They are kinda rare but you can get USB keyboards with a clit mouse
https://www.amazon.com/Lenovo-Thinkpad-Trackpoint-Keyboard-4Y40x49493/dp/B08CS1FVF2(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834410&forum_id=2#49668099)
Why would I use a faggot clit mouse?(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834410&forum_id=2#49668921)