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i've heard that the new jurassic park movie is surprisingly fun

at some point in the middle it genre-shifts over to a tense ...
Henna Mental Disorder
  07/05/25
(Michael Critchon turns over in grave)
charcoal feces trailer park
  07/05/25
undoubtedly but *jeff goldblum voice* life finds a way
Henna Mental Disorder
  07/05/25
I heard its the same movie as the 1st one but gayer and blac...
dead toilet seat kitty cat
  07/05/25
what are these movies even about at this point? everyone is ...
laughsome gold hissy fit
  07/05/25
i didn't see it (despite enjoying the first two, and the thi...
Henna Mental Disorder
  07/05/25
I hate fun
Gay flatulent faggot firefighter selfie
  07/05/25
crr who doesnt
Transparent tripping halford church building
  07/05/25


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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder

at some point in the middle it genre-shifts over to a tense gothic horror film involving a dinosaur with the personality of a rascally Tex Avery protagonist

less of a (very loosely at this point) Crichton themed "Jurassic Park" film and more of a "Jurassic Park Stories" type deal like what Disney Star Wars did with some success in that "Rogue One" flick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2#49074477)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: charcoal feces trailer park

(Michael Critchon turns over in grave)

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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder

undoubtedly

but *jeff goldblum voice* life finds a way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2#49074534)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dead toilet seat kitty cat

I heard its the same movie as the 1st one but gayer and blacker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2#49074536)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: laughsome gold hissy fit

what are these movies even about at this point? everyone is just at a dinosaur park where the dinosaurs escape? did they ever make up new plotlines?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2#49074540)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Henna Mental Disorder

i didn't see it (despite enjoying the first two, and the third somewhat) but i think jurassic world or whatever its called (the one with Ron Howard's talentless issue) is a rehash of the first one blended with one of the young adult JP novels' plotlines about a less safari more orlando dinosaur theme park getting overrun by the exhibits

so basically, yeah, same stuff, this time without the crichton inspired bits about playing god with genetics and "chaos theory" that gave it some polish for the critics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2#49074625)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Gay flatulent faggot firefighter selfie

I hate fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2#49074544)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Transparent tripping halford church building

crr who doesnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2#49074629)