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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
Magenta shrine sandwich
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
Magenta shrine sandwich
  07/27/17
fair enough
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Medicated abode
  07/28/17
I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere A...
heady knife
  07/28/17
nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
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chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
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Manually Patching Allaire
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dude this is sad
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  07/28/17
Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
Ruby Parlor
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
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  07/27/17
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where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
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  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
at least he wont increase the bar tab
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jesus christ!!!
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is ironside not attending?
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  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
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  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
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  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
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Hairless whorehouse community account
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*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
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jag
  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
odious electric furnace
  07/27/17
Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
Passionate stead
  07/28/17
absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
richard clock
  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
Hairless whorehouse community account
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Hitler had one
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  10/04/18
Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then li...
Passionate stead
  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
richard clock
  07/27/17
fuck, man
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  07/27/17
hahahaha
Medicated abode
  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
Rose bbw
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
jag
  07/27/17
True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
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i nominate phineasgage
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"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
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  10/04/18
Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
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Talking sable field friendly grandma
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Sad thread
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  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
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Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
Bateful useless brakes school
  07/28/17
you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
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  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
saffron irradiated trailer park generalized bond
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
saffron irradiated trailer park generalized bond
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
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  07/28/17
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Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
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Excitant hyperventilating coffee pot cuckoldry
  07/28/17
yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
Amethyst antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
wow
curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
vigorous crystalline hairy legs
  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
Medicated abode
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
Amethyst antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
Excitant hyperventilating coffee pot cuckoldry
  07/28/17
holy shit talk about burying the lede
jet crackhouse
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
Medicated abode
  07/28/17
JFC
curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
Is this flame?
Grizzly gaped market
  07/28/17
What the fuck
turquoise bearded hospital
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richard clock
  07/28/17
Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully ...
turquoise bearded hospital
  07/28/17
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
LMAO
hyperactive mediation parlour
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
Medicated abode
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
coiffed den police squad
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
cheese-eating shimmering idea he suggested legend
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
hyperactive mediation parlour
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
hyperactive mediation parlour
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
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  07/28/17
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Stimulating School Cafeteria
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  09/14/17
man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
hyperactive mediation parlour
  07/28/17
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
hyperactive mediation parlour
  07/28/17
i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
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spectacular indirect expression
  07/28/17
brutal thread
Soul-stirring chapel
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
olive theatre
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
smoky cracking area
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
smoky cracking area
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
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  07/28/17
cr
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Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
chrome flickering becky
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
lol dude
Medicated abode
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
chrome flickering becky
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
hyperactive mediation parlour
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
Bateful useless brakes school
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
Magenta shrine sandwich
  07/28/17
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
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Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
honey-headed old irish cottage stage
  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
Underhanded base mad cow disease
  07/28/17
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
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Unholy Water Buffalo
  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point
  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
provocative puppy
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point
  07/28/17
Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point
  07/28/17
...
Amethyst antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
Amethyst antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point
  07/28/17
my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point
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ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
Hairless whorehouse community account
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father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
Amethyst antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
Amethyst antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
fucking the 1st dotter?
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...
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richard clock
  07/28/17
If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
Drab electric digit ratio
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BJC
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
Passionate stead
  07/28/17
...
Hairless whorehouse community account
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Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
Bossy glittery cumskin
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
Bossy glittery cumskin
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
Bossy glittery cumskin
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
cocaine farts
  07/28/17
This thread is like a zero shot kill
jet crackhouse
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
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Medicated abode
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propecia mathematica
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ponyboy curtis
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Medicated abode
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  08/28/17
All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
sick hell
  07/28/17
Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
ocher diverse rigor athletic conference
  07/28/17
nope
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
vigorous crystalline hairy legs
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
Buff apoplectic black woman travel guidebook
  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
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Talking sable field friendly grandma
  07/28/17
*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
Mewling center
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=1...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
Hairless whorehouse community account
  07/30/17
That's the right call
smoky cracking area
  07/30/17
it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
Hairless whorehouse community account
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Medicated abode
  07/30/17
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curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard
  10/04/18
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spectacular indirect expression
  10/08/26
Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends
Ivory Contagious Property Fat Ankles
  10/08/26
this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came t...
spectacular indirect expression
  10/08/26


