutes the Obama administration’s repeated assertion that the leadership of the core of the group has been decimated by American drone strikes and special operations forces while the affiliate groups have been strengthened.

“This may punch a sizable hole in the theory that al Qaeda is on the run,” Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told The Daily Beast on Tuesday.

During the 2012 presidential campaign, Obama often said that his administration’s actions put al Qaeda “on its heels,” although he later amended that claim to specify that he was referring to al Qaeda’s core leadership in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The administration continued to make that argument Monday.

“We’ve been clear that we have made a great deal of success against al Qaeda core in Afghanistan and Pakistan, that we have taken a number of steps to really decimate that group’s leadership, including, of course, most importantly, Osama bin Laden,” said State Department deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf on Monday. “But at the same time, we’ve all made clear, from the president on down, that we remain very concerned about the affiliates, al Qaeda affiliates throughout the world. And in that—first on that list is always AQAP.”

McCain said not only are the affiliates gaining strength but also that the core al Qaeda leadership in Pakistan is showing resilience, as evidenced by this latest news.

“The core seems to be able to able to reconstitute itself. The core also seems to be able to coordinate and manage the affiliates,” he said. “There was a gross underestimation by this administration of al Qaeda’s overall ability to replenish itself.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802234)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: chestnut slippery community account principal's office

*Beep*

Conference Leader: Hold on guys. I think we have another caller. Who just joined?

Umar: Hey Guys. Sorry, but Yosef can't be here right now. This is Umar. So, I will be filling in for him. (In other words, Umar knows nothing about what is going on or how to respond.)

Other call: JFC! Don't use your real name.



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Cyan state



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:24 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: big locale ceo

*al-Zawahiri angrily pantomimes "write this down" to a junior terrorist*

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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:16 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



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Date: August 8th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant

al-Zalwahiri: Alright guys let's go ahead and get started. So first, I wanted...

*BEEP*

Operator: "<Silence>" "has joined the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: So I...

*BEEP*

Operator: "al-Wuhayshi" "has joined the conference"

al-Wuhayshi: Sorry I'm late guys

al-Wuhayshi: We had a child suicide-vest fitting run over. You know how that goes.

Mostafa: Heh heh, oh yea, that's for sure.

Gadahn: Ha, definitely.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, so...

Mostafa: We had one of those yesterday. He was a bit of a chubby kid, so we had to call the Vest Support Solutions Group to try to find something bigger than the original unit, and you know how speedy those guys are.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh, heh. You don't need to tell me.

Gadahn: Ha, yea, definitely.

[Pause]

al-Umari: Hey guys, I have a conflict at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in about 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, who is that?

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has joined the conference"

al-Umari: Oh, yea, this is Husayn, sorry. We have an armed conflict scheduled with another local tribe over a contested opium field at 3, so I'm going to have to drop off in 30.

al-Zalwahiri: I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed. Drawing a blank right now, been a long day. What did you say your name was?

al-Umari: Yes I'm sorry, this is Husayn Mohammed al-Umari, I'm sitting in for Ramadan Abdullah Mohammed Shallah. I believe he sent an email...

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, sorry about that. Well that's no problem. I don't think we're going to need the full hour anyway, I just wanted to do a quick touchbase on a few things.

Unknown: [loudly speaking to someone across the room in Arabic]

al-Zalwahiri: I'm getting some feedback over here, can you mute your line unless you're speaking to the group?

[Pause]

Unknown: [accidentally mashes some numbers on his satellite phone's touchpad]

*BEEP*

Operator: "Rashad?" has left the conference"

al-Zalwahiri: Ok, thanks, so let's go ahead and get started.

al-Zalwahiri: So as you guys know, since the post-Usama re-org, we've been having the problem of "too many goat herders and not enough goats" in our functional group. So we brought in a former ISI consultant to do that SWOT analysis. He's finally going to be presenting the results next Wednesday I believe.

