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WILL: Thanks.
light legal warrant
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Edited. See above. Thanks.
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"Without Liberty, Man is a syncope." "Man is...
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So if I asked you about legal theory, you'd probably give me...
marvelous gaped school mood
  06/24/14
Nobel poast
Grizzly outnumbered den immigrant
  06/24/14
lol
poppy aromatic field
  06/24/14
175 some of this could have been a little more thoughtful bu...
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Date: May 2nd, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: territorial bbw

out there waiting to be discovered.

PARTNER: I think you could show me some appreciation.

WILL: A little appreciation? Do you know how easy this is for me? Do you have any fuckin' idea how easy this brief is? This is a fuckin' joke. And I'm sorry you can't do this. I really am because I wouldn't have to fuckin' sit here and watch you fumble around and fuck it up.

PARTNER: Then you'd have more time to sit around and poast instead, wouldn't you?

WILL: You're right. This is probably a total waste of my time. (lights brief on fire)

PARTNER: (desperately saving the brief's remnants)You're right, Will. I can't write this brief. But you can, and when it comes to that it's only about...it's just a handful of scholars in the world who can tell the difference between you and me. But I'm one of them.

WILL: Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25493851)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Boyish hissy fit

replace "brief" with "use westlaw" and this isn't too far off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813293)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Ladyboy Crackhouse



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: scarlet exhilarant milk nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813723)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: light legal warrant

WILL: Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25493857)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: territorial bbw

Edited. See above. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25493864)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: crimson circlehead institution

"Without Liberty, Man is a syncope."

"Man is a what?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25493865)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: territorial bbw

...by citing "free property rights of horse and carriage"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25493890)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: gold metal lay ratface



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: marvelous gaped school mood

So if I asked you about legal theory, you'd probably give me the skinny on every treatise ever written. Marshall, you know a lot about him. Life's work, founding fathers , him and Jefferson, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smelled like at the Constitutional Convention. You've never actually sniffed 55 scholars who have arrived mostly on horseback to a room without air conditioning. If I ask you about modern legal scholarship, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even cited Posner a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to dance the dance of the prancing scholar. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about jurisprudence, you'd probably throw Holmes at me, right, "the life of the law has not been logic; it has been experience." But you've never clerked for SCOTUS. You've never submitted to Scalia a draft that says “it is a truth well settled” when nobody has thought about it before at all. I'd ask you about legal obligations, you'd probably quote me some Cardozo, “the punctilio of an honor the most sensitive”. But you've never entered into a joint venture and been totally vulnerable. Worked opposite a firm that could level you with prestige alone, who could make or break your career with a rejected term in a redline. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be a corporate bitch, to be forever at the office, through anything, through your wife’s cancer and your mom’s funeral, to finalize the reps and warranties. And you wouldn't know about smashing the pharmacy window to cop some addies at 3 am. You don't know about real work because it only happens when you obliterate your identity in favor of the law. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius bro. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw my comments to your brief, and you called three billable hours into question.

You're an HLS grad right? You think I know the first thing about your 1L section-cest, what human rights you claimed to care about, which professors you sucked up to, because I watched Legally Blonde? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813678)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: Grizzly outnumbered den immigrant

Nobel poast



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813687)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: poppy aromatic field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813691)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle offensive locus windowlicker

175 some of this could have been a little more thoughtful but very well done.

Someone do the Harvard bar scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813704)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Boyish hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813869)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: violet temple

So you have a Fay diploma, one A- cost you summa. You learned nothing I could not get for $100k in non-dischargable debt at Cooley.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813950)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#49060729)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: kink-friendly arousing market wagecucks

"You've never submitted to Scalia a draft that says “it is a truth well settled” when nobody has thought about it before at all"

lost it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813966)



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: irradiated bawdyhouse cuckold



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Flatulent theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25867144)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: glassy indian lodge mother



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Date: June 24th, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Slate odious pocket flask faggotry

this thread has potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813734)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle offensive locus windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813786)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Chocolate elite ticket booth pozpig

some one do the scene where he rationalizes turning down his wachtell offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#25813868)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 8:26 PM
Author: gold metal lay ratface



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal ceo yarmulke

Many of them languish in grocery stores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#33839411)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: lascivious stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2558368&forum_id=2#33839429)