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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
razzle striped hyena
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Useless vivacious lay juggernaut
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Mewling Indecent Voyeur Black Woman
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
titillating therapy school
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Yellow marvelous mexican native
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
pale dead area
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
fluffy wrinkle
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Swashbuckling Brindle Institution Rigor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Diverse state karate
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Outnumbered Crusty University Gunner
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
lime depressive
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Domesticated olive meetinghouse factory reset button
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
salmon mischievous half-breed
  06/30/25
cr
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Diverse state karate
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Amethyst soul-stirring corn cake chapel
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
lime depressive
  06/30/25
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Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
salmon mischievous half-breed
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop
  07/01/25
*bussy
arousing ruddy regret
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
pale dead area
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
disturbing hairraiser pistol
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
transparent cruel-hearted nursing home
  06/30/25
fuck
razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
disturbing hairraiser pistol
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
razzle striped hyena
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Amethyst soul-stirring corn cake chapel
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
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Clear Electric Stead
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Smoky greedy school cafeteria new version
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Floppy ultramarine house
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Slimy submissive dilemma
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Floppy ultramarine house
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Floppy ultramarine house
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Galvanic casino police squad
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
cracking zombie-like bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
mind-boggling fat ankles sanctuary
  06/30/25
tcr
Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/01/25
just jump
histrionic disrespectful background story marketing idea
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
...
Bright narrow-minded hell associate
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
tantric piazza
  06/30/25
wow
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
unhinged site
  06/30/25
JFC man
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Swashbuckling Brindle Institution Rigor
  06/30/25
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histrionic disrespectful background story marketing idea
  06/30/25
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razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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lime depressive
  06/30/25
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bossy turdskin locale
  06/30/25
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appetizing mediation
  06/30/25
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cracking zombie-like bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
mind-boggling fat ankles sanctuary
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Smoky greedy school cafeteria new version
  06/30/25
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Racy business firm
  07/01/25
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beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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provocative cheese-eating chad
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
avocado cuckold
  07/01/25
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puce tank
  07/01/25
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Mewling Indecent Voyeur Black Woman
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Yellow marvelous mexican native
  06/30/25
bro
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
...
mind-boggling fat ankles sanctuary
  06/30/25
lol
Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/01/25
...
copper startled sound barrier
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Thriller drab national
  06/30/25
jfc
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Diverse state karate
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
bossy turdskin locale
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
appetizing mediation
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Thriller drab national
  07/01/25
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Slimy submissive dilemma
  07/01/25
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appetizing mediation
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
puce tank
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Sable Bbw Lodge
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Amethyst soul-stirring corn cake chapel
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Fuchsia Prole
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Fuchsia Prole
  07/01/25
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cream range legend
  07/01/25
lol
Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/01/25
...
histrionic disrespectful background story marketing idea
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
infuriating degenerate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
motley rusted hall
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Dashing ladyboy
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Ivory boyish plaza
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Umber corner alpha
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
cream range legend
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Chrome faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Fuchsia Prole
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/01/25
...
Fuchsia Prole
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop
  07/01/25
😟
Alcoholic Buff Pisswyrm Brunch
  07/01/25
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heady mahogany orchestra pit brethren
  07/01/25
holy shit
Fuchsia Prole
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
cream range legend
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
concupiscible space old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
puce tank
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
pale dead area
  07/01/25
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Fuchsia Prole
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
puce tank
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
puce tank
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
tantric piazza
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
pale dead area
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Fuchsia Prole
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
dull digit ratio crotch
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
supple stain office
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Fuchsia Prole
  07/06/25
...
tantric piazza
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Sticky stimulating indian lodge
  07/06/25
...
appetizing mediation
  07/06/25
lol
Passionate onyx ratface giraffe
  07/07/25
wow
Fuchsia Prole
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Useless vivacious lay juggernaut

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Mewling Indecent Voyeur Black Woman

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: titillating therapy school

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Yellow marvelous mexican native

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: pale dead area

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fluffy wrinkle

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Institution Rigor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse state karate

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered Crusty University Gunner

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lime depressive

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Domesticated olive meetinghouse factory reset button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: salmon mischievous half-breed

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse state karate

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring corn cake chapel

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: lime depressive

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: salmon mischievous half-breed

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: arousing ruddy regret

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: pale dead area

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: disturbing hairraiser pistol

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: transparent cruel-hearted nursing home

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: disturbing hairraiser pistol

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring corn cake chapel

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Clear Electric Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Smoky greedy school cafeteria new version

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Floppy ultramarine house

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Slimy submissive dilemma

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Floppy ultramarine house

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Floppy ultramarine house

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Galvanic casino police squad

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: cracking zombie-like bawdyhouse

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling fat ankles sanctuary

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: histrionic disrespectful background story marketing idea

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Bright narrow-minded hell associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: tantric piazza

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: unhinged site

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Brindle Institution Rigor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: histrionic disrespectful background story marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lime depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: bossy turdskin locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: appetizing mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: cracking zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling fat ankles sanctuary

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Smoky greedy school cafeteria new version

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Racy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: provocative cheese-eating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: avocado cuckold

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: puce tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Mewling Indecent Voyeur Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Yellow marvelous mexican native

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling fat ankles sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: copper startled sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Thriller drab national

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Diverse state karate

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bossy turdskin locale

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: appetizing mediation

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Thriller drab national

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Slimy submissive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: appetizing mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: puce tank

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Sable Bbw Lodge

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring corn cake chapel

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle heaven liquid oxygen

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: cream range legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: histrionic disrespectful background story marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: infuriating degenerate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: motley rusted hall

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Dashing ladyboy

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Ivory boyish plaza

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Umber corner alpha

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cream range legend

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Chrome faggot firefighter

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic Buff Pisswyrm Brunch

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: heady mahogany orchestra pit brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cream range legend

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: concupiscible space old irish cottage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: puce tank

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: pale dead area

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Fuchsia Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: puce tank

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: puce tank

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: tantric piazza

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: pale dead area

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: dull digit ratio crotch

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed burgundy senate gaming laptop

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: supple stain office

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: tantric piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Sticky stimulating indian lodge

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: appetizing mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Passionate onyx ratface giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia Prole

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)