Faouzi: Is that next Wednesday? I thought the email said it was next Friday.

al-Zalwahiri: Oh yes, thank you. Yea I'm looking at the Outlook invite now... and it looks like you pretty much all accepted, so that's good.

al-Munawar: Yea, I'm looking forward to that. We've really needed someone to "think outside the cave", to really "pull back the burka" if you will, and look to see where we can insert some synergies around here.

Faouzi: Totally agree. It's overdue. I'm going to sound like a broken "Call to Prayer" record here, but I feel like a lot of people have been throwing one another under the bus. We need to come together, figure out what our core-competencies are, and move from there.

al-Wuhayshi: Heh. In fact, it's time we start blowing UP some buses.

[Laughter across the group]

al-Zalwahiri: That's actually one of the main recommendations of the analysis. I've already read a draft copy. It's good stuff.

[Remnant, quieting laughter]

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, so the next thing I wanted...

Gadahn: Yea, definitely, I just feel like we need someone to think outside the cave on this.

Faouzi: Hopefully this consultant is going to be more on the ball than the last one we brought in.

[Awkward silence]

al-Munawar: Oh merciful Mohammed, let's not go there.

Gadahn: LOL, ha, yea, definitely....okay...

Mukmar: Didn't we have to behead him?

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Right, so that brings me to the embassy initiative. Assad, do you have an update on that?

*Silence*

al-Zalwahiri: ... Assad, are you on the line?

[Pause]

Assad: Oh...

[Pause]

Assad: Woops.

Assad: Sorry I was on mute...

al-Zalwahiri: That's OK, go ahead...

Assad: Sure, so we're still trying to get operational with that project. A few road blocks have come up that we weren't expecting. So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: Is your crew having some visa issues or something?

Assad: No, we're dealing with some literal roadblocks. They added some new ones in front of the embassy, some additional checkpoints too.

Assad: So we're exploring some work-arounds.

al-Zalwahiri: So are we not confident on the original "go-dead" date?

Assad: Let's table that conversation for now. I'm having a meeting with the local project manager later this evening, and I think that will be dependent on what he says.

al-Zalwahiri: Can you forward me the dial-in information for that call?

Assad: Sure. I'll go ahead and do that... right.. now.

[Pause]

Assad: OK, you should have it.

al-Zalwahiri: Great, thanks.

[An alarm begins blaring in the background]

al-Zalwahiri: Wait, hold on guys...

[Pause]

al-Zalwahiri: Brothers, I'm going to have to cut this short. They're doing a drone attack drill right now in our building.

Gadahn: Oh, man that sucks.

al-Munawar: Ahh, I hate those things. I really wish they would give some kind of notice.

al-Zalwahiri: Yea, sorry guys. Lets circle back on these items next week.

Faouzi: Just a heads up guys, I'm going to be on PTO next week, so I won't be able to make it.

al-Munawar: Yea I have a conflict also, our IED vendor is coming into town, and we're going to be in meetings all day.

al-Zalwahiri: Ok guys, well we'll make due. Thanks a lot everyone.

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Mostafa: You too.

Operator: "Faouzi" has left the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Assad: As-salamu alaykum...

*BEEP*

Operator: "...eft the conference"

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

Operator: "-eft"

*BEEP*

Operator: "-ference."

*BEEP*

Romney: Congratulations!

*BEEP*

*BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802743)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Dashing Violent Potus Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802790)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: amber greedy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802812)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: ebony elite really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802816)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802840)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802846)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802866)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802884)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Azure Infuriating Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802903)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: orange blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23802939)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803051)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: magenta sick hissy fit incel

"We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803082)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 6:35 AM
Author: excitant bossy brunch legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#29517210)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Cyan state

mia thamannun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803117)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: irradiated patrolman puppy



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803192)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz gas station queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803291)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: avocado fear-inspiring shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803326)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Brindle ratface

I lost it at "think outside the cave" and then shot cum out my nose on literal roadblocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803337)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: ungodly range cuckoldry

