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Why would Jeff Bezos marry Lauren Sánchez? Doesn't add up.

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grievance officer
  06/29/25
Caesar had his triumphs, his legions, his Cleopatra. Our emp...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  06/30/25
She turned his life around.
Candy Ride
  06/29/25
she’s alive girl and he’s dead inside
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  06/29/25
this^this
Trust If Aryan
  06/30/25
its a blackmail/humiliation ritual and he sold out cheap.
Covid was a Hoax
  06/29/25
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MK Ultra
  06/29/25
Explain
grievance officer
  06/29/25
World is run by Satanists. Bezos was threatened to accept a...
MK Ultra
  06/29/25
Threatened with what
grievance officer
  06/29/25
death
MK Ultra
  06/29/25
humiliation and ruination coming from every direction for wh...
Covid was a Hoax
  06/29/25
the west has already lost. you just refuse to see it. we all...
wangfei
  06/30/25
Made to by who and how
grievance officer
  06/30/25
that’s what i think too
potluck
  06/29/25
She's his type (he's from Miami). Elites used her to break ...
Ass Sunstein
  06/29/25
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Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  06/30/25
i've been thinking about this too, too much really. I don't ...
Oh, you travel?
  06/29/25
You could say the same for zuck, bill gates, musk, list goes...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:.
  06/29/25
zuck and bill gates got married and had kids. try again.
Covid was a Hoax
  06/29/25
With ugly ASF women
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:.
  06/29/25
https://x.com/123skely/status/1938692563575153101
ruinous phenotype
  06/30/25
Didn’t gates and zuck both get married or at least in ...
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Bezos is a well-meaning Ascended Nerd (Princeton engineer). ...
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cowgod
  06/29/25
superior anglo culture
nyuug
  06/29/25
He’s Jewish and she’s Latina dumbass I&rsquo...
https://ibb.co/zWbGYsNs
  06/30/25
I kind of get it. Whatever she does it works.
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/29/25
For some inexplicable reason rich people LOVE to get married...
hank_scorpio
  06/29/25
My working theory is that Amazon getting as big and him gett...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  06/29/25
Tldr she enthusiastically does porn star shit with him
state your IQ before I engage you further
  06/29/25
namely she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  06/30/25
That's all well and good but he had plenty of time to use he...
jag
  06/29/25
You’re a gay jew
blow off some steam
  06/29/25
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turbofag
  06/30/25
Birdshits have lolzy taste in non birdshit women prob cause ...
AZNgirl riding Persian Missile to Handsomeistan
  06/30/25
Cons hate Bezos marrying Lauren Sanchez because it undermine...
,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
  06/30/25
how are you this retarded and have the dumbest fucking takes...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/30/25
cr asian pussy is what he should have started fucking
i gave my cousin head
  06/30/25
No need to over think this. Bezos grew up in Miami around m...
fulano
  06/30/25
I actually think they like each other
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/30/25
I too would like it if I had a Columbian suck queen at my be...
Trust If Aryan
  06/30/25
they're both old and I doubt they even fuck that much
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/30/25
him, maybe
i gave my cousin head
  06/30/25
she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden h...
Trust If Aryan
  06/30/25
With the amounts of tren, t, and trimix coursing through his...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  06/30/25
lol
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  06/30/25
cr does no one believe in true love anymore?
sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr
  06/30/25
no, we're not gay
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  06/30/25
Agreement here. Nothing complicated is going on. They like e...
Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
  06/30/25
Woman…
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  06/30/25
You guys are overlooking the fact that she’s a legit h...
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  06/30/25
yes bezos is fucking her because she once flew a helicopter ...
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:58 AM Author: ''"'"''&q...
i gave my cousin head
  06/30/25
This is one of the most retarded things I’ve read in a...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  06/30/25
i must say i understand the dynamics (ultra wealthy ascended...
cock of michael obama
  06/30/25


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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: grievance officer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

Caesar had his triumphs, his legions, his Cleopatra. Our emperors have their server farms, their orbital rockets, their...Sánchez. The rituals of power change, but the hollowness of the spectacle remains. Another monument to an empire that has already forgotten its purpose. This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060363)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Candy Ride

She turned his life around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059069)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

she’s alive girl and he’s dead inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059072)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

this^this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059856)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

its a blackmail/humiliation ritual and he sold out cheap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059073)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: MK Ultra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059090)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: grievance officer

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059107)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: MK Ultra

World is run by Satanists. Bezos was threatened to accept alive girl as his "wife" because she is a programmed MK Ultra sex robot who reports back to the Rothschilds and the other Satanists to keep Bezos under control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059118)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: grievance officer

Threatened with what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059144)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: MK Ultra

death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059170)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

humiliation and ruination coming from every direction for whatever is left of his life like swarms of chinese drones. far too few people give trump credit for enduring this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059240)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: wangfei

the west has already lost. you just refuse to see it. we all knows what happens when you win a war. the losers are paraded out and humiliated. losers are stripped naked and made to dance. leaders of losers are dragged out and publicly flogged and killed. you have seen this over and over in history. you see this when kids taunt and teabag their kills in CoD. you see this when soldiers violate and drag naked bodies around and post it online. you see this when the populace is raped and pillaged by victors. but for some reason the west cannot see that they have lost the war. the humiliation ritual is ongoing. your kids are mutilated. boys are made to dress up as girls and dance like jesters for the new kings. men are turned into women and women are told not to make any more babies. families are destroyed. monuments are torn down. flags are burned and the new victors are lionized while the old leaders like bezos are made to dance the humiliation ritual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059945)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: grievance officer

Made to by who and how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060221)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: potluck

that’s what i think too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059237)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

She's his type (he's from Miami). Elites used her to break up his marriage so they could spend half his fortune on globalist causes by manipulating his ex-wife into "charitable donations".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059171)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:58 AM
Author: Thank you for your attention to this matter! (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059706)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

i've been thinking about this too, too much really. I don't care about Bezos at all obviously, but just the mystery of it all. it would make a good episode of a detective show or something - "I need you to find out why this billionaire cuck is marrying a 55 year old single mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059174)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:.


