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maize stead
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
glittery sooty partner hospital
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I saved one life
Cracking property patrolman
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
Vivacious nursing home
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Where to start
Tripping Laughsome Nibblets Milk
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glittery sooty partner hospital
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Chartreuse nighttime library
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irradiated canary kitchen philosopher-king
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disturbing piazza
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hairraiser address
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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demanding supple cruise ship internal respiration
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sickened theatre
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Cerebral public bath pervert
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Vigorous hissy fit chapel
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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Aromatic chad pit
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that's kinda cool
Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich
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Explain?
Chartreuse nighttime library
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Aromatic chad pit
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Self defense?
Bossy Charismatic Space Mother
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
glittery sooty partner hospital
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Ricky
gold point marketing idea
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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(Rudolph)
wild gay weed whacker
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Orange jap hell
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
Concupiscible garrison cumskin
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
awkward house-broken circlehead lay
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
awkward house-broken circlehead lay
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
awkward house-broken circlehead lay
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Pearl meetinghouse turdskin
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lol wow, holy shit
Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Chartreuse nighttime library
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
gold point marketing idea
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Blathering Bateful Incel Mood
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frum sepia brethren
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lmao
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Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
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peach principal's office
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disturbing piazza
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Vigorous hissy fit chapel
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180
Tripping Laughsome Nibblets Milk
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
awkward house-broken circlehead lay
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
emerald erotic senate toaster
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
salmon doctorate
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Wonderful Medicated Box Office Cuck
  04/11/26
that is brave
Cracking property patrolman
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Wonderful Medicated Box Office Cuck
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Cracking property patrolman
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
salmon doctorate
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Jade stirring national
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich
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We've got time
frum sepia brethren
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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poppy gaping
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gold point marketing idea
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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Orange jap hell
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
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bisexual lascivious native
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
poppy gaping
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wow
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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Sick dashing stage
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
clear fragrant plaza cuckoldry
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lol
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
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sickened theatre
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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garnet razzle church electric furnace
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
flesh razzle-dazzle lodge police squad
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how many
Soggy Aqua Location Boiling Water
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Driven a Zamboni
magenta boyish half-breed
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180 wholesome unique experience
Chartreuse nighttime library
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tyty
magenta boyish half-breed
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
khaki spectacular menage
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
magenta boyish half-breed
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180
Cerebral public bath pervert
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Arrogant ceo
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite ...
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Jade stirring national
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wtf
curious jewess
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Orange jap hell
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garnet razzle church electric furnace
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
razzmatazz lime stage jew
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
deep step-uncle's house mexican
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
crystalline rehab boistinker
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
deep step-uncle's house mexican
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Nofapping dopamine
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Orange jap hell
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
demanding supple cruise ship internal respiration
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Winner
Tripping Laughsome Nibblets Milk
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irradiated canary kitchen philosopher-king
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I smoked crack with him.
shivering state
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
curious jewess
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Chartreuse nighttime library
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
peach principal's office
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Narcissist
Jade stirring national
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Coon
peach principal's office
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
comical death wish water buffalo
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
peach principal's office
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
comical death wish water buffalo
  04/12/26
?
peach principal's office
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
comical death wish water buffalo
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
peach principal's office
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
comical death wish water buffalo
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
peach principal's office
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
comical death wish water buffalo
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
scarlet quadroon
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
comical death wish water buffalo
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
peach principal's office
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
comical death wish water buffalo
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Swollen azure stag film hominid
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Aromatic chad pit
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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peach principal's office
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
disturbing piazza
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
naked institution liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Mind-boggling Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
naked institution liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Arrogant ceo
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
naked institution liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
thriller parlor
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
naked institution liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
naked institution liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Mind-boggling Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/13/26
you're 60?
orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
amber coiffed den
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
poppy gaping
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
deep step-uncle's house mexican
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
amber coiffed den
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
deep step-uncle's house mexican
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
disturbing piazza
  04/12/26
180
indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Umber Son Of Senegal Gas Station
  04/12/26
180!
indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
scarlet quadroon
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
disturbing piazza
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
crystalline rehab boistinker
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
crystalline rehab boistinker
  04/14/26
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Opaque potus alpha
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
crystalline rehab boistinker
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Chartreuse nighttime library
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
heady balding ape
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Slimy rebellious puppy office
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
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Opaque potus alpha
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orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Arrogant ceo
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
shimmering vibrant persian school cafeteria
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Well-lubricated pungent whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Blathering Bateful Incel Mood
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Beady-eyed Infuriating Field
  04/13/26
ouch
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Beady-eyed Infuriating Field
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Beady-eyed Infuriating Field
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
sickened theatre
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Beady-eyed Infuriating Field
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
  04/15/26
not me
Beady-eyed Infuriating Field
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...
Beady-eyed Infuriating Field
  04/14/26
genuine lol
Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive
  04/13/26
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Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
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180
Mind-boggling Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap
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180
crystalline rehab boistinker
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Histrionic rambunctious immigrant
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Nofapping dopamine
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Magical Crackhouse
  04/13/26
180
indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
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...
Magical Crackhouse
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...
indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
contagious theater
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😎
Magical Crackhouse
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indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
milky fighting home
  04/13/26
...
splenetic dingle berry
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
Domesticated swashbuckling spot
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Alcoholic snowy round eye
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Abnormal heaven
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
disturbing piazza
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Titillating up-to-no-good place of business
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Chartreuse nighttime library
  04/16/26
...
Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Big coldplay fan university
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Vigorous hissy fit chapel
  04/15/26
excited?
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Big coldplay fan university
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Big coldplay fan university
  04/15/26
...
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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...
glittery sooty partner hospital
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
disturbing piazza
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Big coldplay fan university
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
disturbing piazza
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
glittery sooty partner hospital
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Big coldplay fan university
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
glittery sooty partner hospital
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
disturbing piazza
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Vigorous hissy fit chapel
  04/15/26
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self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
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indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Arrogant ceo
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
spruce painfully honest hall masturbator
  04/16/26
...
Orange jap hell
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
mahogany odious abode
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Bossy Charismatic Space Mother
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Drunken Fiercely-loyal Yarmulke
  04/17/26
...
indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
exhilarant roast beef house
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Jade stirring national
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Crusty sticky market volcanic crater
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Crusty sticky market volcanic crater
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
diverse wrinkle
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poppy gaping
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...
indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond
  04/26/26
been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
jet useless brakes
  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
Soggy Aqua Location Boiling Water
  04/28/26
Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
Lilac Provocative Elastic Band Station
  04/28/26
I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
Chartreuse nighttime library
  04/28/26
Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
floppy bistre queen of the night
  05/01/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: maize stead



