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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: rebellious razzmatazz parlor Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.
Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: Diverse theater stage Women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469497) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM Author: Awkward motley area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469506) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Diverse theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469529) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: communism was a red herring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470254) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49471195) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Excitant Spot Place Of Business but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469514) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: rebellious razzmatazz parlor Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469521) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM Author: Awkward motley area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469600) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469904) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Wes Scantlin Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.
100% not flame btw this movie rules. |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) jesus talk about a crime against women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470990) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: aromatic talking stag film jap holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469582) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: snoogle Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470236) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: clear water buffalo checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469595) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: Wes Scantlin It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469819) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: SneakersSO Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469825) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: OYT Magnus ( ) what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469857) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: SneakersSO No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469858) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469905) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: (._.`) wasnt this movie written by AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469901) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: UN peacekeeper https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: ,.,,,. I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470272) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: UN peacekeeper I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470755) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Marshall W. Waller lol, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470281) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.; Short guys really shouldn't watch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482613) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan "millennial culture" is extremely faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482631) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482632) |