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I’m out here at night splitting wood, splitting atoms,...
Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  02/10/26
If you burn wood and you live in a dense neighborhood like t...
Rose roommate
  02/10/26
Brother, I live in New Jersey, the state of GO FUCK YOURSELF
Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  02/10/26
where is all of the snow?
Flesh lodge ladyboy
  02/11/26
, he lisped.
comical maniacal cruise ship
  02/10/26
He's not burning leaves or garbage. Burning wood is 1800000 ...
Painfully Honest Glittery Business Firm
  02/10/26
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Roblox
  02/15/26
Almost none of that wood is split
Mewling jet-lagged nowag
  02/10/26
I will split you right in half you asshole
Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  02/10/26
And it's stacked in the most retarded way possible. Disc...
Painfully Honest Glittery Business Firm
  02/10/26
How would YOU have stacked that wood, friend?
Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  02/10/26
Split those huge logs Separate pile for the smaller stuff ...
Painfully Honest Glittery Business Firm
  02/10/26
I am splitting logs every day. I will cycle back through thi...
Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  02/10/26
My elbow is screaming with pain, I cannot split anymore toni...
Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  02/10/26
My guy you seem to have made a pyre rather than a usable woo...
Razzmatazz Roast Beef
  02/10/26
it's all so wet it will just create a huge cloud of smoke, i...
Aquamarine costumed nursing home
  02/11/26
did u split the wood by sitting on it or what lmao
titillating goyim
  02/10/26
Brother, I transferred my entire life force, down through my...
Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested
  02/10/26
I grew up in the log woods of the Deep South. I love to spli...
big impertinent market gunner
  02/11/26
Can you move it to a covered location? It's gonna get rained...
violent hideous milk center
  02/11/26
check this out: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  02/15/26


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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested

I’m out here at night splitting wood, splitting atoms, giving thanks, breathing life into creation with a maul and a wedge and nothing but brute strength

https://imgur.com/a/rfjhy6s

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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Rose roommate

If you burn wood and you live in a dense neighborhood like that, you're a massive asshole. It's not 1950, we know now that it's exceptionally unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662218)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested

Brother, I live in New Jersey, the state of GO FUCK YOURSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662221)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Flesh lodge ladyboy

where is all of the snow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49663215)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: comical maniacal cruise ship

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662231)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Glittery Business Firm

He's not burning leaves or garbage. Burning wood is 1800000 fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662382)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 10:23 PM
Author: Roblox



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Mewling jet-lagged nowag

Almost none of that wood is split

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662238)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested

I will split you right in half you asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662245)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Glittery Business Firm

And it's stacked in the most retarded way possible.

Disco a fat lying retard yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662380)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested

How would YOU have stacked that wood, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662381)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Glittery Business Firm

Split those huge logs

Separate pile for the smaller stuff

Exthperth recommend alternating the rows 90 degrees to encourage airflow but I never bother with that, I just don't stack super tight and let air do what it do

But ur sloppy pyramid shows you started with a semblance of organization then got lazy and started tossing pieces on top aka the story of ur life: beginning a task in earnest, rapidly getting shittier, and quitting while blaming an obesity-related ailment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662394)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested

I am splitting logs every day. I will cycle back through this section. There is oh so much to split. You haven’t seen the other half of the pile on the other side of the yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662479)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested

My elbow is screaming with pain, I cannot split anymore tonight. Fuck! Fuck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662248)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Roast Beef

My guy you seem to have made a pyre rather than a usable wood pile.

On the plus side you’re set for a sick bonfire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662395)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine costumed nursing home

it's all so wet it will just create a huge cloud of smoke, it won't generate any actual flames

he needs to split it properly, stack it properly, let it dry out for a year or two, and only THEN use it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49663209)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: titillating goyim

did u split the wood by sitting on it or what lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662400)



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Date: February 10th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Curious bawdyhouse idea he suggested

Brother, I transferred my entire life force, down through my arms, into the maul, and thundered down with all my might to split these logs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49662475)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: big impertinent market gunner

I grew up in the log woods of the Deep South. I love to split wood. I was in charge of building the fire growing up, and our house didn't have central air/heat.

I had this special technique where I would gather rich pine/lighter pine/fat wood. I'd split that with an ax. Then I'd take the little sticks of it and break them with my hands over the top of the ax handle with the ax standing up. Think the motion where you break a stick over your knee. This would produce 2 splintery ends on the rich pine. They ignite instantly and fast.

So I'd pile a few of the splintery rich pine in the fireplace, and layer thin sticks of regular dried pine on top. When it got going, I'd stack in the oak and other hardwood like sweetgum. I'd have that thing heated up in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49663203)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: violent hideous milk center

Can you move it to a covered location? It's gonna get rained on due to Hou--er--"New Jersey" experiencing a humid subtropical climate (Köppen climate classification Cfa), and then it's gonna get all rotted. You need to cover it so that it can dry out and be good for burning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49663419)



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Date: February 15th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

check this out: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835283&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833481&forum_id=2#49673141)