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: glittery sooty partner hospital

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Cracking property patrolman

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Tripping Laughsome Nibblets Milk

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: glittery sooty partner hospital



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: irradiated canary kitchen philosopher-king



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: demanding supple cruise ship internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811706)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816492)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Cerebral public bath pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Vigorous hissy fit chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: gold point marketing idea

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Aromatic chad pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Aromatic chad pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Bossy Charismatic Space Mother

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: glittery sooty partner hospital

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: gold point marketing idea

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: wild gay weed whacker

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Orange jap hell

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible garrison cumskin

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: awkward house-broken circlehead lay

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: awkward house-broken circlehead lay

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: awkward house-broken circlehead lay

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Pearl meetinghouse turdskin

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: gold point marketing idea

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Blathering Bateful Incel Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: frum sepia brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: magenta boyish half-breed

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: peach principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: garnet razzle church electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: disturbing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: smoky insanely creepy macaca reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Vigorous hissy fit chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Tripping Laughsome Nibblets Milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: awkward house-broken circlehead lay

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: emerald erotic senate toaster

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: salmon doctorate

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Box Office Cuck

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Cracking property patrolman

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Medicated Box Office Cuck

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Cracking property patrolman

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: salmon doctorate

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Jade stirring national

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: frum sepia brethren

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: poppy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: gold point marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Orange jap hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: awkward house-broken circlehead lay

