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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
chocolate center
  06/30/25
wow lol
boyish library
  06/30/25
...
pink pistol
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
boyish library
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
chocolate center
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Pontificating Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
chocolate center
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Maroon Love Of Her Life Corner
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Brilliant ladyboy corn cake
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
boyish library
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Bat-shit-crazy brunch dysfunction
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
chocolate center
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Brilliant ladyboy corn cake
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Flatulent heaven
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
boyish library
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
chocolate center
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
galvanic glassy trailer park
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
demanding violent toilet seat
  06/30/25
...
Emerald Geriatric Codepig
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Charcoal frisky national
  06/30/25
...
chocolate center
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
misanthropic useless brakes location
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Drab big theatre international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Shimmering motley stag film
  06/30/25
...
Bat-shit-crazy brunch dysfunction
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Flatulent heaven
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Bull headed crawly stage
  07/01/25
...
Drab big theatre international law enforcement agency
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Magenta razzle indian lodge antidepressant drug
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Appetizing smoky pozpig
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Greedy odious death wish
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
gaped exciting juggernaut rigor
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Poppy Dopamine
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Dashing saffron windowlicker
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: chocolate center

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: boyish library

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: pink pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: boyish library

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: chocolate center

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Pontificating Fortuitous Meteor

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: chocolate center

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Maroon Love Of Her Life Corner

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Brilliant ladyboy corn cake

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: boyish library

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy brunch dysfunction

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: chocolate center

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Brilliant ladyboy corn cake

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Flatulent heaven

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: boyish library

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: chocolate center

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: galvanic glassy trailer park

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: demanding violent toilet seat

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Emerald Geriatric Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Charcoal frisky national

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: chocolate center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: misanthropic useless brakes location

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Drab big theatre international law enforcement agency

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Shimmering motley stag film

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy brunch dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Flatulent heaven

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Bull headed crawly stage

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Drab big theatre international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Magenta razzle indian lodge antidepressant drug

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Appetizing smoky pozpig

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Greedy odious death wish

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: gaped exciting juggernaut rigor

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Poppy Dopamine

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Dashing saffron windowlicker

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)