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hideous codepig
  03/03/14
I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know ...
Odious area
  03/03/14
Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time.
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
[Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same ve...
Pungent newt
  03/03/14
Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the...
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in...
Odious area
  03/03/14
I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document...
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new versio...
Lemon sound barrier
  03/03/14
Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in ...
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redli...
Pungent newt
  03/03/14
Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he...
Pungent newt
  03/03/14
I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a n...
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackl...
Pungent newt
  03/03/14
It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is...
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing und...
Pungent newt
  03/03/14
Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that numb...
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
[Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-...
Pungent newt
  03/03/14
Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004. It's Marc...
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
*Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputt...
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lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates
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  03/03/14
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Some 180 shit in here.
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180 thread
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jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even...
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  03/03/14
Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript.
hideous codepig
  03/03/14
It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw.
Misanthropic Stain
  03/03/14
you don't have document management in shitlaw?
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  03/03/14
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hideous codepig
  03/03/14
I don't even know what "document management" means...
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  03/03/14
so you don't know what they are talking about when they say ...
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  03/03/14
It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes. "Version...
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  03/03/14
will do
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I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few pos...
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  03/04/14
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  03/03/14
a 180 response to a 120.. moment
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  03/03/14
lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives
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  03/04/14
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  03/03/14
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  03/04/14
I'm long in-house and this brings it all back.
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  03/04/14
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  03/04/14
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  03/04/14
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  03/04/14
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  03/04/14
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  03/04/14
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126505)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Odious area

I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126519)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126533)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Pungent newt

[Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126585)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Odious area

I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126609)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: hideous codepig

I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?

Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126621)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Lemon sound barrier

Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126644)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126657)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Pungent newt

Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126865)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: Pungent newt

Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126663)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: hideous codepig

I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126684)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Pungent newt

Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126698)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: hideous codepig

It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126719)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Pungent newt

If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126803)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126879)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Pungent newt

[Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.

It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.

You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.

The client writes our time off if it's late at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126970)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Pungent newt

*Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*

*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126980)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127068)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Pungent newt

That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127156)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: pearly tripping headpube parlour

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126985)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Pungent newt

*After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*

*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*

*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*

*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*

Hi [Senior Associate],

I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?

Thanks,

[Miserable Associate]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127030)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Mustard knife space

Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127066)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: hideous codepig

-There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?

*receives no response*

*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*

-Serif or sans serif?

-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127122)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Pungent newt

*swallows outrage*

Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?

*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*

*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127172)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: Mustard knife space

I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127225)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: galvanic ultramarine address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133033)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: galvanic ultramarine address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133020)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Lemon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126695)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: vermilion arousing hunting ground abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126532)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: pearly tripping headpube parlour

*jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*

"Oh god, oh-"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126622)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Lemon sound barrier

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126628)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ocher Giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126630)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Red flatulent community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126635)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Appetizing white nursing home

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126638)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: rusted slimy quadroon base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126642)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Or on a date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ocher Giraffe

lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126670)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Pungent newt

dates = escort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126681)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Out-of-control regret preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25153447)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Lemon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126700)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Pungent newt

I'm getting horrible flashbacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126680)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: motley hilarious rigpig bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132027)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Sooty Fear-inspiring Native Tank

i once left an excel file open, left office late, woke up next day to e-mails asking me to get out of it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127104)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 2:32 PM
Author: stimulating hairy legs market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#47093718)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling tattoo trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127324)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:56 AM
Author: chartreuse personal credit line casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128825)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 1:43 AM
Author: Angry hominid indian lodge

Lol kikes just call tech and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25314293)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: peach marvelous office

I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126678)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Lemon sound barrier

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126708)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ocher Giraffe

whoa, lil too close to home with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126717)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Pungent newt

(after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)

*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*

*calls help desk*

Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.

Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.

Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.

Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?

Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.

Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.

*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."

(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126784)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Pungent newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126872)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: pearly tripping headpube parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126929)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Sooty Fear-inspiring Native Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127113)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127274)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Naked Greedy Church Building

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127450)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: cerise exciting patrolman forum

FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127578)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM
Author: chartreuse personal credit line casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128828)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: provocative crawly gas station

Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128831)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: motley hilarious rigpig bawdyhouse

It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132069)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling tattoo trailer park

never heard of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132084)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Pungent newt

The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132574)



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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: peach marvelous office

TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25266870)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Cream fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128855)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: peach marvelous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128973)



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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25144248)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: mauve lettuce hospital

Fuck, this hit home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25227898)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404866)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: diverse flesh senate

*Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368106)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#44339790)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126707)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Pungent newt

Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126850)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: pearly tripping headpube parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126887)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131573)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368293)



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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#46656788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: galvanic ultramarine address

Some 180 shit in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126890)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Slippery useless brakes affirmative action

this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25126977)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Pungent newt

*Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*

*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127087)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling tattoo trailer park

lol fuck stop stop stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127330)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: hideous codepig

six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127352)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Pungent newt

If one eats shit consistently and is lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127518)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser mad-dog skullcap

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127033)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Curious milk

*blows brains out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127097)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life indirect expression

jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127147)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic Stain

It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127245)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: snowy parlor rigor

you don't have document management in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127291)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: hideous codepig

Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127306)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Stain

I don't even know what "document management" means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127315)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: snowy parlor rigor

so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127335)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: hideous codepig

It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.

