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I saved one life
Nubile Irradiated Abode
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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Indigo Menage
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard
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exhilarant church building fanboi
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Took over a small country
Appetizing nursing home
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lol wow, holy shit
mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard
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No way you're the only one
Pearly Violent Chapel
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Burgundy police squad
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Hilarious Garrison Athletic Conference
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180
floppy state really tough guy
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Pumo scum
exhilarant church building fanboi
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
plum kitchen
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attended an Episcopal church
Orchid effete sanctuary
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
Bonkers Rehab Jew
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that is brave
Nubile Irradiated Abode
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It was as bad you think.
Bonkers Rehab Jew
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Nubile Irradiated Abode
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owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Orchid effete sanctuary
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Umber alcoholic business firm
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard
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dashing temple affirmative action
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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Jade arrogant step-uncle's house
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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how many
180 senate sex offender
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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180
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
vivacious sooty stage international law enforcement agency
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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grizzly mad-dog skullcap
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Indigo Menage
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
zippy quadroon meetinghouse
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Winner
floppy state really tough guy
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tan galvanic bbw tattoo
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
Umber alcoholic business firm
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Coon
Bright Wild Ladyboy National
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Bright Wild Ladyboy National
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse
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?
Bright Wild Ladyboy National
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse
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Bright Wild Ladyboy National
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Bright Wild Ladyboy National
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Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
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Link to said novel?
Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse
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Where did you go,bro?
Bright Wild Ladyboy National
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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Bright Wild Ladyboy National
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
low-t dog poop
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Flatulent ultramarine stead
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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Flatulent ultramarine stead
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
low-t dog poop
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you're 60?
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hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
french area
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Buff range kitty
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Razzmatazz adulterous hominid
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
french area
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
indecent filthy electric furnace
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
Razzmatazz adulterous hominid
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
indecent filthy electric furnace
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account
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180
diverse newt crackhouse
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Rose Corn Cake
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180!
diverse newt crackhouse
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flew a P-51.
glittery free-loading travel guidebook
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account
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i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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played golf with Trump
tripping gas station sweet tailpipe
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
tripping gas station sweet tailpipe
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hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
tripping gas station sweet tailpipe
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Pearly Violent Chapel
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Abnormal legend
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
rough-skinned skinny woman institution
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Sexy hell dysfunction
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
indecent filthy electric furnace
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
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racy genital piercing
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indecent filthy electric furnace
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
vivacious sooty stage international law enforcement agency
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
misunderstood spot becky
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
provocative claret tanning salon liquid oxygen
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Cobalt awkward chad
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
elite chocolate circlehead
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ouch
hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
elite chocolate circlehead
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
elite chocolate circlehead
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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No, they are still talking about it.
Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Jade arrogant step-uncle's house
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
elite chocolate circlehead
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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not me
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elite chocolate circlehead
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genuine lol
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Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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180
low-t dog poop
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180
tripping gas station sweet tailpipe
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Brass Cruel-hearted Masturbator House
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Sienna stag film goal in life
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
laughsome lime trailer park clown
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180
diverse newt crackhouse
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diverse newt crackhouse
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laughsome lime trailer park clown
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diverse newt crackhouse
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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Godawful Painfully Honest Center Faggotry
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
arousing outnumbered azn multi-billionaire
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Startled parlour
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
bateful know-it-all stage karate
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
bateful know-it-all stage karate
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
bateful know-it-all stage karate
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Pearly Violent Chapel
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Abnormal legend
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
chartreuse dragon
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Thats weirdly 180
Hilarious Garrison Athletic Conference
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excited?
hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
chartreuse dragon
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
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gay tank heaven
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
chartreuse dragon
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
chartreuse dragon
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Hilarious Garrison Athletic Conference
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
vivacious sooty stage international law enforcement agency
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
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Indigo Menage
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Deep Cuck
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how'd you get away
hyperventilating cuckoldry market
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
curious slap-happy indian lodge
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diverse newt crackhouse
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
fragrant toilet seat
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
180 senate sex offender
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Jade arrogant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816492)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Hilarious Garrison Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: dashing temple affirmative action

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: duck-like orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Pearly Violent Chapel

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: duck-like orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: very tactful big-titted set

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: gay tank heaven

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: dashing temple affirmative action

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: aggressive wine mood

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Indigo Menage

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful razzle lodge death wish

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: exhilarant church building fanboi

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: exhilarant church building fanboi

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: exhilarant church building fanboi

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Appetizing nursing home

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Pearly Violent Chapel

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: dashing temple affirmative action

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Cobalt awkward chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Burgundy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: hairraiser flesh coldplay fan

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: grizzly mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: vigorous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Hilarious Garrison Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: floppy state really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: exhilarant church building fanboi

