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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
wow great point man
ungodly passionate school cafeteria
  11/17/13
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kink-friendly box office
  02/09/14
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Beady-eyed Spot
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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translucent odious people who are hurt
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Electric jade dog poop
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Pearl shivering nursing home nowag
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
exciting blue rehab
  11/18/13
tp
salmon free-loading hall
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Pontificating Alpha Indian Lodge
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
translucent odious people who are hurt
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
soggy lavender plaza
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Glassy shaky casino
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
irradiated house
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
indigo mewling double fault base
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Pink kitchen
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
vermilion disturbing state associate
  04/07/16
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bearded cruise ship idiot
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
dashing space
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Bonkers Ivory Field
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Opaque self-absorbed property psychic
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Disgusting fragrant parlour ratface
  11/17/13
?
swollen glittery public bath
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Haunting elastic band
  11/18/13
Well?
Saffron cracking home toilet seat
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
alcoholic old irish cottage indirect expression
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Razzle Pocket Flask
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
translucent odious people who are hurt
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
henna abode filthpig
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Mauve Den Lettuce
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Razzle Pocket Flask
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Razzle Pocket Flask
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Mauve Den Lettuce
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Razzle Pocket Flask
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
You're done here
indecent frisky senate persian
  11/19/13
(idiot)
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
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Excitant obsidian party of the first part
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
stubborn histrionic school
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Excitant obsidian party of the first part
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
irradiated house
  11/17/13
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zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Excitant obsidian party of the first part
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
chocolate appetizing dingle berry
  11/17/13
only?
stubborn histrionic school
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
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zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
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sexy jewess hell
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
chest-beating scourge upon the earth stag film
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Mauve Den Lettuce
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
soul-stirring federal center
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Excitant obsidian party of the first part
  11/17/13
lol
soul-stirring federal center
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
chest-beating scourge upon the earth stag film
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
stubborn histrionic school
  11/17/13
lmao.
exciting blue rehab
  11/18/13
cq
Fantasy-prone step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
...
salmon free-loading hall
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
exciting blue rehab
  11/18/13
Underrated
crystalline slimy resort
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
Clear stock car rigpig
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
garnet chapel antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Supple peach chad
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
tantric university
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
tantric university
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
chest-beating scourge upon the earth stag film
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Trip arrogant goal in life
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
tantric university
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Excitant obsidian party of the first part
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
tantric university
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Topaz nibblets dragon
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
tantric university
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
tantric university
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Topaz nibblets dragon
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Topaz nibblets dragon
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Topaz nibblets dragon
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
  11/17/13
LOL
zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
tantric university
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
tantric university
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Turquoise cuck affirmative action
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
henna abode filthpig
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Very tactful ocher corner hairy legs
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Amethyst tanning salon coffee pot
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
tantric university
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
crystalline slimy resort
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
stubborn histrionic school
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/17/13
well executed flame
confused fat ankles locus
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Contagious principal's office
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
pea-brained hideous ticket booth masturbator
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
mind-boggling copper really tough guy area
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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apoplectic puppy
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
internet-worthy domesticated temple
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
internet-worthy domesticated temple
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Comical jet-lagged church
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Splenetic lodge
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Comical jet-lagged church
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
sapphire bawdyhouse mexican
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
sapphire bawdyhouse mexican
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Comical jet-lagged church
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lascivious mischievous digit ratio parlor
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Dark Toaster
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Comical jet-lagged church
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Magical office doctorate
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Haunting elastic band
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Charcoal infuriating stead trump supporter
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
Cocky Learning Disabled Legend
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sexy jewess hell
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Lake crackhouse
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
massive brunch blood rage
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Beady-eyed Spot
  11/19/13
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Beady-eyed Spot
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Contagious principal's office
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Claret aggressive whorehouse
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charismatic piazza boiling water
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
bronze patrolman ladyboy
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Contagious principal's office
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
big bright theater stage newt
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burgundy vengeful garrison genital piercing
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Beady-eyed Spot
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
flushed impressive sound barrier
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Beady-eyed Spot
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
garnet chapel antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Insecure cumskin
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
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  12/22/14
Uh they do
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Beady-eyed Spot
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
garnet chapel antidepressant drug
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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vermilion disturbing state associate
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titillating legal warrant
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: ungodly passionate school cafeteria

