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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Impressive nowag garrison
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Vivacious haunted graveyard parlor
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
excitant outnumbered goal in life
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
buff really tough guy
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
translucent chad deer antler
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
crimson disrespectful halford market
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
galvanic stage incel
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Pea-brained razzle-dazzle macaca university
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
stimulating hateful ticket booth pisswyrm
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
startled legal warrant dysfunction
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Titillating shitlib theatre
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Ivory Corner
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Silver know-it-all mental disorder
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
gaped mewling tanning salon
  06/30/25
cr
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
stimulating hateful ticket booth pisswyrm
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Kink-friendly Vengeful Box Office
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Ivory Corner
  06/30/25
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canary parlour
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Titillating shitlib theatre
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
gaped mewling tanning salon
  06/30/25
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mildly autistic sickened filthpig
  07/01/25
*bussy
trip big-titted theater stage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
crimson disrespectful halford market
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Opaque karate
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
fear-inspiring cracking trailer park
  06/30/25
fuck
Titillating shitlib theatre
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Opaque karate
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Impressive nowag garrison
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Titillating shitlib theatre
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Kink-friendly Vengeful Box Office
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
...
Glassy masturbator
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
hot nursing home
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
mischievous meetinghouse generalized bond
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
plum toilet seat
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
mischievous meetinghouse generalized bond
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
canary parlour
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
mischievous meetinghouse generalized bond
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
wonderful station
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
appetizing greedy giraffe
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
drab school cafeteria
  06/30/25
tcr
canary parlour
  07/01/25
just jump
pungent exciting school
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
...
At-the-ready Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Thriller gay police squad
  06/30/25
wow
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Big Balding Sanctuary
  06/30/25
JFC man
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Pea-brained razzle-dazzle macaca university
  06/30/25
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pungent exciting school
  06/30/25
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Titillating shitlib theatre
  06/30/25
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Ivory Corner
  06/30/25
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talented beta office
  06/30/25
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appetizing greedy giraffe
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
drab school cafeteria
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
hot nursing home
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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mildly autistic sickened filthpig
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
soul-stirring factory reset button philosopher-king
  07/01/25
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Multi-colored insane property
  07/01/25
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excitant outnumbered goal in life
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
translucent chad deer antler
  06/30/25
bro
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
...
drab school cafeteria
  06/30/25
lol
canary parlour
  07/01/25
...
Very tactful twinkling uncleanness skinny woman
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Exhilarant pearl gas station voyeur
  06/30/25
jfc
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
stimulating hateful ticket booth pisswyrm
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
dashing territorial fanboi organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
talented beta office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
canary parlour
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Exhilarant pearl gas station voyeur
  07/01/25
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plum toilet seat
  07/01/25
...
talented beta office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Multi-colored insane property
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
heady hyperactive stead
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Kink-friendly Vengeful Box Office
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
alcoholic adventurous temple
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Titillating shitlib theatre
  06/30/25
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alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/01/25
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pink adulterous plaza multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
lol
canary parlour
  07/01/25
...
pungent exciting school
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Racy Spruce Chapel
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
zippy den
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
white ungodly persian
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
turquoise pozpig
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
curious fighting gay wizard
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
pink adulterous plaza multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Demanding Swashbuckling Goyim Cuck
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
canary parlour
  07/01/25
...
alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
mildly autistic sickened filthpig
  07/01/25
😟
frum alpha
  07/01/25
...
odious gaming laptop private investor
  07/01/25
holy shit
alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
pink adulterous plaza multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
lascivious tank address
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Multi-colored insane property
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
crimson disrespectful halford market
  07/01/25
...
alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Multi-colored insane property
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Multi-colored insane property
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Thriller gay police squad
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
crimson disrespectful halford market
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Obsidian locus legend
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
mildly autistic sickened filthpig
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Diverse Garnet Blood Rage Place Of Business
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/06/25
...
Thriller gay police squad
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
unhinged brunch
  07/06/25
...
talented beta office
  07/06/25
lol
canary parlour
  07/07/25
wow
alcoholic adventurous temple
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Impressive nowag garrison

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Vivacious haunted graveyard parlor

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: excitant outnumbered goal in life

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: buff really tough guy

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: translucent chad deer antler

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: crimson disrespectful halford market

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: galvanic stage incel

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained razzle-dazzle macaca university

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: stimulating hateful ticket booth pisswyrm

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: startled legal warrant dysfunction

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib theatre

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Ivory Corner

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Silver know-it-all mental disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: gaped mewling tanning salon

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: stimulating hateful ticket booth pisswyrm

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Vengeful Box Office

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Ivory Corner

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: canary parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib theatre

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: gaped mewling tanning salon

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: mildly autistic sickened filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: trip big-titted theater stage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: crimson disrespectful halford market

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Opaque karate

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cracking trailer park

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib theatre

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Opaque karate

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Impressive nowag garrison

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib theatre

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Vengeful Box Office

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Glassy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: hot nursing home

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: mischievous meetinghouse generalized bond

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: plum toilet seat

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: mischievous meetinghouse generalized bond

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: canary parlour

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: mischievous meetinghouse generalized bond

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: wonderful station

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing greedy giraffe

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: canary parlour

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: pungent exciting school

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Thriller gay police squad

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Big Balding Sanctuary

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained razzle-dazzle macaca university

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pungent exciting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Ivory Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: dashing territorial fanboi organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: talented beta office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: appetizing greedy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: hot nursing home

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: maize tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: mildly autistic sickened filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Shimmering bisexual affirmative action people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring factory reset button philosopher-king

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored insane property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: excitant outnumbered goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: translucent chad deer antler

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: drab school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: canary parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Very tactful twinkling uncleanness skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl gas station voyeur

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: stimulating hateful ticket booth pisswyrm

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: dashing territorial fanboi organic girlfriend

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: talented beta office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: canary parlour

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant pearl gas station voyeur

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: plum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: talented beta office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored insane property

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: heady hyperactive stead

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Vengeful Box Office

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib theatre

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: pink adulterous plaza multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: canary parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: pungent exciting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Racy Spruce Chapel

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: zippy den

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: white ungodly persian

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: turquoise pozpig

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: curious fighting gay wizard

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pink adulterous plaza multi-billionaire

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Demanding Swashbuckling Goyim Cuck

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: canary parlour

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: mildly autistic sickened filthpig

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: frum alpha

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: odious gaming laptop private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: pink adulterous plaza multi-billionaire

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: lascivious tank address

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored insane property

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: crimson disrespectful halford market

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored insane property

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored insane property

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Thriller gay police squad

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: crimson disrespectful halford market

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Obsidian locus legend

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: mildly autistic sickened filthpig

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Diverse Garnet Blood Rage Place Of Business

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Thriller gay police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: unhinged brunch

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: talented beta office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: canary parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous temple

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)