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Accidentally swallowed my lower retainer Sunday and needed emergency surgery

Let me start by saying this is not flame. Got braces off ...
cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca
  07/17/25
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Black laughsome lodge
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Thirsty hall digit ratio
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razzmatazz startled piazza
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increduble
Thirsty hall digit ratio
  07/17/25
Not flame: https://ibb.co/nMk107Dp https://ibb.co/zV0fdj...
cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca
  07/18/25
Are you a great big fat person?
Cracking Crystalline National Fanboi
  07/18/25
Nah
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Vibrant slate roast beef trust fund
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Incredible jaw
exciting internal respiration
  07/18/25
Ty
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fiercely-loyal corner affirmative action
  07/18/25
Haha wow There's probably some sort of subreddit that wou...
coiffed den
  07/18/25
i think you also have scurvy.
180 bossy site codepig
  07/18/25
would you describe it as a PEAK EXPERIENCE?
thriller space
  07/18/25
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fiercely-loyal corner affirmative action
  07/18/25
How can a retainer fit down your throat? It seems like your ...
Harsh Sinister Halford Organic Girlfriend
  07/18/25
it's weird as fuck. maybe I should look into a lawsuit
cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca
  07/18/25
"I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to...
Harsh Sinister Halford Organic Girlfriend
  07/18/25
Yeah it's possible. I was chilling out after initial panic b...
cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca
  07/18/25
this sounds nightmarish
180 bossy site codepig
  07/18/25
Are you the one whose dental hygienist was dry humping him? ...
soul-stirring institution
  07/18/25
Missed that thread but this accident would no doubt give bro...
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Are you 300lbs?
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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca

Let me start by saying this is not flame.

Got braces off like 20 years ago, and I’ve worn a retainer occasionally ever since. It’s a Hawley-style lower retainer, the kind with the acrylic and wire. I still wear it maybe once a month because I notice mild shifting when I don't

This past Sunday morning, I had it in and took a big gulp of water with a handful of vitamins and supplements. Somehow it slipped out and went straight down my throat. I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to die for a minute, then things calmed down and I realized what had happened. My girlfriend took me to the ER, and they did an x-ray and found the retainer lodged in my esophagus. They put me under and tried to pull it back up, but couldn’t safely, so they pushed it into my stomach and had to perform open abdominal surgery cutting into my stomach to remove. Was only supposed to be in the OR for about an hour but I ended up in there for like six.

Afterward they told me the GI team might have accidentally punctured my esophagus while trying to pull the retainer out or that the retainer might have done it going down. They weren’t sure, so they started me on antibiotics and kept me in the hospital for observation. I had to wait until the next day to get a CT scan after drinking contrast to rule out a perforation. Once they confirmed everything was intact and I could eat solid food again without an issue, they discharged me on day three.

Wouldn't have thought it was possible to swallow one of these things. I’ve never heard of it happening. I looked around online, checked ChatGPT, etc. As far as I can tell, there’s one recorded case from 1987, and that one was considered life-threatening. I’ve barely ever been in a hospital before this. Whole thing feels surreal and kind of embarrassing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49110525)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Black laughsome lodge

180

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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Thirsty hall digit ratio



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz startled piazza



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Thirsty hall digit ratio

increduble

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca

Not flame:

https://ibb.co/nMk107Dp

https://ibb.co/zV0fdjy7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49110940)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Cracking Crystalline National Fanboi

Are you a great big fat person?

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49110951)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Vibrant slate roast beef trust fund



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: exciting internal respiration

Incredible jaw

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca

Ty

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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal corner affirmative action



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: coiffed den

Haha wow

There's probably some sort of subreddit that would get a kick out of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111025)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: 180 bossy site codepig

i think you also have scurvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111876)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: thriller space

would you describe it as a PEAK EXPERIENCE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49110959)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal corner affirmative action



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:56 AM
Author: Harsh Sinister Halford Organic Girlfriend

How can a retainer fit down your throat? It seems like your wind pipes are abnormally large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111026)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca

it's weird as fuck. maybe I should look into a lawsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111455)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: Harsh Sinister Halford Organic Girlfriend

"I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to die for a minute, then things calmed down"

Are you sure you didn't just feel calm about dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111027)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca

Yeah it's possible. I was chilling out after initial panic but started thinking what a retarded way this was going to be to go out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111832)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: 180 bossy site codepig

this sounds nightmarish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111859)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution

Are you the one whose dental hygienist was dry humping him? She's going to get the ick if she hears you swallowed your retainer whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111902)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca

Missed that thread but this accident would no doubt give broads the ick. Current gf is heroic but would expect other American women I've dated to prob leave me within 48 hrs after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49111943)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating sneaky criminal macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49113471)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: aqua black woman

Are you 300lbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2#49113533)