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: kink-friendly box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: translucent odious people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Electric jade dog poop

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Pearl shivering nursing home nowag

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: exciting blue rehab

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: salmon free-loading hall

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Pontificating Alpha Indian Lodge

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: translucent odious people who are hurt

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: soggy lavender plaza

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Glassy shaky casino

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: irradiated house

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: indigo mewling double fault base

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Pink kitchen

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: vermilion disturbing state associate

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: bearded cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: dashing space

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Bonkers Ivory Field

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Opaque self-absorbed property psychic

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Disgusting fragrant parlour ratface

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: swollen glittery public bath

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Saffron cracking home toilet seat

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: alcoholic old irish cottage indirect expression

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Razzle Pocket Flask

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: translucent odious people who are hurt

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: henna abode filthpig

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Mauve Den Lettuce

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle Pocket Flask

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle Pocket Flask

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Mauve Den Lettuce

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Razzle Pocket Flask

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: indecent frisky senate persian

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Excitant obsidian party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: stubborn histrionic school

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Excitant obsidian party of the first part

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: irradiated house

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Excitant obsidian party of the first part

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: chocolate appetizing dingle berry

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: stubborn histrionic school

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sexy jewess hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: chest-beating scourge upon the earth stag film

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Mauve Den Lettuce

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring federal center

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant obsidian party of the first part

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring federal center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: chest-beating scourge upon the earth stag film

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: stubborn histrionic school

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: exciting blue rehab

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone step-uncle's house

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: salmon free-loading hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: exciting blue rehab

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: crystalline slimy resort

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Clear stock car rigpig

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: garnet chapel antidepressant drug

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Supple peach chad

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: tantric university

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: tantric university

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: chest-beating scourge upon the earth stag film

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Trip arrogant goal in life

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: tantric university

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Excitant obsidian party of the first part

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: tantric university

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Topaz nibblets dragon

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: tantric university

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: tantric university

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Topaz nibblets dragon

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Topaz nibblets dragon

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Topaz nibblets dragon

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: zippy doobsian hospital coldplay fan

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: tantric university

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: tantric university

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Turquoise cuck affirmative action

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: henna abode filthpig

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Very tactful ocher corner hairy legs

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Amethyst tanning salon coffee pot

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: tantric university

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: crystalline slimy resort

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: stubborn histrionic school

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: confused fat ankles locus

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious principal's office

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: pea-brained hideous ticket booth masturbator

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling copper really tough guy area

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Hairless out-of-control travel guidebook

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: laughsome high-end gas station community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Magical office doctorate

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Floppy duck-like kitty set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: laughsome high-end gas station community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: apoplectic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy domesticated temple

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy domesticated temple

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Comical jet-lagged church

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Splenetic lodge

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Comical jet-lagged church

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: sapphire bawdyhouse mexican

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: sapphire bawdyhouse mexican

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Comical jet-lagged church

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: lascivious mischievous digit ratio parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Dark Toaster

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Comical jet-lagged church

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Magical office doctorate

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Haunting elastic band

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Charcoal infuriating stead trump supporter

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Cocky Learning Disabled Legend

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: galvanic crawly national tattoo

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sexy jewess hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Lake crackhouse

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: massive brunch blood rage

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Contagious principal's office

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Claret aggressive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: charismatic piazza boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: bronze patrolman ladyboy

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious principal's office

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: big bright theater stage newt

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: burgundy vengeful garrison genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: flushed impressive sound barrier

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: garnet chapel antidepressant drug

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Insecure cumskin

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: diverse erotic therapy orchestra pit

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: multi-colored business firm sweet tailpipe

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: garnet chapel antidepressant drug

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: red menage circlehead

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: vivacious drunken black woman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: vermilion disturbing state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: titillating legal warrant

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Sticky violent half-breed gaping

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia Dilemma Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: vermilion disturbing state associate

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Transparent Institution Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#37197656)



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Author: spectacular pisswyrm becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243529)



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Author: Racy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243540)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: salmon free-loading hall

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: citrine razzle-dazzle pit potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Misunderstood curious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: salmon free-loading hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397898)