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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Floppy Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
wow lol
Stimulating Crotch
  06/30/25
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motley fluffy dysfunction haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Stimulating Crotch
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Floppy Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
awkward dilemma
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Floppy Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Clear Cerebral Trust Fund
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Carnelian slimy brunch
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Stimulating Crotch
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Mentally impaired slippery sound barrier
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Floppy Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Carnelian slimy brunch
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Doobsian Irradiated Space
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Stimulating Crotch
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Floppy Sweet Tailpipe
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
multi-colored hall
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Smoky Beady-eyed Gas Station Factory Reset Button
  06/30/25
...
Angry Rigpig Site
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
passionate bonkers school quadroon
  06/30/25
...
Floppy Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
180 laser beams
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
laughsome frisky crackhouse
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Vermilion Whorehouse
  06/30/25
...
Mentally impaired slippery sound barrier
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Doobsian Irradiated Space
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
silver ticket booth
  07/01/25
...
laughsome frisky crackhouse
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Arousing University
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Crystalline dashing ladyboy degenerate
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Rambunctious toilet seat library
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
pink infuriating hunting ground market
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Excitant Flushed Resort
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
fuchsia hospital
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Stimulating Crotch

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: motley fluffy dysfunction haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Stimulating Crotch

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: awkward dilemma

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Clear Cerebral Trust Fund

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Carnelian slimy brunch

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Stimulating Crotch

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Mentally impaired slippery sound barrier

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Carnelian slimy brunch

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Doobsian Irradiated Space

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Crotch

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: multi-colored hall

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Gas Station Factory Reset Button

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Angry Rigpig Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: passionate bonkers school quadroon

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: 180 laser beams

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: laughsome frisky crackhouse

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Vermilion Whorehouse

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Mentally impaired slippery sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Doobsian Irradiated Space

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: silver ticket booth

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: laughsome frisky crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Arousing University

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Crystalline dashing ladyboy degenerate

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Rambunctious toilet seat library

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: pink infuriating hunting ground market

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Excitant Flushed Resort

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: fuchsia hospital

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)