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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Magenta shrine sandwich

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Magenta shrine sandwich

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Khaki quadroon lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870392)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Marvelous carmine trump supporter associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871063)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871096)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871329)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: vigorous crystalline hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871924)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Medicated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872740)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: heady knife

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage stage

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873994)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: heady knife

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Drab electric digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873951)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Underhanded base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Stubborn Chestnut Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873958)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Talking sable field friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876396)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Sticky tanning salon



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Grizzly gaped market

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Impressive carnelian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873889)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Underhanded base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Stubborn Chestnut Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: olive theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Ruby Parlor

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Ruby Parlor

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Ruby Parlor

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Charismatic location mad-dog skullcap

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Wine Home

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: razzle pea-brained goyim native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Charismatic location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: hairraiser address half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Khaki quadroon lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Impressive carnelian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Underhanded base mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Stubborn Chestnut Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: Bright theater stage jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Plum rehab

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: azure business firm mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Khaki quadroon lay

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Amethyst antidepressant drug

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: jet crackhouse

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: jet crackhouse

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Ruby Parlor

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: odious electric furnace

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Passionate stead

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: odious electric furnace

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: azure business firm mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Charismatic location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Stubborn Chestnut Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Cocky Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Wine Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Passionate stead

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Khaki quadroon lay

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Medicated abode

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Rose bbw

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Mewling center

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Arousing Well-lubricated Public Bath Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: hairraiser address half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: know-it-all dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Khaki quadroon lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: hairraiser address half-breed

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: vigorous crystalline hairy legs

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: aromatic gold senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: white vivacious stag film elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Talking sable field friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Arousing Well-lubricated Public Bath Dopamine

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Khaki quadroon lay

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Bateful useless brakes school

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: saffron irradiated trailer park generalized bond

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: saffron irradiated trailer park generalized bond

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: saffron irradiated trailer park generalized bond

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Excitant hyperventilating coffee pot cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Amethyst antidepressant drug

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: vigorous crystalline hairy legs

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Medicated abode

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Amethyst antidepressant drug

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Excitant hyperventilating coffee pot cuckoldry

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: jet crackhouse

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Medicated abode

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Grizzly gaped market

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: turquoise bearded hospital

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: turquoise bearded hospital

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: hyperactive mediation parlour

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Medicated abode

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: coiffed den police squad

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: cheese-eating shimmering idea he suggested legend

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: hyperactive mediation parlour

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: hyperactive mediation parlour

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Medicated abode

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Stimulating School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: hyperactive mediation parlour

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: hyperactive mediation parlour

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chapel

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: olive theatre

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: smoky cracking area

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: smoky cracking area

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Burgundy resort milk

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: hyperactive mediation parlour

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: chrome flickering becky

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Medicated abode

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: chrome flickering becky

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: hyperactive mediation parlour

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Bateful useless brakes school

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Magenta shrine sandwich

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage stage

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Underhanded base mad cow disease

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Unholy Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: provocative puppy

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Amethyst antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Amethyst antidepressant drug

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tan Private Investor Point

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Amethyst antidepressant drug

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Amethyst antidepressant drug

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: adventurous foreskin locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Drab electric digit ratio

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Passionate stead

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Bossy glittery cumskin

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Bossy glittery cumskin

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Bossy glittery cumskin

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: jet crackhouse

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Medicated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Medicated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: sick hell

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: ocher diverse rigor athletic conference

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: vigorous crystalline hairy legs

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Buff apoplectic black woman travel guidebook

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (primer: https://youtu.be/LMbI6sk-62E)

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Talking sable field friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Mewling center

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: white vivacious stag film elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: smoky cracking area

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Hairless whorehouse community account

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Medicated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: curious hideous plaza haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: spectacular indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177856)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Ivory Contagious Property Fat Ankles

Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177858)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came tumbling out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50178158)