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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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sexy crawly sandwich
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national
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It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
sexy crawly sandwich
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
sexy crawly sandwich
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Khaki Point
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Fiercely-loyal church
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Fiercely-loyal church
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
sexy crawly sandwich
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Fiercely-loyal church
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
sexy crawly sandwich
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Fiercely-loyal church
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Racy balding brunch becky
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Fiercely-loyal church
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Cerise gay wizard
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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Coral disturbing meetinghouse wagecucks
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40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
ungodly lodge doctorate
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This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
painfully honest laser beams new version
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
greedy garrison giraffe
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Know-it-all Volcanic Crater Dopamine
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
sexy crawly sandwich
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Racy balding brunch becky
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
sexy crawly sandwich
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Racy balding brunch becky
  07/07/25
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bisexual stirring azn
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
greedy garrison giraffe
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Racy balding brunch becky
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
bisexual stirring azn
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
bisexual stirring azn
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
bisexual stirring azn
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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sexy crawly sandwich
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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define 'sticks'
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sexy crawly sandwich
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Khaki Point

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Clear idiotic den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic internal respiration lettuce

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Khaki Point



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: umber contagious hissy fit station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: ungodly lodge doctorate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Claret Crotch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Know-it-all Volcanic Crater Dopamine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Infuriating useless cuckoldry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: bisexual stirring azn



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Irradiated yapping jew



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Laughsome alcoholic school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Charcoal Bawdyhouse Fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Diverse Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Bossy trailer park



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Coral disturbing meetinghouse wagecucks



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: bateful vermilion antidepressant drug national

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Racy balding brunch becky

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cerise gay wizard

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: heady dark masturbator

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Coral disturbing meetinghouse wagecucks



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: ungodly lodge doctorate

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: painfully honest laser beams new version

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: greedy garrison giraffe

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Know-it-all Volcanic Crater Dopamine

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Racy balding brunch becky

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Racy balding brunch becky

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: bisexual stirring azn



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: greedy garrison giraffe

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Racy balding brunch becky

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: bisexual stirring azn

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: bisexual stirring azn

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: bisexual stirring azn

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia haunted graveyard abode

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: ungodly lodge doctorate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bisexual stirring azn

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: topaz misunderstood pistol indian lodge

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bisexual stirring azn



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Marvelous bipolar national security agency parlor

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Charcoal Bawdyhouse Fanboi

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: sexy crawly sandwich



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Unholy Salmon Gaming Laptop

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)