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hypo: you get $1 million but you have to live in gaza for a month and not die
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Date: June 24th, 2024 6:46 PM Author: 180 mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47774887) |
Date: June 24th, 2024 6:48 PM Author: copper razzle-dazzle pit partner ? Seems pretty simple, just don't join Hamas and Israel will leave you alone. Only thing I have to worry about is Hamas but they're pretty busy right now. I would probably just spend of my time staying at home and poasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47774893) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 6:50 PM Author: Diverse flickering set "just don't join Hamas and Israel will leave you alone"
Sorry Hoss, but a few thousand DEAD AS FUCK Palestinians disagree with you. |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:32 PM Author: copper razzle-dazzle pit partner They were mostly Hamas members bro. But even for those who weren't, it's 2 million people who had a couple of hundred non-Hamas casualties. Pretty simple to not join Hamas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775016) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 6:49 PM Author: Diverse flickering set Clearly you're going to die.
From either:
1. lack of food & water; 2. Shot by a trigger-happy IDF Soldier; or 3. Killed in a collapsing building after an IDF "limited tactical engagement" destroys your apartment |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:33 PM Author: copper razzle-dazzle pit partner Gazans can easily access food & water, they mostly refuse to because they're too proud to doordash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775019) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Diverse flickering set You are fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775161) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:08 PM Author: copper razzle-dazzle pit partner It sounds like gazans are retarded, they could easily live but die because they join hamas and/or refuse to install an app (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775542) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:34 PM Author: Flatulent center black woman I'd pose as a hostage "Oh vey Moshe, they're using terror phones on Friday night!" |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:35 PM Author: ivory boltzmann jew Just get some pig nose glasses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775030) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 7:36 PM Author: effete prole genital piercing White guy suddenly appearing with no Arabic skills beyond greetings and "Where is the (bathroom, souk, train station)" would probably be on the kidnap radars for both Hamas and the IDF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775032) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:19 PM Author: Sooty Toilet Seat Milk Shukram my friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775089) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:41 PM Author: Diverse flickering set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775163) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:49 PM Author: arousing alcoholic principal's office really tough guy Nothing in the hypo states you can't have your phone, which you can use to pick up a few quick phrases you'll need here and there. Dress in local clothes and you'll be fine. Plenty of Palestinians with Levantine genetics that look white. Lots of blue eyes and red hair and such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775193) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:09 PM Author: copper razzle-dazzle pit partner Yeah, okay, but what about hooded eyes? Asking for a friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775544) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:18 PM Author: twisted unhinged parlour there's gotta be quite a few western journos and shit milling about. they'd know you're not Israeli, they'd prob think you're some vice retard or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775572) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 8:11 PM Author: useless shitlib locus Easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47775069) |
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Date: June 24th, 2024 11:16 PM Author: twisted unhinged parlour way safer than some areas in the US, which are also fine if you just keep your head down and mind your own business.
dress in local garb and eat trash. what are the odds you get blown up by a missile of you avoid the most dangerous areas? what % of palestinians do you think die a month? id rather spend a month surviving in gaza than east st. louis. |
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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: 180 mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47777735) |
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Date: June 25th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Carmine irradiated organic girlfriend national before or after tax (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5544887&forum_id=2#47777737) |
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