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FINALLY caught my wife fucking a pilot last night (warning: long thread)

I had suspected that she had been having an affair for awhil...
Lascivious Den
  06/04/20
Link the reddit post
Red persian
  06/04/20
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Lascivious Den
  06/04/20
at least he wasn't jetblue guess
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  06/04/20
jetblue cucks can barely get it up for a woman, and when the...
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  06/04/20
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  06/04/20
Did you spend your morning writing that or did you plug bigl...
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  06/04/20
I'm bored so I just spent a bunch of time writing that. This...
Lascivious Den
  06/04/20
Well this board is built in part on such industry. Many ble...
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well-lubricated exhilarant chapel pistol
  06/04/20
it was well written
Odious ratface
  06/04/20
you are a terrible poaster and a pedophile
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  06/04/20
Eat a dick pumofag
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  06/04/20
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startled confused pit fanboi
  06/04/20
>maybe around 6'5 and 230 pounds pilots aren't usually...
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Lascivious Den
  06/10/20
I was scrolling back through my old threads and noticed this...
Lascivious Den
  12/23/24
cr 180 thread though i looked back a ways in my “by...
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>i looked back a ways in my “by you” recently...
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Talented magical mad cow disease casino
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Apoplectic heaven tattoo
  12/23/24
Flame. No one ever got a good ride from United.
heady disgusting cumskin
  12/23/24
It's kind of funny looking back at this thread because when ...
Lascivious Den
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lol at “corporate charter amendment” late night ...
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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Den

I had suspected that she had been having an affair for awhile. I'm an attorney at a big law firm and she has her master's in public health, and we have been married for two and a half years. I'm not delusional--she is extremely good looking, I'm a short skinnyfat guy who is maybe a 3 out of 10 on a good day, and she is with me because I'm a beta provider. Also my family has a bunch of money, which she has been aware of since the day we met (and is what probably sparked her interest in me).

Anyway I had to go out last night to talk about corporate charter amendments with a client, he wanted to meet at his place and I was probably over there for two hours or so. I told my wife that I would be gone for four or five hours so she probably thought she was in the clear. I managed to wrap things up early and noticed when I got home that there was a new Porsche Cayman sitting in the driveway that I didn't recognize. It had some kind of pilot's union bumper sticker (I think bumper stickers are tacky and have told my wife this several times).

I kinda knew she had been having an affair, so I snuck up to the bedroom window to confirm my suspicions. To my great surprise, the curtains were open and I could see inside. I guess they didn't care about hiding their affair very much! Anyway I could see this big guy, maybe around 6'5 and 230 pounds of pure muscle, laying on his back completely naked on my and my wife's bed. There was a United Airlines pilot's cap sitting on the nightstand, so I knew he was a pilot. Also, I had my suspicions before, because my wife had seemed really interested in airlines and pilot's lifestyles lately.

So I heard some giggling from another part of the room, and then I saw my completely naked wife crawl onto the bed on all fours and stop when her face/mouth was directly over his erect penis. His penis was probably around eight or nine inches long. I will freely admit that my penis is three or four inches erect, and my wife and I usually use a toy (when she's in the mood) because she has been honest with me and told me that my size is not enough to satisfy her.

My wife and the pilot were both kind of giggling and smiling at each other with lovey-dovey eyes, and then I saw my wife grip his big penis with her right hand and wrap her lips around it. She started sucking him VERY vigorously. Usually when I convinced my wife to give me a blowjob (once in a blue moon) she would act kind of bored about the whole thing, but with this pilot guy she was really, really into it. She was actually moaning a little bit as she was sucking him, and he was kind of moaning too. I saw my wife grip his big testicles with her left hand and start rubbing and caressing them a little bit. Then the big pilot guy reached back and slapped and squeezed my wife's round ass with his right hand, and then started rubbing two fingers over her pussy and clit. This got her more excited, and I could see she was starting to get really wet, and her pussy lips were starting to swell up a little bit. She was NEVER that way with me, and typically we used some store-bought lube whenever we had sex.