LOL this so captures perfectly the spirit of the original thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803371)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:45 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803503)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803519)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:50 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803959)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:03 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804049)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:07 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804069)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: pea-brained toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23841674)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: mint disturbing rigpig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33122376)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:10 PM
Author: mildly autistic brass electric furnace chapel

AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804100)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Cobalt Site Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805568)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Chest-beating Cobalt Site Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805565)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: pea-brained toilet seat

This is actually fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805606)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: blue beady-eyed round eye

literally started crying after reading "We need someone to think "outside the cave" right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805617)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 5:55 AM
Author: diverse foreskin

"al-Wuhayshi: It's time we start blowing UP some buses, instead of throwing each other beneath them. "

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807027)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored grizzly jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807050)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: salmon rambunctious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112003)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: 180 Flickering Marketing Idea Address

This is beyond 180, but you are now on some sort of NSA list, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807036)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 6:32 AM
Author: Rusted Clown Library

Poast of the year right here, gentlemen. Might as well give up now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807044)



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Date: August 9th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23807712)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Chest-beating Cobalt Site Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23841693)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: mint disturbing rigpig kitchen

you spent way too much time on this bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23815430)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dingle berry hunting ground

However much time he spent on it, it was well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28232966)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: marvelous hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233359)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Quadroon

we should probably just close the board now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23831924)



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Date: August 13th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: Umber travel guidebook water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23832262)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: salmon rambunctious menage

fantastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112001)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112116)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant crystalline orchestra pit

lost it at literal roadblocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112146)



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Date: September 25th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24112151)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Dashing Violent Potus Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24652680)



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Date: December 16th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed kink-friendly step-uncle's house

fuck, I've seen this thread for months and never opened it.

1-fucking-80 work here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24652705)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25130050)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: snowy faggot firefighter

http://makeameme.org/media/created/Damn-My-nigga.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#25130091)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:18 AM
Author: Thriller Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26167014)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 2:27 AM
Author: hyperventilating underhanded location

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26167066)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant

edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26850967)



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Date: December 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Smoky Theater Stage

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26853331)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Dashing Violent Potus Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#26856092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Heady autistic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#27605573)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Wagecucks Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#27628269)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: diverse foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#27628277)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dingle berry hunting ground

I can't believe I missed this before.

Talented, 180 work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28232958)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: marvelous hospital

I'm in tears

Romney: Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233357)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:46 PM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy kitty

Between this and the NBA thread for your best work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233394)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28798523)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: canary sticky whorehouse

Still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#29225253)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: bull headed ticket booth

Brilliant. Lol'd so hard at the "actual roadblocks".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#29225293)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: Cheese-eating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#31196780)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#32038488)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: excitant bossy brunch legend

glad to see you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#32038545)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Iridescent station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#32617617)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: slap-happy windowlicker fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33697184)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Wild National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#33794053)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Khaki temple chad

there aren't enough 180s in the world...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35123497)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Low-t Vivacious Rehab Brethren

lmao holy shit. who was this before he went qmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35123507)



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Date: January 10th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: diverse foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#35123512)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 4:35 PM
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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:25 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#41119807)



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Date: February 1st, 2021 11:25 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy kitty



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Date: March 27th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Rusted Clown Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#49773296)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Self-centered clear house useless brakes



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap

"After the tone, please state your name, then press the pound key."

*BEEP*

"NSA MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS"

"NO DUDE WTF"

"It was on mute bro chill out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803236)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant

lol.. i'm going to try this trick to freak out a co-worker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803276)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:03 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803595)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Maniacal Fragrant Heaven Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23804179)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: pea-brained toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805613)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: galvanic sooty sanctuary halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23805616)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: costumed carnelian death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#24141954)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: marvelous hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233363)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 8:47 PM
Author: fuchsia ladyboy kitty

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#28233401)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Fishy Church Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#39649052)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Saffron Boiling Water Box Office

why hasn't obama droned zawahiri yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803523)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 5:53 PM
Author: bipolar appetizing theater volcanic crater

how convenient for the nsa...who leaked this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2331593&forum_id=2#23803991)



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Date: August 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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