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: garnet razzle church electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: bisexual lascivious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: poppy gaping

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Sick dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: clear fragrant plaza cuckoldry

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Twisted 180 Sanctuary Sandwich

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: garnet razzle church electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: flesh razzle-dazzle lodge police squad

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Soggy Aqua Location Boiling Water

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: magenta boyish half-breed

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: magenta boyish half-breed

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: khaki spectacular menage

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: magenta boyish half-breed

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Cerebral public bath pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Arrogant ceo

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: awkward house-broken circlehead lay

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: violent center

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Jade stirring national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: curious jewess

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Orange jap hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: garnet razzle church electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: razzmatazz lime stage jew

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: deep step-uncle's house mexican

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: crystalline rehab boistinker

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: deep step-uncle's house mexican

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Nofapping dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Orange jap hell

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: demanding supple cruise ship internal respiration

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Tripping Laughsome Nibblets Milk

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: irradiated canary kitchen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: shivering state

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: curious jewess

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: peach principal's office

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Jade stirring national

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: peach principal's office

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: comical death wish water buffalo

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: peach principal's office

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: comical death wish water buffalo

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: peach principal's office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: comical death wish water buffalo

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: peach principal's office

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: comical death wish water buffalo

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: peach principal's office

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: comical death wish water buffalo

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: scarlet quadroon

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: comical death wish water buffalo

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: peach principal's office

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: comical death wish water buffalo

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Swollen azure stag film hominid

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Aromatic chad pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: naked institution liquid oxygen

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: peach principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: disturbing piazza

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: naked institution liquid oxygen

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: naked institution liquid oxygen

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Arrogant ceo

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: naked institution liquid oxygen

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: thriller parlor

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: naked institution liquid oxygen

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: naked institution liquid oxygen

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: amber coiffed den

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: poppy gaping

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: deep step-uncle's house mexican

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: amber coiffed den

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: deep step-uncle's house mexican

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: disturbing piazza

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Umber Son Of Senegal Gas Station

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: scarlet quadroon

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: disturbing piazza

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: crystalline rehab boistinker

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: crystalline rehab boistinker

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Opaque potus alpha

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: crystalline rehab boistinker

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: heady balding ape

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Slimy rebellious puppy office

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Opaque potus alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: orchid multi-billionaire kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Arrogant ceo

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: shimmering vibrant persian school cafeteria

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated pungent whorehouse fortuitous meteor

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Blathering Bateful Incel Mood

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Infuriating Field

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Infuriating Field

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Infuriating Field

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: sickened theatre

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Infuriating Field

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Infuriating Field

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Infuriating Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: crystalline rehab boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Histrionic rambunctious immigrant

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Nofapping dopamine

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Magical Crackhouse

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Magical Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: contagious theater

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Magical Crackhouse

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: milky fighting home

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: splenetic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling spot

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic snowy round eye

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Abnormal heaven

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: disturbing piazza

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Rose Chest-beating Personal Credit Line Depressive

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good place of business

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Disrespectful Hilarious Tanning Salon Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Big coldplay fan university

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Vigorous hissy fit chapel

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Big coldplay fan university

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Big coldplay fan university

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: glittery sooty partner hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: disturbing piazza

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Big coldplay fan university

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: disturbing piazza

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: glittery sooty partner hospital

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Big coldplay fan university

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: glittery sooty partner hospital

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: disturbing piazza

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Vigorous hissy fit chapel

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Arrogant ceo

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: spruce painfully honest hall masturbator

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Orange jap hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: mahogany odious abode

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing friendly grandma locus

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Bossy Charismatic Space Mother

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Drunken Fiercely-loyal Yarmulke

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: exhilarant roast beef house

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Jade stirring national

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Crusty sticky market volcanic crater

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Crusty sticky market volcanic crater

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: poppy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: indigo idiotic shrine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: jet useless brakes

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Soggy Aqua Location Boiling Water

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Lilac Provocative Elastic Band Station

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime library

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: floppy bistre queen of the night

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49858354)