She was probably blowing this big pilot guy for about 10 or 12 minutes. I wanted to be mad, but honestly I knew that she was satisfied and getting what she needed, so I couldn't be completely mad about it. I might have almost been enjoying it a little bit, if it weren't my wife. After she was done pleasing him with her mouth, she scooted forward and then got in a squatting position directly over his penis. She gripped his penis with both hands, lowered her pussy onto him and started riding him like a champ.

He was playing with her nipples and massaging her clit quite a lot while they were fucking. I have to be honest here, he definitely knew how to please a woman, and was doing a much better job of it than I ever did. I suppose it helped that he was actually good looking and had a big penis. My wife was wet the whole time, and she was moaning and whimpering with quite a bit of volume. I could tell that he was enjoying it too, because he was gasping and moaning, and my wife kept reaching back to rub her hand and thumb over his big balls.

I don't know how long they were going at it, but I left before he could finish inside my wife. I sat in my car for a little bit, then drove down to a bar and thought about it a little more. I'm not sure if I want to really confront her about it, because it seemed like she was really satisfied, and who am I to deny her what she needs? If this is what makes her happy, then shouldn't that make me happy, too? I can't blame her for being so sexually attracted to a big, physically fit United Airlines pilot.

Bros, what do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346728)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:11 PM
Author: Red persian

Link the reddit post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346738)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: orange arrogant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48478980)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346777)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: fragrant institution circlehead

at least he wasn't jetblue guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346785)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Den

jetblue cucks can barely get it up for a woman, and when they do manage to, they shoot their teaspoon-sized load after maybe 10 seconds of pumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346796)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Blathering school

United Bull thrusting in time with Rhapsody in Blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40347153)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine alcoholic gas station striped hyena

Did you spend your morning writing that or did you plug biglaw into some reddit post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346801)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Lascivious Den

I'm bored so I just spent a bunch of time writing that. This is how I choose to spend my time, for whatever reason.

EDIT: It didn't actually take that long to write...I didn't spend my whole morning on it or anything. It's pretty basic stuff for erotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346810)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine alcoholic gas station striped hyena

Well this board is built in part on such industry. Many blessings to you good sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346832)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 2:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated exhilarant chapel pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40347168)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 2:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated exhilarant chapel pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40347172)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Odious ratface

it was well written

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40347196)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: angry degenerate telephone

you are a terrible poaster and a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346841)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine alcoholic gas station striped hyena

Eat a dick pumofag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346873)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: French maize senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48478979)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: startled confused pit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346808)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Odious ratface

>maybe around 6'5 and 230 pounds

pilots aren't usually that big. not a whole lot of space in the cockpit for someone like that. most pilots (and actors) are average to below average height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40346876)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated exhilarant chapel pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40347164)



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Date: June 10th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#40392609)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 1:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Den

I was scrolling back through my old threads and noticed this one. I think it's the longest post I've ever made on Autoadmit. It's definitely my writing style, but...what the hell was I on when I made this post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48478969)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Talented magical mad cow disease casino

cr 180 thread though

i looked back a ways in my “by you” recently and thought wow i was clearly insane some years ago. and also a much better poaster so kinda worried about cognitive decline now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48479020)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Den

>i looked back a ways in my “by you” recently and thought wow i was clearly insane some years ago.

Yeah, that's what I'm doing now...it's poasts like this one that make me think I was particularly deranged. I'm actually finding a surprising number of poasts I made involving voyeurism and women fucking other dudes...ugh. How many threads like that did I make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48479037)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Talented magical mad cow disease casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48479042)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic heaven tattoo

sometimes you are just a vessel for the creative spirit to flow through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48479218)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: heady disgusting cumskin

Flame. No one ever got a good ride from United.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48479002)



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Den

It's kind of funny looking back at this thread because when I flew recently it was with United, and it was a pretty good experience (also my first time on a 787 Dreamliner).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#48479008)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: a secondhand piece from pre-merger Rimowa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#50194471)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#50194485)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


lol at “corporate charter amendment” late night house calls. This used to be a bort for lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#50194501)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: new york jets

i wish i could watch my wife have sex with some jacked good looking dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4551554&forum_id=2#50194516)