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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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Navy piazza
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
Stirring Copper Mad Cow Disease Partner
  01/07/22
Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
Stirring Copper Mad Cow Disease Partner
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supple legal warrant becky
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Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
180
supple legal warrant becky
  01/07/22
definitely does anal
Stimulating codepig internal respiration
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Ebony locus
  01/07/22
Maybe best in thread
Fragrant Area Filthpig
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heady sneaky criminal
  01/07/22
Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
heady sneaky criminal
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I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my law...
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Vigorous nursing home
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Blue apoplectic state volcanic crater
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
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LMAO 180
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lol pwned
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hideous wine keepsake machete locale
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hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
Blue apoplectic state volcanic crater
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impressive Adams Apple
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Rambunctious multi-billionaire
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lol
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RIP, Doctor.
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Blue apoplectic state volcanic crater
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Give me a dark haired qween Never mind I claimed her fro...
Vigorous nursing home
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Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
Vigorous nursing home
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ungh, LI guidette
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
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From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
any relation to bob saccamano?
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
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Chad dad
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Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer s...
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hhnngghh
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Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?
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180 billion
Stimulating codepig internal respiration
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i want her
very tactful azn
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Best in thread
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Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is goi...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
need James Joyce jr in here asap
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Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the F...
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irl lol
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A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammat...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
Im done here
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aggressive national black woman
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not the toilet wrecker?
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Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens
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literal lol
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The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. ...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
Stimulating codepig internal respiration
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In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white!...
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Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pens...
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2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's ...
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Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 l...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
quarter gook?
Stimulating codepig internal respiration
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Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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Navy piazza
  01/07/22
unnghhhh
Seedy patrolman famous landscape painting
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180
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Bonkers Philosopher-king Prole
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The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing....
Navy piazza
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I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and ...
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She’s got some varicose vein action or something going...
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Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blow...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox childre...
Odious Shrine Goyim
  01/07/22
you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above)....
Vigorous nursing home
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An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke ...
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  01/07/22
It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives ...
Vigorous nursing home
  01/08/22
wonder how long her pubic hair is?
violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard
  01/07/22
Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
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Navy piazza
  01/07/22
That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
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"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.
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she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kne...
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  01/07/22
Hon hon
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Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 pa...
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  01/07/22
Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to ...
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High school: Bush.
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18000 thread
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  01/07/22
Holy fuck scroe
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*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early...
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  01/07/22
Fuck
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  01/07/22
I just want someone Asian.
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  01/07/22
Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concer...
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  01/07/22
Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team
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Rambunctious multi-billionaire
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Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
I'm done here
Rambunctious multi-billionaire
  01/07/22
great thread
Hairraiser unholy step-uncle's house
  01/07/22
https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire...
Navy piazza
  01/07/22
jfc 180
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Lol
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  01/07/22
Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ou...
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Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "...
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Navy piazza
  01/07/22
180
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  01/09/22
God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making i...
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  01/07/22
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Hairraiser unholy step-uncle's house
  01/07/22
Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loook...
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  01/07/22
BEST IN SHOW
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  01/07/22
give me your hottest azn plz
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  01/07/22
barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
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this is such a 180 thread
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Navy piazza
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pwnmed
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Historically important thread
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Brunette plz
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Navy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744473)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Stirring Copper Mad Cow Disease Partner

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Stirring Copper Mad Cow Disease Partner

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: supple legal warrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744478)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: supple legal warrant becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744497)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Ebony locus



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Area Filthpig

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: heady sneaky criminal



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: heady sneaky criminal

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Bistre fanboi affirmative action

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744517)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: heady sneaky criminal

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744761)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: rose cowardly office



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: very tactful azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745890)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: violet orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744495)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Navy piazza

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744499)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Blue apoplectic state volcanic crater



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Blue apoplectic state volcanic crater

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744504)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Opaque titillating personal credit line school



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating soul-stirring indian lodge

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: hideous wine keepsake machete locale



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Blue apoplectic state volcanic crater

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious multi-billionaire



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Area Filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748597)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: excitant poppy stage

RIP, Doctor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748608)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Blue apoplectic state volcanic crater



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Bistre fanboi affirmative action

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Stirring Copper Mad Cow Disease Partner

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: harsh racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Navy piazza

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Bistre fanboi affirmative action

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: harsh racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: aggressive national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: aggressive national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: harsh racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: rose cowardly office

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: sick jade boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: harsh racy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: sick jade boistinker

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: hideous wine keepsake machete locale

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: very tactful azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser unholy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Crimson double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: very tactful azn

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Fragrant Area Filthpig

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: gay institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Seedy patrolman famous landscape painting

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Stirring Copper Mad Cow Disease Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: marvelous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: very tactful azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser unholy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored garnet windowlicker

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: Crimson double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Navy piazza

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Crimson double fault

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: aggressive national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Spruce Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Stirring Copper Mad Cow Disease Partner

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Ebony locus

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: excitant poppy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Sable boyish roommate gunner

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: exciting plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Navy piazza

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Bonkers Philosopher-king Prole

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Navy piazza

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Navy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Adventurous incel

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: gold factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Spruce Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Stimulating codepig internal respiration

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Seedy patrolman famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Navy piazza

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Seedy patrolman famous landscape painting

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Bonkers Philosopher-king Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Navy piazza

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Bonkers Philosopher-king Prole

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Sable boyish roommate gunner

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Odious Shrine Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Navy piazza

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Odious Shrine Goyim

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Navy piazza

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Odious Shrine Goyim

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Vigorous nursing home

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: costumed chad

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Navy piazza

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: costumed chad

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Navy piazza

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Maize haunting lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Navy piazza

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Maize haunting lodge

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Mischievous Talented Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Mischievous Talented Stag Film

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Philosopher-king Prole

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: motley nighttime sound barrier ticket booth

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Bonkers Philosopher-king Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: motley nighttime sound barrier ticket booth

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: motley nighttime sound barrier ticket booth

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: ultramarine trip pozpig potus

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: ultramarine trip pozpig potus

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Bistre fanboi affirmative action

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious multi-billionaire

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser unholy step-uncle's house

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Navy piazza

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser unholy step-uncle's house

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: motley nighttime sound barrier ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Area Filthpig

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling marketing idea

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: violent laughsome public bath haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Navy piazza

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Sable boyish roommate gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: very tactful azn

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser unholy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: motley nighttime sound barrier ticket booth

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored garnet windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: indecent histrionic macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Cracking laser beams weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: supple legal warrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted theatre tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: thriller brass queen of the night forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Milky Submissive Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Navy piazza

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: comical bronze abode

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Navy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: beta offensive telephone

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: beta offensive telephone

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Candlestick Maker

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Candlestick Maker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: motley nighttime sound barrier ticket booth

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: big slate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: lascivious center mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: excitant poppy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Area Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Nubile whorehouse

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Navy piazza

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Silver love of her life

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Area Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Sable boyish roommate gunner

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Fragrant Area Filthpig

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Navy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: beta offensive telephone

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Navy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: comical bronze abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: indecent histrionic macaca

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#49693770)