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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Peach hilarious dilemma
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Pink Stage
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Green nursing home
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
cerebral haunting library party of the first part
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Drunken hell
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Insecure Mother Home
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
gay plaza windowlicker
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Multi-colored impertinent kitty cat shrine
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Ungodly therapy
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
boyish ebony sound barrier
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Razzle patrolman
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
aromatic shivering theatre striped hyena
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
fighting indirect expression range
  06/30/25
cr
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Mauve Abnormal Center Clown
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Razzle patrolman
  06/30/25
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vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
boyish ebony sound barrier
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
fighting indirect expression range
  06/30/25
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Heady azn
  07/01/25
*bussy
dark stag film
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Insecure Mother Home
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
free-loading awkward degenerate death wish
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Thriller transparent crackhouse ape
  06/30/25
fuck
boyish ebony sound barrier
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
free-loading awkward degenerate death wish
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Peach hilarious dilemma
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
boyish ebony sound barrier
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Mauve Abnormal Center Clown
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
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tantric curious den sweet tailpipe
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
cream floppy lodge
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
chestnut chapel
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
ruby electric resort lettuce
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
chestnut chapel
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
chestnut chapel
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Bat-shit-crazy parlour
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
misunderstood garrison dog poop
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
marvelous puce idiot
  06/30/25
tcr
vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/01/25
just jump
Aqua Slippery Ladyboy
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
...
Lilac meetinghouse karate
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
provocative yellow persian regret
  06/30/25
wow
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
talented coral turdskin abode
  06/30/25
JFC man
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Multi-colored impertinent kitty cat shrine
  06/30/25
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Aqua Slippery Ladyboy
  06/30/25
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boyish ebony sound barrier
  06/30/25
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Razzle patrolman
  06/30/25
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Sapphire queen of the night
  06/30/25
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mind-boggling pervert
  06/30/25
...
misunderstood garrison dog poop
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
marvelous puce idiot
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
cream floppy lodge
  06/30/25
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Ocher Histrionic Messiness Affirmative Action
  07/01/25
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Heady azn
  07/01/25
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cyan point community account
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
obsidian dingle berry hall
  07/01/25
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Ultramarine area psychic
  07/01/25
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Green nursing home
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Drunken hell
  06/30/25
bro
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
...
marvelous puce idiot
  06/30/25
lol
vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/01/25
...
gaped state
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
appetizing deranged new version
  06/30/25
jfc
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
aphrodisiac old irish cottage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Sapphire queen of the night
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
mind-boggling pervert
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
appetizing deranged new version
  07/01/25
...
ruby electric resort lettuce
  07/01/25
...
mind-boggling pervert
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Ultramarine area psychic
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
rose mischievous orchestra pit
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Mauve Abnormal Center Clown
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
boyish ebony sound barrier
  06/30/25
...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/01/25
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frum sneaky criminal mad cow disease
  07/01/25
lol
vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/01/25
...
Aqua Slippery Ladyboy
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
amber forum famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Comical Hissy Fit
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
wild concupiscible tanning salon
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
metal indian lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Stirring jade masturbator
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
frum sneaky criminal mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Stimulating pea-brained private investor puppy
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/01/25
...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Heady azn
  07/01/25
😟
Passionate burgundy field
  07/01/25
...
mahogany impressive school cafeteria gunner
  07/01/25
holy shit
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
frum sneaky criminal mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Adventurous trust fund coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Ultramarine area psychic
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Insecure Mother Home
  07/01/25
...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Ultramarine area psychic
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Ultramarine area psychic
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
provocative yellow persian regret
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Insecure Mother Home
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
irradiated pocket flask
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Heady azn
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Magical Temple Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/06/25
...
provocative yellow persian regret
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
onyx wrinkle
  07/06/25
...
mind-boggling pervert
  07/06/25
lol
vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage
  07/07/25
wow
Exhilarant pearl native codepig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Peach hilarious dilemma

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Pink Stage

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Green nursing home

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: cerebral haunting library party of the first part

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Drunken hell

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Insecure Mother Home

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: gay plaza windowlicker

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored impertinent kitty cat shrine

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Ungodly therapy

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: boyish ebony sound barrier

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzle patrolman

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aromatic shivering theatre striped hyena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: fighting indirect expression range

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mauve Abnormal Center Clown

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle patrolman

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: boyish ebony sound barrier

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fighting indirect expression range

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Heady azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: dark stag film

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Insecure Mother Home

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: free-loading awkward degenerate death wish

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Thriller transparent crackhouse ape

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: boyish ebony sound barrier

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: free-loading awkward degenerate death wish

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Peach hilarious dilemma

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: boyish ebony sound barrier

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Mauve Abnormal Center Clown

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: tantric curious den sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: cream floppy lodge

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: chestnut chapel

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ruby electric resort lettuce

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: chestnut chapel

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: chestnut chapel

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy parlour

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: misunderstood garrison dog poop

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: marvelous puce idiot

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aqua Slippery Ladyboy

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Lilac meetinghouse karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: provocative yellow persian regret

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: talented coral turdskin abode

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored impertinent kitty cat shrine

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aqua Slippery Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: boyish ebony sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sapphire queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: misunderstood garrison dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: marvelous puce idiot

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: cream floppy lodge

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Ocher Histrionic Messiness Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Heady azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cyan point community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: obsidian dingle berry hall

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Green nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Drunken hell

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: marvelous puce idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: gaped state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: appetizing deranged new version

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac old irish cottage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sapphire queen of the night

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling pervert

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: appetizing deranged new version

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: ruby electric resort lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine area psychic

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: rose mischievous orchestra pit

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Mauve Abnormal Center Clown

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: boyish ebony sound barrier

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: frum sneaky criminal mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aqua Slippery Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: amber forum famous landscape painting

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Comical Hissy Fit

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: wild concupiscible tanning salon

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: metal indian lodge

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Stirring jade masturbator

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: frum sneaky criminal mad cow disease

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Stimulating pea-brained private investor puppy

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Heady azn

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Passionate burgundy field

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: mahogany impressive school cafeteria gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: frum sneaky criminal mad cow disease

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Adventurous trust fund coldplay fan

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine area psychic

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Insecure Mother Home

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Ultramarine area psychic

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Ultramarine area psychic

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: provocative yellow persian regret

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Insecure Mother Home

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: irradiated pocket flask

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Heady azn

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Magical Temple Antidepressant Drug

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: provocative yellow persian regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: onyx wrinkle

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: vivacious haunted graveyard theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl native codepig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)