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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: π§ all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Poasters added context lurkers might want to know This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Slimy Hall Wagecucks looks good. thank you for your service π«‘ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: infuriating idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: comical carnelian abode I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Slate razzle school cafeteria if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal dragon affirmative action yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Cordovan piazza Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: nude mediator Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: heady puce senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal dragon affirmative action delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Turquoise Exhilarant Cruise Ship Weed Whacker poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Slimy Hall Wagecucks he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Slimy Hall Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Flesh nibblets I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal dragon affirmative action dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Slate razzle school cafeteria lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Slimy Hall Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal dragon affirmative action oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: comical carnelian abode He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: sealclubber pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Milky awkward trump supporter I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: insanely creepy coffee pot great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: ivory marvelous bawdyhouse Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Cerebral Institution Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Slimy Hall Wagecucks this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: frum sanctuary Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Deep Site I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Turquoise Exhilarant Cruise Ship Weed Whacker Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Cerebral Institution Hissy Fit no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Turquoise Exhilarant Cruise Ship Weed Whacker who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: contagious honey-headed school laser beams He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Turquoise Exhilarant Cruise Ship Weed Whacker there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: contagious honey-headed school laser beams You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Turquoise Exhilarant Cruise Ship Weed Whacker So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Cerebral Institution Hissy Fit i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Candy Ride He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: contagious honey-headed school laser beams No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: insanely creepy coffee pot this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: supple coiffed internal respiration summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Candy Ride You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Richard, from England I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: AI-Assisted-Psychopathology So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Richard, from England I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: sealclubber the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: richard clock he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: luis navidad (luis) He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Reddit Super Fan (HYMAN) Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: UN peacekeeper who the fuck are: π§ emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: nude butt cheeks (β π) I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: nude sister in law really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Richard, from England Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Alluring sisters in law of yesteryear (πΎπ£) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: mr. coinblatt Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: nigger kike Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: mr. coinblatt He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Richard, from England I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Roblox Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: nigger kike a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: luis navidad (luis) thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Ozzie Canseco how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: Mister Yak 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: nude sister in law she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: fitzgerfag Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: i gave my cousin head slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: fitzgerfag Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: nude sister in law You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: fitzgerfag Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: As far as they will go but even farther (π§) Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Mister Yak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: Candy Ride She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Mister Yak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Mister Yak ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: fitzgerfag If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: sealclubber oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Green Jollly Rancher I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Roblox Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Richard, from England That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Richard, from England Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: constantscreen the great NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2#49521756) |