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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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vibrant rebellious office
  06/27/25
i support islam now
bonkers heaven
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ruby church
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Awkward range
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
vibrant rebellious office
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Awkward range
  06/27/25
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Racy Abnormal Feces
  06/27/25
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thriller goal in life candlestick maker
  06/27/25
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Histrionic stage
  06/27/25
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Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
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Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
frozen library
  06/27/25
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passionate national
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
thriller goal in life candlestick maker
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
greedy aphrodisiac principal's office mexican
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
thriller goal in life candlestick maker
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Awkward range
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
thriller goal in life candlestick maker
  06/27/25
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Henna electric antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
It's both
Arousing misanthropic twinkling uncleanness
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Histrionic stage
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Cerebral Electric Furnace Rigpig
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Pea-brained faggotry theatre
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
bonkers heaven
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
transparent garrison
  06/27/25
lmfao
greedy aphrodisiac principal's office mexican
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Nofapping Shitlib Macaca
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Histrionic stage
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Nofapping Shitlib Macaca
  06/27/25
lmao
Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Awkward range
  06/27/25
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Startling claret business firm pisswyrm
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
hateful copper locale
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
thriller goal in life candlestick maker
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
hateful copper locale
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
thriller goal in life candlestick maker
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Histrionic stage
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Nofapping Shitlib Macaca
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Histrionic stage
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Plum duck-like cruise ship idea he suggested
  06/27/25
TiTscR
glassy philosopher-king new version
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
vibrant rebellious office
  06/27/25
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vibrant rebellious office
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Cerebral Electric Furnace Rigpig
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
carnelian talented roommate trailer park
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
buff vigorous laser beams institution
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
blathering affirmative action
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Mind-boggling whorehouse multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
carnelian talented roommate trailer park
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
buck-toothed motley step-uncle's house
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Pea-brained faggotry theatre
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Mind-boggling whorehouse multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
carnelian talented roommate trailer park
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: vibrant rebellious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: bonkers heaven

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: ruby church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Awkward range

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vibrant rebellious office

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Awkward range

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Racy Abnormal Feces



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: thriller goal in life candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: frozen library

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: passionate national



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: thriller goal in life candlestick maker

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: greedy aphrodisiac principal's office mexican

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: thriller goal in life candlestick maker

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Awkward range

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: thriller goal in life candlestick maker

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Henna electric antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Arousing misanthropic twinkling uncleanness

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Electric Furnace Rigpig

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Pea-brained faggotry theatre

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: bonkers heaven

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: transparent garrison

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: greedy aphrodisiac principal's office mexican

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Nofapping Shitlib Macaca

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Histrionic stage

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Nofapping Shitlib Macaca

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Awkward range

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Startling claret business firm pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: hateful copper locale

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: thriller goal in life candlestick maker

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: hateful copper locale

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: thriller goal in life candlestick maker

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Histrionic stage

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Shitlib Macaca

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Histrionic stage

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Plum duck-like cruise ship idea he suggested

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: glassy philosopher-king new version

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: vibrant rebellious office

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: vibrant rebellious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Electric Furnace Rigpig

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: carnelian talented roommate trailer park

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: buff vigorous laser beams institution

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: blathering affirmative action

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling whorehouse multi-billionaire

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: carnelian talented roommate trailer park

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: buck-toothed motley step-uncle's house

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Pea-brained faggotry theatre

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sinister Irradiated Keepsake Machete

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling whorehouse multi-billionaire

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: carnelian talented roommate trailer park

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)