You could say the same for zuck, bill gates, musk, list goes on. Probably the only billionaire who did it right was Epstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059253)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

zuck and bill gates got married and had kids. try again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059255)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:.


With ugly ASF women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059293)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype

https://x.com/123skely/status/1938692563575153101

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059929)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::


Didn’t gates and zuck both get married or at least in very LTR before they were tech billionaires? Pretty sure that might play a role. Only exception maybe is zuck but he was in his worst phenotype when they got together. I can’t imagine that now that he’s in his scumbag mma phenotype he’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060255)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: ............,.,.,.,.......,,.,.,


Bezos is a well-meaning Ascended Nerd (Princeton engineer). He's probably never experienced the chemistry his new wife provides him before in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059176)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059460)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:00 AM
Author: https://ibb.co/zWbGYsNs

He’s Jewish and she’s Latina dumbass

I’m gonna start lumping in indians with you Koreans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059707)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I kind of get it. Whatever she does it works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059233)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

For some inexplicable reason rich people LOVE to get married, celebs do it all the time, almost like the attention is somehow a driving factor, but I'm sure they are just much better at love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059277)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


My working theory is that Amazon getting as big and him getting as rich as he got by the mid/late 2010s put him in a public spotlight that made him feel like way more of a nerdy dweeb than he could handle. This is right when Amazon has to start making serious content investments in its streaming service and starts kicking the tires on buying a studio library, so he’s having to do all sorts of Hollywood publicity events and being discussed by the dumb people media a lot more often all of a sudden. When he starts trying to talk to MacKenzie “88 cocks and she kept her name” Scott all he got back was complaining about him being so selfish and not prioritizing her needs or the kids’ needs. This is right as their oldest is reaching adulthood and Bezos contemplates life with her and an empty nest and nopes the fuck out of there. But now he finds himself still a focus of public attention and still uncomfortable and along comes Alive Girl who has constructed her entire life and identity around understanding and feeling confident and successful at red carpet events and media hits where she is constantly interacting with actual famous people. And she’s a fitness nut and Jeff is insecure about his skinny fat physique (and ugly face and bald head and tiny dick, but the physique is easier to fix). He comes away from 6 months of long distance dating her feeling more secure and understood by his romantic interest. It’s gay and boring, but a lot of the pieces fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059446)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Tldr she enthusiastically does porn star shit with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

namely she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059703)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: jag

That's all well and good but he had plenty of time to use her to gain confidence and eventually bail on this succubus. You'd think he'd reappraise the situation before marrying her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059455)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: blow off some steam

You’re a gay jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059459)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: turbofag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059586)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: AZNgirl riding Persian Missile to Handsomeistan

Birdshits have lolzy taste in non birdshit women prob cause their own women are so horrific they will take anything from other races

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059715)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Cons hate Bezos marrying Lauren Sanchez because it undermines their worldview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059861)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


how are you this retarded and have the dumbest fucking takes on everything you retarded jewish pedophile? like are you actually a bot programmed to give the most idiotic opinion no matter what the subject is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059896)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

cr

asian pussy is what he should have started fucking



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059926)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: fulano

No need to over think this.

Bezos grew up in Miami around mamacitas who looked like this hotdog lipped mud creature and jacked off to them for 7 years. They ignored him at best this whole time

He finally landed one and shot his shot. She's getting billions even with a divorce. All she has to do is be a mudslut.

Nothing more here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059899)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I actually think they like each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059902)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

I too would like it if I had a Columbian suck queen at my beck and call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059903)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


they're both old and I doubt they even fuck that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059927)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

him, maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059930)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059959)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

With the amounts of tren, t, and trimix coursing through his veins I bet they fuck nonstop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059977)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Thank you for your attention to this matter! (✅🍑)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059906)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr

cr does no one believe in true love anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059964)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

no, we're not gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060292)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad

Agreement here. Nothing complicated is going on. They like each other, have been with each other for some time now, clearly have fun with each other, they have a chemistry between them, and that's all that matters.

What I take away from them as a couple is a pairing enjoying life to the fullest, enjoying having a lot of money, not being tiresomely moralistic and woke about it (like the ex Mrs. Bezos) and utterly relaxed with each other. Seems like a good way to spend your life.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49059961)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::


Woman…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


You guys are overlooking the fact that she’s a legit helicopter pilot, which is probably very attractive to a tech/space nerd like Bezos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


yes bezos is fucking her because she once flew a helicopter you retarded jewish pedophile and def not bc she's a red carpet approved bimbo with massive fake tits. jfc you have the dumbest fucking takes on literally everything. try to be less retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060027)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060276)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

Date: June 30th, 2025 9:58 AM

Author: ''"'"''"''''"""'''

You guys are overlooking the fact that she’s a legit helicopter pilot, which is probably very attractive to a tech/space nerd like Bezos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060028)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

This is one of the most retarded things I’ve read in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060350)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: cock of michael obama

i must say i understand the dynamics (ultra wealthy ascended nerd getting mind blowing sex from a latina slut "fun" cumdumster) and still think it's mind-blowingly bizarre, probably peak cuck behavior, it's soooooooo insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744454&forum_id=2#49060359)