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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
blue medicated abode alpha
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
hyperventilating bat-shit-crazy lay
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
pearly faggotry place of business
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
At-the-ready sound barrier community account
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Excitant Rough-skinned Digit Ratio
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Dashing Space
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
fuchsia library blood rage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
swollen therapy
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Provocative drunken shitlib
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
magical tanning salon
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Cracking heaven
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Copper Territorial Candlestick Maker Regret
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
aphrodisiac telephone
  06/30/25
cr
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
swollen therapy
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Multi-colored mentally impaired forum round eye
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Cracking heaven
  06/30/25
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Big-titted state death wish
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
magical tanning salon
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
aphrodisiac telephone
  06/30/25
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glassy school cafeteria rigpig
  07/01/25
*bussy
bespoke flesh persian patrolman
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Dashing Space
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
shimmering giraffe
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Dun marvelous piazza sandwich
  06/30/25
fuck
magical tanning salon
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
shimmering giraffe
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
blue medicated abode alpha
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
magical tanning salon
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Multi-colored mentally impaired forum round eye
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
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chestnut gaming laptop
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Poppy casino
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Shivering orchid den sex offender
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Dull mental disorder
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Shivering orchid den sex offender
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Big-titted state death wish
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Shivering orchid den sex offender
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stirring Ceo Locale
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Aqua stag film wagecucks
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Adulterous Dead Menage Incel
  06/30/25
tcr
Big-titted state death wish
  07/01/25
just jump
Fragrant Infuriating Rigor Psychic
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
...
Coiffed brunch
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
crystalline chapel
  06/30/25
wow
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
irradiated buck-toothed plaza macaca
  06/30/25
JFC man
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
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Fragrant Infuriating Rigor Psychic
  06/30/25
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magical tanning salon
  06/30/25
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Cracking heaven
  06/30/25
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greedy cuckold
  06/30/25
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Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
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Aqua stag film wagecucks
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Adulterous Dead Menage Incel
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Poppy casino
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle wrinkle
  07/01/25
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glassy school cafeteria rigpig
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Chrome Comical Business Firm
  07/01/25
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pearly faggotry place of business
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Excitant Rough-skinned Digit Ratio
  06/30/25
bro
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
...
Adulterous Dead Menage Incel
  06/30/25
lol
Big-titted state death wish
  07/01/25
...
Cerise bipolar personal credit line orchestra pit
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
vivacious haunting temple organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
jfc
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
swollen therapy
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
greedy cuckold
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Big-titted state death wish
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
vivacious haunting temple organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
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Dull mental disorder
  07/01/25
...
Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Chrome Comical Business Firm
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
effete mischievous ticket booth messiness
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Multi-colored mentally impaired forum round eye
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
magical tanning salon
  06/30/25
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deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/01/25
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Aquamarine wild elastic band main people
  07/01/25
lol
Big-titted state death wish
  07/01/25
...
Fragrant Infuriating Rigor Psychic
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
heady lime old irish cottage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Laughsome internet-worthy kitty
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Dark multi-billionaire half-breed
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Contagious becky
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Mewling ape
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Aquamarine wild elastic band main people
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Hot vigorous parlour striped hyena
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Big-titted state death wish
  07/01/25
...
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
glassy school cafeteria rigpig
  07/01/25
😟
Ruddy learning disabled cuckoldry
  07/01/25
...
Boyish church building azn
  07/01/25
holy shit
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Aquamarine wild elastic band main people
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
razzle fluffy dysfunction home
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Chrome Comical Business Firm
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Dashing Space
  07/01/25
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deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Chrome Comical Business Firm
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Chrome Comical Business Firm
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
crystalline chapel
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Dashing Space
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Curious Twinkling Uncleanness Hominid
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
glassy school cafeteria rigpig
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
wonderful sanctuary prole
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/06/25
...
crystalline chapel
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Charismatic mexican famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
...
Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
lol
Big-titted state death wish
  07/07/25
wow
deranged weed whacker athletic conference
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: blue medicated abode alpha

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating bat-shit-crazy lay

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: pearly faggotry place of business

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready sound barrier community account

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Excitant Rough-skinned Digit Ratio

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dashing Space

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fuchsia library blood rage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: swollen therapy

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Provocative drunken shitlib

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: magical tanning salon

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cracking heaven

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Copper Territorial Candlestick Maker Regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac telephone

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: swollen therapy

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored mentally impaired forum round eye

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cracking heaven

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: magical tanning salon

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac telephone

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: glassy school cafeteria rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: bespoke flesh persian patrolman

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Dashing Space

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: shimmering giraffe

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Dun marvelous piazza sandwich

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: magical tanning salon

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: shimmering giraffe

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: blue medicated abode alpha

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: magical tanning salon

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored mentally impaired forum round eye

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: chestnut gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Poppy casino

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Shivering orchid den sex offender

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Dull mental disorder

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Shivering orchid den sex offender

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Shivering orchid den sex offender

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring Ceo Locale

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Aqua stag film wagecucks

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Adulterous Dead Menage Incel

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Infuriating Rigor Psychic

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Coiffed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: crystalline chapel

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: irradiated buck-toothed plaza macaca

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Fragrant Infuriating Rigor Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: magical tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cracking heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: greedy cuckold



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Aqua stag film wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Adulterous Dead Menage Incel

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Poppy casino

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: glassy school cafeteria rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Chocolate bisexual location mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: crusty painfully honest corn cake theater stage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Chrome Comical Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: pearly faggotry place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Excitant Rough-skinned Digit Ratio

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Adulterous Dead Menage Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cerise bipolar personal credit line orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: vivacious haunting temple organic girlfriend

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: swollen therapy

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: greedy cuckold

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: vivacious haunting temple organic girlfriend

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Dull mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Chrome Comical Business Firm

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: effete mischievous ticket booth messiness

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored mentally impaired forum round eye

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: magical tanning salon

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine wild elastic band main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Infuriating Rigor Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: heady lime old irish cottage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Laughsome internet-worthy kitty

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Dark multi-billionaire half-breed

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Contagious becky

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Mewling ape

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine wild elastic band main people

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Hot vigorous parlour striped hyena

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: glassy school cafeteria rigpig

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ruddy learning disabled cuckoldry

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Boyish church building azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aquamarine wild elastic band main people

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: razzle fluffy dysfunction home

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Chrome Comical Business Firm

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Dashing Space

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Chrome Comical Business Firm

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Chrome Comical Business Firm

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: crystalline chapel

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Dashing Space

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Curious Twinkling Uncleanness Hominid

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: glassy school cafeteria rigpig

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: wonderful sanctuary prole

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: crystalline chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Charismatic mexican famous landscape painting

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Ocher unholy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Big-titted state death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: deranged weed whacker athletic conference

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)