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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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free-loading hall filthpig
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Azure Chapel
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
free-loading hall filthpig
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Azure Chapel
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
free-loading hall filthpig
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Internet-worthy new version
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
free-loading hall filthpig
  07/06/25
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Swashbuckling amber university clown
  07/06/25
18000000000000
silver tank jap
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Ivory Nighttime Stage
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Internet-worthy new version
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Orange fluffy striped hyena piazza
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vigorous pit cumskin
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Thriller Tan Electric Furnace Coldplay Fan
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contagious theater stage
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odious doobsian theatre
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slap-happy whorehouse
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territorial becky
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onyx hyperventilating chad ticket booth
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Sick trust fund
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Saffron stead prole
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Comical Toilet Seat Menage
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Ivory Nighttime Stage
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Azure Chapel
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Ivory Nighttime Stage
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
free-loading hall filthpig
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Ivory Nighttime Stage
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Azure Chapel
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
free-loading hall filthpig
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Ivory Nighttime Stage
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Diverse indian lodge
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Ivory Nighttime Stage
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
judgmental jet brunch reading party
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Splenetic 180 Public Bath Pozpig
  07/06/25
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Comical Toilet Seat Menage
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
vigorous pit cumskin
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
adventurous location
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
histrionic ungodly hell
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Thriller Tan Electric Furnace Coldplay Fan
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
free-loading hall filthpig
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Diverse indian lodge
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
free-loading hall filthpig
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Diverse indian lodge
  07/07/25
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odious doobsian theatre
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
histrionic ungodly hell
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Diverse indian lodge
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
odious doobsian theatre
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
odious doobsian theatre
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
odious doobsian theatre
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground
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vigorous pit cumskin
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
odious doobsian theatre
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free-loading hall filthpig
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
lavender boistinker
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Ivory Nighttime Stage
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odious doobsian theatre
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free-loading hall filthpig
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Stirring aqua fanboi
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
onyx hyperventilating chad ticket booth
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free-loading hall filthpig
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Sienna Internal Respiration
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Azure Chapel

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Azure Chapel

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy new version

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling amber university clown



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: silver tank jap

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Ivory Nighttime Stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Orange fluffy striped hyena piazza



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: vigorous pit cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: chrome aromatic fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Thriller Tan Electric Furnace Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: contagious theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: odious doobsian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: slap-happy whorehouse



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: territorial becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: onyx hyperventilating chad ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Sick trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Saffron stead prole



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Comical Toilet Seat Menage



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Ivory Nighttime Stage

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Azure Chapel

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ivory Nighttime Stage

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Ivory Nighttime Stage

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Azure Chapel

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ivory Nighttime Stage

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Diverse indian lodge

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ivory Nighttime Stage

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: judgmental jet brunch reading party

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Splenetic 180 Public Bath Pozpig

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Comical Toilet Seat Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: vigorous pit cumskin

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: adventurous location

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly hell

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Thriller Tan Electric Furnace Coldplay Fan

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Diverse indian lodge

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Diverse indian lodge

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: odious doobsian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: histrionic ungodly hell

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Diverse indian lodge

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: odious doobsian theatre

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: odious doobsian theatre

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: odious doobsian theatre

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly iridescent sanctuary hunting ground

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: vigorous pit cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: odious doobsian theatre

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: lavender boistinker

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ivory Nighttime Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: odious doobsian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Stirring aqua fanboi

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: onyx hyperventilating chad ticket booth

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: free-loading hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Sienna Internal Respiration

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)