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: plum kitchen

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Orchid effete sanctuary

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Bonkers Rehab Jew

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Nubile Irradiated Abode

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Bonkers Rehab Jew

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Nubile Irradiated Abode

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Orchid effete sanctuary

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Umber alcoholic business firm

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Burgundy police squad

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Buff range kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: dashing temple affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Indigo Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: exhilarant church building fanboi

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: grizzly mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Khaki stirring private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Buff range kitty

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: contagious idea he suggested foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Dun hairless half-breed yarmulke

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Jade arrogant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling ebony haunted graveyard

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: grizzly mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: hot cheese-eating internal respiration

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: 180 senate sex offender

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: hairraiser flesh coldplay fan

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Pearly Violent Chapel

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: hairraiser flesh coldplay fan

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Corner Old Irish Cottage

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hairraiser flesh coldplay fan

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Lascivious crotch mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: vivacious sooty stage international law enforcement agency

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: exhilarant church building fanboi

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Jet slippery hall

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Umber alcoholic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: federal sneaky criminal

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Indigo Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: grizzly mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac House-broken Doctorate

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz adulterous hominid

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: tripping gas station sweet tailpipe

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz adulterous hominid

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Sienna stag film goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Indigo Menage

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: zippy quadroon meetinghouse

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: floppy state really tough guy

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: tan galvanic bbw tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: misanthropic nudist brunch party of the first part

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: federal sneaky criminal

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Pearly Violent Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Umber alcoholic business firm

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: glittery free-loading travel guidebook

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Wonderful Trust Fund Whorehouse

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: walnut site persian

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: duck-like orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Flatulent ultramarine stead

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Bright Wild Ladyboy National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Flatulent ultramarine stead

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: low-t dog poop

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Flatulent ultramarine stead

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: vivacious sooty stage international law enforcement agency

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Flatulent ultramarine stead

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: demanding cruise ship

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Abnormal legend

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Flatulent ultramarine stead

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Abnormal legend

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Flatulent ultramarine stead

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: low-t dog poop

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: indecent filthy electric furnace

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: french area

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Buff range kitty

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz adulterous hominid

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: french area

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: indecent filthy electric furnace

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz adulterous hominid

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: indecent filthy electric furnace

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Rose Corn Cake

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: glittery free-loading travel guidebook

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: tripping gas station sweet tailpipe

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: tripping gas station sweet tailpipe

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: racy genital piercing

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: tripping gas station sweet tailpipe

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Pearly Violent Chapel

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Abnormal legend

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned skinny woman institution

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Sexy hell dysfunction

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: indecent filthy electric furnace

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Abnormal legend

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: racy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: indecent filthy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: vivacious sooty stage international law enforcement agency

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: misunderstood spot becky

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: provocative claret tanning salon liquid oxygen

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Cobalt awkward chad

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: elite chocolate circlehead

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: elite chocolate circlehead

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: elite chocolate circlehead

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Jade arrogant step-uncle's house

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: elite chocolate circlehead

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: elite chocolate circlehead

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: elite chocolate circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: bateful know-it-all stage karate

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: low-t dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: tripping gas station sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Brass Cruel-hearted Masturbator House

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Sienna stag film goal in life

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: laughsome lime trailer park clown

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: laughsome lime trailer park clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Frozen sadistic piazza

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: laughsome lime trailer park clown

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pit philosopher-king

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Godawful Painfully Honest Center Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: sepia double fault candlestick maker

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: arousing outnumbered azn multi-billionaire

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Startled parlour

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: bateful know-it-all stage karate

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: bateful know-it-all stage karate

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: bateful know-it-all stage karate

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous principal's office keepsake machete

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Pearly Violent Chapel

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Abnormal legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: chartreuse dragon

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Hilarious Garrison Athletic Conference

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: chartreuse dragon

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: chartreuse dragon

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: gay tank heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: chartreuse dragon

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: gay tank heaven

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: chartreuse dragon

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: gay tank heaven

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored buck-toothed library community account

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Hilarious Garrison Athletic Conference

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: vivacious sooty stage international law enforcement agency

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Shivering Bistre Bawdyhouse Voyeur

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Indigo Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Deep Cuck

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry market

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: very tactful big-titted set

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: curious slap-happy indian lodge

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: fragrant toilet seat

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Umber alcoholic business firm

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: doobsian legal warrant boiling water

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: doobsian legal warrant boiling water

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Histrionic pink space

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Buff range kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: diverse newt crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Opaque bat-shit-crazy theatre incel

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: 180 senate sex offender

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: White tantric indirect expression point

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Pearly Violent Chapel

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Odious Lay Personal Credit Line

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2#49858354)