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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
provocative skinny woman knife
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
provocative skinny woman knife
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
Vigorous silver elastic band
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
Vigorous silver elastic band
  09/10/24
Same
Flushed Fat Ankles Heaven
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
Vigorous silver elastic band
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
provocative skinny woman knife
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
Vigorous silver elastic band
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
provocative skinny woman knife
  09/10/24
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cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
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vivacious dark jap boiling water
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Aphrodisiac hyperventilating goyim
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Bateful Public Bath Volcanic Crater
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
maroon sickened legal warrant chapel
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provocative skinny woman knife
  09/10/24
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azure indirect expression
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
Vigorous silver elastic band
  09/10/24
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odious embarrassed to the bone wagecucks piazza
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Big bistre police squad
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
excitant sick tank
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
provocative skinny woman knife
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
umber azn hunting ground
  11/26/24
1800000
frum casino
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: provocative skinny woman knife

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: provocative skinny woman knife

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Vigorous silver elastic band

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Vigorous silver elastic band

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Flushed Fat Ankles Heaven

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous silver elastic band

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: provocative skinny woman knife

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Vigorous silver elastic band

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: provocative skinny woman knife

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: vivacious dark jap boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hyperventilating goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin step-uncle's house

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Bateful Public Bath Volcanic Crater

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: maroon sickened legal warrant chapel

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: provocative skinny woman knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: azure indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Vigorous silver elastic band

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: odious embarrassed to the bone wagecucks piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Big bistre police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Big bistre police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: excitant sick tank

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: provocative skinny woman knife

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: umber azn hunting ground

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: frum casino

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736580)