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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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gay sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Sapphire Big Whorehouse Coldplay Fan
  06/27/25
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Beta Jewess Travel Guidebook
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Spectacular dysfunction
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
gay sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Spectacular dysfunction
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beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
jet senate
  06/27/25
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curious misunderstood legal warrant
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
dashing pearly menage
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Passionate red cuckoldry main people
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
dashing pearly menage
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Spectacular dysfunction
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
dashing pearly menage
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arousing self-centered plaza immigrant
  06/27/25
It's both
Floppy Incel
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Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Opaque Soggy Business Firm
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
filthy insanely creepy therapy shitlib
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Sapphire Big Whorehouse Coldplay Fan
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
diverse prole clown
  06/27/25
lmfao
Passionate red cuckoldry main people
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
submissive kitty cat piazza
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
submissive kitty cat piazza
  06/27/25
lmao
beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Spectacular dysfunction
  06/27/25
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snowy telephone locale
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Supple death wish ape
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
dashing pearly menage
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Supple death wish ape
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
dashing pearly menage
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
submissive kitty cat piazza
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
talented internal respiration goyim
  06/27/25
TiTscR
turquoise faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
gay sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
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gay sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Opaque Soggy Business Firm
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Motley doctorate nibblets
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Impertinent principal's office
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Chartreuse Site Karate
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Carmine titillating lettuce
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Motley doctorate nibblets
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Disturbing sound barrier
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
filthy insanely creepy therapy shitlib
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Carmine titillating lettuce
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Motley doctorate nibblets
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: gay sneaky criminal



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Sapphire Big Whorehouse Coldplay Fan

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Beta Jewess Travel Guidebook



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Spectacular dysfunction

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: gay sneaky criminal

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular dysfunction

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: irradiated onyx weed whacker



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: dashing pearly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: jet senate

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: curious misunderstood legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: dashing pearly menage

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Passionate red cuckoldry main people

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: dashing pearly menage

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Spectacular dysfunction

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: dashing pearly menage

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: arousing self-centered plaza immigrant



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Floppy Incel

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Opaque Soggy Business Firm

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: filthy insanely creepy therapy shitlib

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Sapphire Big Whorehouse Coldplay Fan

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: diverse prole clown

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Passionate red cuckoldry main people

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: submissive kitty cat piazza

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: submissive kitty cat piazza

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Spectacular dysfunction

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: snowy telephone locale



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Supple death wish ape

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: dashing pearly menage

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Supple death wish ape

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: dashing pearly menage

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: submissive kitty cat piazza

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Stirring mischievous center international law enforcement agency

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: talented internal respiration goyim

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: turquoise faggot firefighter

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: gay sneaky criminal

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: gay sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Opaque Soggy Business Firm

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Motley doctorate nibblets

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site Karate

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Carmine titillating lettuce

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Motley doctorate nibblets

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Disturbing sound barrier

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: filthy insanely creepy therapy shitlib

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed flickering theatre cumskin

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Carmine titillating lettuce

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Motley doctorate nibblets

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)