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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Jet Crackhouse Giraffe
  06/30/25
wow lol
walnut love of her life nibblets
  06/30/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Reading Party
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
walnut love of her life nibblets
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Jet Crackhouse Giraffe
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
titillating mauve death wish
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Jet Crackhouse Giraffe
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
motley cuckoldry market
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
charismatic sanctuary jewess
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
walnut love of her life nibblets
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Fragrant National Security Agency
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Jet Crackhouse Giraffe
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
charismatic sanctuary jewess
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
rambunctious trip trailer park
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
walnut love of her life nibblets
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Jet Crackhouse Giraffe
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Bipolar ticket booth
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
contagious outnumbered gas station
  06/30/25
...
Floppy round eye
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
aromatic elastic band
  06/30/25
...
Jet Crackhouse Giraffe
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Overrated Green Stage
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
spectacular flushed pisswyrm
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
cerebral painfully honest school
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant National Security Agency
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
rambunctious trip trailer park
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
topaz stage alpha
  07/01/25
...
spectacular flushed pisswyrm
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
concupiscible incel
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
big-titted pit coldplay fan
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Zippy messiness
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
khaki location
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Hot unhinged kitchen windowlicker
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Chestnut vivacious really tough guy
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Jet Crackhouse Giraffe

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: walnut love of her life nibblets

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: walnut love of her life nibblets

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Jet Crackhouse Giraffe

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: titillating mauve death wish

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Jet Crackhouse Giraffe

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: motley cuckoldry market

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: charismatic sanctuary jewess

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: walnut love of her life nibblets

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Fragrant National Security Agency

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Jet Crackhouse Giraffe

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: charismatic sanctuary jewess

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: rambunctious trip trailer park

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: walnut love of her life nibblets

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Jet Crackhouse Giraffe

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Bipolar ticket booth

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: contagious outnumbered gas station

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Floppy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: aromatic elastic band

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Jet Crackhouse Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Overrated Green Stage

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: spectacular flushed pisswyrm

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: cerebral painfully honest school

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Fragrant National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: rambunctious trip trailer park

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: topaz stage alpha

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: spectacular flushed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: concupiscible incel

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: big-titted pit coldplay fan

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Zippy messiness

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: khaki location

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Hot unhinged kitchen windowlicker

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Chestnut vivacious really tough guy

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)