"Version up" please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127358)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: snowy parlor rigor

will do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127470)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Misanthropic Stain

I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127404)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: snowy parlor rigor

weird. that is a terrible way to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127468)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling tattoo trailer park

lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that

dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127539)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: Curious milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131391)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM
Author: floppy fishy juggernaut immigrant

Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131428)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: Angry hominid indian lodge

Aaaa00000. Marys files

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Pontificating Becky Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127344)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: motley hilarious rigpig bawdyhouse

Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Sooty Fear-inspiring Native Tank

did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?

i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127120)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: hideous codepig

I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127136)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Sooty Fear-inspiring Native Tank

a 180 response to a 120.. moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127150)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life indirect expression

lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127154)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: snowy parlor rigor

I did this once. Almost started crying.

Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127296)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Pungent newt

If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25130260)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: motley hilarious rigpig bawdyhouse

It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132042)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Pungent newt

But that's exactly what you're doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132587)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26748579)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404437)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: diverse flesh senate

Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368127)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: Pungent newt

The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127217)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Aromatic burgundy sanctuary faggot firefighter

jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127234)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: Pungent newt

The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127304)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Aromatic burgundy sanctuary faggot firefighter

I would cry. I would need to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127438)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Pungent newt

You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127558)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling tattoo trailer park

hauntingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127594)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Lemon sound barrier

I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.

I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128829)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Pungent newt

I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128849)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Lemon sound barrier

Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128866)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: Pungent newt

I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128887)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Sooty Fear-inspiring Native Tank

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128864)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26748586)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450394)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: claret zombie-like athletic conference

I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133028)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Aromatic burgundy sanctuary faggot firefighter

This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127236)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Dashing misunderstood foreskin

this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127285)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged love of her life indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127367)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Gay histrionic house

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127342)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: hideous codepig

Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127397)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Pungent newt

I'm long in-house and this brings it all back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127493)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Fragrant mewling theater dysfunction

literally LOLing at this thread.

amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127447)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: twinkling swashbuckling tattoo trailer park

"I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."

*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon*

*changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents*

*was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*

"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."

*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final*

*dies a little more inside*

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127560)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: maroon brethren

Will revert and circulate. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25127606)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM
Author: Pungent newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128806)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Rebellious scarlet box office

180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128812)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: tan dilemma

Second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128817)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM
Author: hideous codepig

2 for 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128857)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Pungent newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128867)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: titillating cumskin

itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128820)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Pungent newt

(senior associate or junior partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128837)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: hideous codepig

*De-kerns quotations*

*works hard*

*went $200k in debt for this*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128861)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: floppy fishy juggernaut immigrant

"*De-kerns quotations*"

Why would you do that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131701)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: hideous codepig

[Junior partner] said to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131725)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: motley hilarious rigpig bawdyhouse

I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132057)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25676212)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: motley hilarious rigpig bawdyhouse

(1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132086)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368129)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Cream fortuitous meteor

This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:

*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*

Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.

Me: *Opens latest version*

Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.

Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.

Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?

Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.

*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]

[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]

Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.

Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.

Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.

*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*

Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok.

*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*

Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128854)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM
Author: Lemon sound barrier

maybe he just wanted company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128869)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Pungent newt

This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128875)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Cream fortuitous meteor

It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128883)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Pungent newt

That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25128895)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM
Author: orange big plaza

"Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok."

I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132235)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: motley hilarious rigpig bawdyhouse

Because it's so perfect associate timidly making modest suggestion-->deranged driven partner acting like only a stupid asshole would suggest such a thing---->Associate meekly agreeing and feeling bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132426)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control regret preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25153463)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: supple station

This is some true top notch thanks-threading here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25130052)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Pungent newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25130459)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25131691)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: passionate stage

"next time you circulate redlines, can you delete the last page on each so that they don't know the total number of changes we made?"

DAT OPTICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25132410)



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Date: March 6th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25144067)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible brindle cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25153441)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: hideous codepig

I don't want to blank bump spritezeros final post and ruin the plot, but the episode cliffhanger still kills me. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25183946)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:40 AM
Author: Pungent newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25205116)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:42 AM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse people who are hurt

180 biglaw larping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25205117)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Angry hominid indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#30415148)



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Date: April 2nd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25312025)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: Angry hominid indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#25819918)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26364867)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Amethyst home azn

"Actually, I just got to the park with my son, and I'm a 20 minute walk from my house... and I will head back right now to log in remotely so I can check it in."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26364899)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Fragrant mewling theater dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26562477)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Pungent newt

Some of my best work of 2014 was ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26562507)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26711690)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic heady tanning salon nowag

Can you send me a link to the system version? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#26748709)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27379540)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Angry hominid indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#27404865)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28132972)



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Date: November 23rd, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#31978207)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: hideous codepig

this is the best because if you haven't lived it this sounds insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450414)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ocher Giraffe

Mmmm, yeah. I'm in the document right now. It feels so good, baby. I love being inside of it. *cums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133056)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Set

I'm saving this thread as "Babadook" and fwd'ing to frat who are like "Im thing of LS, what do you think?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28133101)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Angry hominid indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450851)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#28199314)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#29246221)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#30415146)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#30812426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#32740293)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: filthy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33450589)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 6:58 AM
Author: filthy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#33901683)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34368000)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34980644)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: filthy state

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34980708)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: geriatric sick gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#34980715)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#36366884)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Sex & Love Addict



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#49806688)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#37143842)



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Date: May 29th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#38310693)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#42746151)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: purple laughsome feces really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#42746318)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#42746580)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#42927548)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: Lascivious cyan stage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#47093604)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Franz Kafka reading this thread: Haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#49806731)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Still funny 12 years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2#49806739)