Date: November 9th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :()
Carl started last month and immediately declared religious exemptions from working Sundays, handling pork, and even scanning alcohol.
Today, he refused to clean the ice cream freezer because “it contains gelatin, which is derived from pigs.”
While I scrubbed the freezer alone, he sat in the breakroom, reading a spiritual guidebook and drinking store-brand kombucha.
Finished his work and mine, then whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630822&forum_id=2#48314641)