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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: exhilarant senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: excitant depressive I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Motley fishy stock car church building Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Opaque Point Ape I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Primrose sweet tailpipe Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Alcoholic corner coldplay fan how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac theater Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Claret frum casino You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: disturbing puce locale the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: exhilarant senate just jump is ALWAYS tcr
this bro lived
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: insane brunch now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: insanely creepy keepsake machete codepig This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: gay buck-toothed rehab electric furnace lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: exhilarant senate “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: cerebral cordovan foreskin 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: poppy mischievous preventive strike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Yapping black weed whacker If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: exhilarant senate cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: insane brunch what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Ivory reading party ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: Free-loading Flesh Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: gay buck-toothed rehab electric furnace dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Yapping black weed whacker His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: aphrodisiac theater Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Rough-skinned haunting temple roast beef Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Rough-skinned haunting temple roast beef Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: excitant depressive this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: gay buck-toothed rehab electric furnace i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: Ivory reading party absolutely bizarre inference you drew here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: Red sinister set antidepressant drug is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: Ultramarine Stimulating Space id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: spectacular maroon mediation (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: exhilarant senate more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Ultramarine Stimulating Space my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: Free-loading Flesh Theatre Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: Ultramarine Stimulating Space (shortmo kids) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: apoplectic pocket flask field Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: exhilarant senate this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: onyx arrogant travel guidebook pisswyrm Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: disturbing puce locale Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Shivering federal hell boistinker https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: Free-loading Flesh Theatre I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Supple Orange Ticket Booth Twinkling Uncleanness He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: irradiated orchid piazza how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Ivory reading party lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: exhilarant senate cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: gay buck-toothed rehab electric furnace it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: exhilarant senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: Free-loading Flesh Theatre lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: arousing hairless theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: lascivious coffee pot resort never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Zippy Bawdyhouse If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Brass halford Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: unhinged bateful national security agency Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: irate bistre garrison https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: chartreuse parlor it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Pearl Kitty Cat Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: exhilarant senate is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: Free-loading Flesh Theatre Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: exhilarant senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: Deep Iridescent Chapel Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Hyperventilating University Stain 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: contagious grizzly gas station mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: exhilarant senate holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: chartreuse parlor yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: histrionic abode Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Supple Orange Ticket Booth Twinkling Uncleanness Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: aphrodisiac theater You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: exhilarant senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Supple Orange Ticket Booth Twinkling Uncleanness Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Supple Orange Ticket Booth Twinkling Uncleanness Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: Comical khaki box office fanboi Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: aphrodisiac theater That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: exhilarant senate I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Rose soul-stirring nursing home its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Deep Iridescent Chapel yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: provocative giraffe kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: exhilarant senate that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Comical khaki box office fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: 180 shrine legal warrant If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Pale Gay Wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Free-loading Flesh Theatre lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: exhilarant senate wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889) |