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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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obsidian heaven windowlicker
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Insanely Creepy Blathering Center
  06/27/25
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crusty senate depressive
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
purple persian hissy fit
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
obsidian heaven windowlicker
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
purple persian hissy fit
  06/27/25
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Emerald Abusive Hell
  06/27/25
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Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza
  06/27/25
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demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
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Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
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Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Motley frum pisswyrm
  06/27/25
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yapping casino
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Exhilarant space athletic conference
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
purple persian hissy fit
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza
  06/27/25
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impertinent office generalized bond
  06/27/25
It's both
mildly autistic business firm
  06/27/25
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demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Tan faggot firefighter multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Buck-toothed Splenetic Kitty Cat
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Insanely Creepy Blathering Center
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
histrionic salmon karate keepsake machete
  06/27/25
lmfao
Exhilarant space athletic conference
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
contagious disrespectful parlour gaping
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
contagious disrespectful parlour gaping
  06/27/25
lmao
Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
purple persian hissy fit
  06/27/25
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Talented digit ratio
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
floppy maniacal selfie chapel
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
floppy maniacal selfie chapel
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
contagious disrespectful parlour gaping
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Bateful cruise ship
  06/27/25
TiTscR
arousing market
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
obsidian heaven windowlicker
  06/27/25
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obsidian heaven windowlicker
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Tan faggot firefighter multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Electric Crackhouse
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
navy corner
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
glittery unholy temple son of senegal
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Massive locus
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Electric Crackhouse
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Hyperventilating kink-friendly kitchen fat ankles
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Buck-toothed Splenetic Kitty Cat
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Massive locus
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Electric Crackhouse
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: obsidian heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Blathering Center

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: crusty senate depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: purple persian hissy fit

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: obsidian heaven windowlicker

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: purple persian hissy fit

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Emerald Abusive Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Motley frum pisswyrm

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: yapping casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant space athletic conference

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: purple persian hissy fit

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: impertinent office generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic business firm

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Tan faggot firefighter multi-billionaire

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Splenetic Kitty Cat

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Blathering Center

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: histrionic salmon karate keepsake machete

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant space athletic conference

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful parlour gaping

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful parlour gaping

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: purple persian hissy fit

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Talented digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: floppy maniacal selfie chapel

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: floppy maniacal selfie chapel

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Brass at-the-ready elastic band plaza

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: contagious disrespectful parlour gaping

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: demanding razzle brunch twinkling uncleanness

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Bateful cruise ship

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: arousing market

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: obsidian heaven windowlicker

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: obsidian heaven windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Tan faggot firefighter multi-billionaire

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Electric Crackhouse

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: navy corner

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: glittery unholy temple son of senegal

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Massive locus

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Electric Crackhouse

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating kink-friendly kitchen fat ankles

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Splenetic Kitty Cat

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ocher flatulent partner famous landscape painting

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Massive locus

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Electric Crackhouse

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)