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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Beady-eyed medicated ticket booth | 04/24/26 |
| Misunderstood Goyim Theater | 04/24/26 |
| greedy piazza corn cake | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed medicated ticket booth We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Misunderstood Goyim Theater My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: greedy piazza corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Iridescent coldplay fan buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: olive lascivious indian lodge I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Beady-eyed medicated ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Iridescent coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: multi-colored ultramarine stage masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: cordovan up-to-no-good stag film wrinkle I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Misunderstood Goyim Theater That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: bright faggot firefighter be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Beady-eyed medicated ticket booth Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: cordovan up-to-no-good stag film wrinkle When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: multi-colored ultramarine stage masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: chrome forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: carnelian judgmental shrine Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: sticky weed whacker ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: electric place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: disturbing bawdyhouse He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Vigorous kitchen athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: galvanic area turdskin Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Beady-eyed medicated ticket booth We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: greedy piazza corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Iridescent coldplay fan absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: greedy piazza corn cake how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Beady-eyed medicated ticket booth Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841560) |