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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Obsidian Bbw Hell
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Obsidian Bbw Hell
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
honey-headed area
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
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Twinkling exhilarant son of senegal
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18000000000000
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Frum jet-lagged church
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Obsidian Bbw Hell
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Frum jet-lagged church
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Frum jet-lagged church
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Obsidian Bbw Hell
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Frum jet-lagged church
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
azure zippy heaven juggernaut
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Frum jet-lagged church
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Stirring National
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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crimson sadistic double fault indian lodge
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Brass razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
mildly autistic hissy fit
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Adventurous Crawly Yarmulke
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Mauve irate boltzmann
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
comical blathering athletic conference
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
azure zippy heaven juggernaut
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
comical blathering athletic conference
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
azure zippy heaven juggernaut
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Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
comical blathering athletic conference
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Adventurous Crawly Yarmulke
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
azure zippy heaven juggernaut
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
comical blathering athletic conference
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
comical blathering athletic conference
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
comical blathering athletic conference
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
histrionic scarlet property cuckold
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
vengeful institution party of the first part
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charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Diverse Magical Puppy
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Bbw Hell

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Obsidian Bbw Hell

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: honey-headed area

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Twinkling exhilarant son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous house

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Frum jet-lagged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: honey-headed area



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: brindle confused abode multi-billionaire



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Brass razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: pale shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Mauve irate boltzmann



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: multi-colored trailer park karate



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Flesh Stage Hunting Ground



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: sickened aromatic trust fund mediation



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vengeful institution party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Transparent talented pisswyrm theatre



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Overrated supple fanboi volcanic crater



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: crimson sadistic double fault indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Frum jet-lagged church

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Obsidian Bbw Hell

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Frum jet-lagged church

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Frum jet-lagged church

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Obsidian Bbw Hell

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Frum jet-lagged church

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: azure zippy heaven juggernaut

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Frum jet-lagged church

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Stirring National

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Tanning Salon

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: crimson sadistic double fault indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Brass razzle-dazzle whorehouse

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: mildly autistic hissy fit

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Adventurous Crawly Yarmulke

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Mauve irate boltzmann

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: comical blathering athletic conference

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: azure zippy heaven juggernaut

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: comical blathering athletic conference

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: azure zippy heaven juggernaut

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: comical blathering athletic conference

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Adventurous Crawly Yarmulke

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: azure zippy heaven juggernaut

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: comical blathering athletic conference

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: comical blathering athletic conference

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: comical blathering athletic conference

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: comical blathering athletic conference

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Brass razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed menage gaping

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Frum jet-lagged church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Insanely Creepy Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: histrionic scarlet property cuckold

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vengeful institution party of the first part

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: charismatic fishy foreskin crackhouse



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Diverse Magical Puppy

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)