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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Titillating Pervert http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Titillating Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Titillating Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: adventurous fear-inspiring jew site lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: unholy prole What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: harsh ladyboy http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: beady-eyed burgundy bbw dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: glittery tripping stage rigor Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: beady-eyed burgundy bbw cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Insecure Hot Meetinghouse "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: costumed contagious sanctuary fat ankles It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Titillating Pervert Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: navy boyish philosopher-king tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: aromatic rose hunting ground 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: bateful roast beef native awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: multi-colored brass faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: autistic motley whorehouse these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: nudist headpube regret Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Marvelous really tough guy 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Alcoholic dun garrison You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: mewling stirring associate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: purple cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607) |