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Hey CRYPTOTARDS - any updates?

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Charismatic lilac house foreskin
  05/31/26
sell everything its over *this is not financial advice
Aromatic Trailer Park
  05/31/26
Uh it has replaced "fiat" and we're all using it f...
fishy school
  05/31/26
basement nerds are now Captains of Industry
Aromatic Trailer Park
  05/31/26
It's my untouched fourth tranche of retirement funding. ...
magenta stag film fanboi
  05/31/26
this sounds like a lot of fucking work lmao at doing any ...
Aromatic Trailer Park
  05/31/26
Are you a NEET or something? Which part of this sounds like...
magenta stag film fanboi
  05/31/26
NW --> BITCOIN & forget about it my guy *this is n...
Aromatic Trailer Park
  05/31/26
Interpreting this favorably to you, I assume you're saying i...
magenta stag film fanboi
  05/31/26
>words what you want is blackout curtains & a comf...
Aromatic Trailer Park
  05/31/26
6. Social Security (it’s YOUR money after all)
Bateful gold gaping
  05/31/26
You're right. I should write a stern letter to MY governmen...
magenta stag film fanboi
  05/31/26
fucking bitch bois
Charismatic lilac house foreskin
  06/02/26
Tell me you don’t know anything about XRP and market c...
Stirring Internet-worthy Senate Mediation
  06/02/26
Wtf why is BTC crashing? And don't tell me there was a "...
Electric olive quadroon hunting ground
  06/02/26
It actually was a bad earnings report this time, in a way. M...
Spectacular Toilet Seat
  06/02/26
Lmao
Stirring Internet-worthy Senate Mediation
  06/02/26
ask nyuug. he's the expert
Peach Curious Theater Stage Roommate
  06/02/26
I'm riding my bag to 0 or millions. Nothing in between
magenta stag film fanboi
  06/02/26
alpha af
Peach Curious Theater Stage Roommate
  06/02/26
Have you ever tasted the film of another man’s genital...
Stirring Internet-worthy Senate Mediation
  06/02/26


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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Charismatic lilac house foreskin



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park

sell everything

its over

*this is not financial advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909420)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: fishy school

Uh it has replaced "fiat" and we're all using it for everything irl and online

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909438)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park

basement nerds are now Captains of Industry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909439)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: magenta stag film fanboi

It's my untouched fourth tranche of retirement funding.

1. Dividends

2. Growth

3. 401k

4. Crypto to liquidate on serious upside

5. Around 1.5 years of expenses in cash to soften sequence of returns risk or to extend the compounding of my growth tranche for an extra year or two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909505)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park

this sounds like a lot of fucking work

lmao at doing any of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909507)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: magenta stag film fanboi

Are you a NEET or something? Which part of this sounds like hard work?

You know you can use the tubes of the internet to trade equities nowadays, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909512)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park

NW --> BITCOIN & forget about it my guy

*this is not financial advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909513)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: magenta stag film fanboi

Interpreting this favorably to you, I assume you're saying it would be less work to just be a BTC maximalist. Hence your earlier post

I don't think that's the worst idea out there, but I want to retire in ~2.5 - 3 years. I won't be able to generate sufficient passive income for a residency visa in my chosen retirement destination that way, so it doesn't work for me

I already have all my tranches complete except my growth tranche. That should be done in 2.5 - 3 years. End of this year if I liquidated crypto, but I want to stay in it for the moonshot tranche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909523)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park

>words

what you want is blackout curtains & a comfy bed + access to good food. "Turn on, tune in, drop out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909525)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Bateful gold gaping

6. Social Security (it’s YOUR money after all)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909509)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: magenta stag film fanboi

You're right. I should write a stern letter to MY government demanding they stop spending MY money on things other than ME

In the meantime, I'm embarrassed to say I don't factor it in to any retirement plans



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49909510)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Charismatic lilac house foreskin

fucking bitch bois

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49910838)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Stirring Internet-worthy Senate Mediation

Tell me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap without telling me you don’t know anything about XRP and market cap.

*23 year old Wendy’s worker with $1200 in XRP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49911880)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Electric olive quadroon hunting ground

Wtf why is BTC crashing? And don't tell me there was a "bad earnings report" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49911962)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Toilet Seat

It actually was a bad earnings report this time, in a way. Microstrategy is running out of cash and sold BTC for the first time ever to fund a dividend payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912032)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Stirring Internet-worthy Senate Mediation

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912071)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Peach Curious Theater Stage Roommate

ask nyuug. he's the expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912066)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: magenta stag film fanboi

I'm riding my bag to 0 or millions. Nothing in between

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912084)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Peach Curious Theater Stage Roommate

alpha af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912095)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Stirring Internet-worthy Senate Mediation

Have you ever tasted the film of another man’s genitals on the girl your fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870345&forum_id=2#49912099)