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Protestant theology is so retarded it's unbelievable

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balding school
  07/28/25
taking Qs
crystalline set
  07/28/25
Why are you gay
balding school
  07/28/25
u hit the nail on the head
crystalline set
  07/28/25
that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers ...
histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency
  07/28/25
Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guy...
Slate site sandwich
  07/28/25
(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)
drab startled spot immigrant
  07/28/25
it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and p...
Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage
  07/28/25
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Slate site sandwich
  07/28/25
it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spen...
Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker
  07/28/25
They all act like toddlers
balding school
  07/28/25
yeah but that's preferable sometimes Catholics are made Old...
Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker
  07/28/25
brutal
histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency
  07/28/25
not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL
Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker
  07/28/25
They just read the Bible literally and discard everything el...
Aphrodisiac police squad
  07/28/25
the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference ...
Slate site sandwich
  07/28/25
Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism The Amish are ...
Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker
  07/28/25
yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad categ...
histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency
  07/28/25
Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 100...
crystalline set
  07/28/25
So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO th...
Pearly learning disabled step-uncle's house digit ratio
  07/29/25
as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because ...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
very confusing post!
crystalline set
  07/28/25
do you have even the slightest understanding of the history ...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by chur...
crystalline set
  07/28/25
protestants typically played defense in european religious w...
Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker
  07/30/25
based if true
Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage
  07/28/25
you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the sa...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
correct
Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage
  07/28/25
but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer careful...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
yes if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and sh...
Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage
  07/28/25
but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mo...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
you're a dumb kike
Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage
  07/28/25
I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mort...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I A...
exciting private investor juggernaut
  07/29/25
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fantasy-prone gay ape piazza
  07/29/25
easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated l...
Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker
  07/28/25
yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chan...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy me...
Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker
  07/28/25
and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they ...
Nubile box office therapy
  07/28/25
Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can &l...
hairraiser lettuce
  07/28/25
Great neg
balding school
  07/28/25
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histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency
  07/28/25
https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406
histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency
  07/29/25
@grok what are people arguing about itt
balding school
  07/29/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: balding school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139055)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: crystalline set

taking Qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139060)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: balding school

Why are you gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139063)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: crystalline set

u hit the nail on the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139068)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency

that's why it's so based, that's what keeps the unbelievers out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139061)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Slate site sandwich

Nobody cares about these extremely esoteric details. You guys take something that's already impossible boring (religion) and make it even more boring. It's unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139066)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: drab startled spot immigrant

(doesn't have Secret Knowledge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139078)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage

it's just stupid bullshit jews bring up to suck up air and preclude the discussion of them being interloping jews that are only there to mooch off of White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139103)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Slate site sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139115)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker

it's incredibly simple and for people who don't want to spend their entire lives in the Land of the Lotus-Eaters debating ecumenical niggles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139067)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: balding school

They all act like toddlers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139075)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker

yeah but that's preferable sometimes

Catholics are made Old too fast and they get all of these weird neuroses and hang-ups from it. Lex is a Catholic of this stripe imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139102)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139135)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker

not a neg and it's also part of what gives him so much SOVL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139138)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac police squad

They just read the Bible literally and discard everything else, and they worship money and Jews

Pretty simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139113)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Slate site sandwich

the latter is nuts. probably the biggest salient difference between catholicism and protestantism. Money that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139120)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker

Joel Osteen =/= Methodism or Episcopalianism

The Amish are protestants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139121)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency

yeah "protestantism" is a ridiculously broad category and it's just low IQ to stereotype them unironically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139131)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: crystalline set

Amish, Moravians, Episcopalians, Barthian Neo Lutherans, 1000000k Megatelaboomermall chuchmos, African Charismatic Anglicans, Snake-Pwning Pentecostals, etc

reducing “Protestantism” to a single idea or ethos is braindead thinking, usually in the mode of apologetics of some form or other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139144)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Pearly learning disabled step-uncle's house digit ratio

So much better to worship beads and mary trinkets. THOOO thufuisticcated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140253)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

as compared to catholics trying to commit genocides because somebody thinks Jesus and God have the same nature? Yeah, real retarded as compared to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139127)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: crystalline set

very confusing post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139146)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

do you have even the slightest understanding of the history of the church or the various heresies they decided warranted mass bloodshed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139152)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: crystalline set

yes & not a fan of violence and related coercion by church or state where directed/coerced by church

but not sure protestants across the board get high marks here, only anabaptists in the polemical period you’re harkening back to get an A for discipleship on this, and the “obscure” point of Christ’s divinity is sort of a key point for all Christians that take any aspect of the substantive faith seriously so kind of a weird point to emphasize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139197)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker

protestants typically played defense in european religious wars imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49143414)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage

based if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139148)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

you see, they are the same being, but they can't have the same nature, but they are the same, but different if you use certain words, and those really, really fucking matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139155)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139158)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

but did Jesus exist before God sent him here? Answer carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139163)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage

yes

if you think this doesnt matter youre a retard and should go to hell forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139170)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

but his mortal nature also? Even prior to the creation of mortal men? I will kill you over this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139176)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all hunting ground blood rage

you're a dumb kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139181)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

I'm not sure if you agree or disagree? Did jesus have a mortal nature for all of eternity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139183)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: exciting private investor juggernaut

Yes. In John 8:58, Jesus says, "Before Abraham was, I AM." This is an allusion to God referring to himself as I AM when he revealed himself to Moses, and denotes the axiomatic, beginningless existence of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140207)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone gay ape piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49140224)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker

easy for us westerners wading in the morass of deracinated late modernity to say as we can't even imagine the strength of conviction needed to murder another man over somewhat minor doctrinal disputes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139161)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

yeah destroying your entire society to make sure people chant the right thing is credited if you're a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139164)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Glassy fortuitous meteor boistinker

no but somewhere in between that and this there's a happy medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139167)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Nubile box office therapy

and buttfucking child raping catholics never found it, they were either just putting atheists into the papacy or burning down villages to enforce the edicts of that atheist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139180)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: hairraiser lettuce

Its downfall is the lack of authoritative figures who can “yes” and “no” as to what is acceptable. Religions need an umpire. You begin with Lutheranism then you get Calvinism and Anglicanism and now so many you can’t count them. Compare to the Catholic Church, with all its scandal, flawed popes, lost wars, it still has a thriving core component after 20 centuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139182)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: balding school

Great neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139187)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139195)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: histrionic turquoise trailer park national security agency

https://x.com/MonadFan/status/1949872173956448406

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49139919)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: balding school

@grok what are people arguing about itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755842&forum_id=2#49141440)