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Have a chance to bang my first-grade teacher. Do I take it?

So my first grade teacher was new out of college when she st...
bateful temple
  03/26/23
Update: she ghosted me, never banged.
bateful temple
  03/06/24
(doodikoff alt)
Clear nursing home
  03/06/24
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talented pit
  06/26/25
Tragic ending to this story
Laughsome wrinkle dilemma
  03/06/24
180
spectacular demanding dragon rehab
  03/06/24
how could a teacher do that to a student?
Mint aromatic meetinghouse dog poop
  03/06/24
WTF?
Exciting Narrow-minded Sandwich
  03/06/24
“Hey, just following up. I realized you were actually ...
Poppy Aphrodisiac Theatre Jewess
  03/06/24
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irradiated corner pistol
  06/25/25
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Brindle Misanthropic Mexican Volcanic Crater
  06/25/25
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Mind-boggling chapel
  06/25/25
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Fantasy-prone address
  06/26/25
Once the teacher, always the teacher.
Razzmatazz Slap-happy Crackhouse Doctorate
  03/06/24
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bateful temple
  09/25/24
great thread
Sienna exhilarant parlor weed whacker
  09/25/24
“You’re tardy on responding haha. Gonna have to ...
sepia theater
  09/25/24
Texted her again out of the blue because I'm going to my par...
bateful temple
  06/25/25
...
Vermilion overrated area
  06/25/25
think it’s time to bring back corporal punishment in c...
Elite purple church
  06/25/25
get a job, nigger!
Brindle Misanthropic Mexican Volcanic Crater
  06/25/25
i just made the connection you're bp! now i understand why y...
Elite purple church
  06/26/25
lol no wonder even other jewish retards don’t want to ...
Brindle Misanthropic Mexican Volcanic Crater
  06/26/25
i have a net worth of over $12 million, once i'm exited out ...
Elite purple church
  06/26/25
...
Brilliant marvelous death wish sweet tailpipe
  06/25/25
...
Fantasy-prone address
  06/26/25
D-
appetizing senate place of business
  06/26/25
crazy that there are 8-year olds poasting on this site
Odious Juggernaut
  06/26/25
(Repeated kindergarten. Assigned to pure- first)
vigorous piazza codepig
  06/26/25
where are we with this
Vermilion overrated area
  06/27/25
Asked if she's down for a drink on the 5th, she's good for i...
bateful temple
  06/28/25
What face did she make when you accidentally called her &quo...
charismatic umber fortuitous meteor hairy legs
  06/28/25


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Date: March 26th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: bateful temple

So my first grade teacher was new out of college when she started teaching, so about 15 years older than I am (55 v. 40). Ran into her at this cougar bar last weekend when I was in town visiting my parents (I live a couple of states away). She had no idea who I was, but I had a vague sense of deja vu and then it clicked. Divorced a few years ago, out on the town, looks pretty good for her age. Flirted a lot, she gave me her number. Do I go for it, brothers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#46099259)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 3:38 PM
Author: bateful temple

Update: she ghosted me, never banged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469039)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Clear nursing home

(doodikoff alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469044)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: talented pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051998)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome wrinkle dilemma

Tragic ending to this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469063)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: spectacular demanding dragon rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469222)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Mint aromatic meetinghouse dog poop

how could a teacher do that to a student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469235)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Exciting Narrow-minded Sandwich

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469673)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: Poppy Aphrodisiac Theatre Jewess

“Hey, just following up. I realized you were actually my first grade teacher around 1990, so thought it would be kinda KOOKY for us to hang out. How about meeting for a drink at XXXXX tomorrow at 11pm? I’m the same boy I used to be lolololololol”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469691)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: irradiated corner pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049859)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Brindle Misanthropic Mexican Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049882)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049908)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051568)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slap-happy Crackhouse Doctorate

Once the teacher, always the teacher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469091)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: bateful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#48129673)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Sienna exhilarant parlor weed whacker

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#48129683)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: sepia theater

“You’re tardy on responding haha. Gonna have to put you in detention hahah”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#48129697)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: bateful temple

Texted her again out of the blue because I'm going to my parents for the 4th, she texted back, here we gooooooo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049858)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Vermilion overrated area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049886)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Elite purple church

think it’s time to bring back corporal punishment in classrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049898)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Brindle Misanthropic Mexican Volcanic Crater

get a job, nigger!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049904)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Elite purple church

i just made the connection you're bp! now i understand why you're so obsessive with me, still trying to please your sam hyde cum slut gjr i see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051559)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Brindle Misanthropic Mexican Volcanic Crater

lol no wonder even other jewish retards don’t want to hire your creepy old kike ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051598)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Elite purple church

i have a net worth of over $12 million, once i'm exited out of my current role i'm retiring and have no need for a 'job'. plz describe what sam's load tastes like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051964)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Brilliant marvelous death wish sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049902)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051570)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: appetizing senate place of business

D-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051697)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Odious Juggernaut

crazy that there are 8-year olds poasting on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051970)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: vigorous piazza codepig

(Repeated kindergarten. Assigned to pure- first)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49052028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Vermilion overrated area

where are we with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49054974)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: bateful temple

Asked if she's down for a drink on the 5th, she's good for it for now, not holding my breath because she seems likely to flake, but just light banter now, nothing aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49055890)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: charismatic umber fortuitous meteor hairy legs

What face did she make when you accidentally called her "mommy" in first grade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49055900)