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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
Aquamarine Adventurous Blood Rage
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indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
Living the dream
bat shit crazy zippy national dopamine
  05/10/24
What the hell is wrong with you
trip lilac station fat ankles
  05/10/24
Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
judgmental flickering internal respiration
  05/10/24
Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
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Green supple pozpig
  05/11/24
I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Frisky Travel Guidebook Hall
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
Frisky Travel Guidebook Hall
  05/10/24
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Dashing clown
  05/10/24
I really miss her
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
(goy dbg)
Abnormal Milky Degenerate
  05/10/24
bitch boi existence.
Aggressive school cafeteria
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Abnormal Milky Degenerate
  05/10/24
rare cr bitchboi
cerebral at-the-ready new version roast beef
  05/11/24
You're a fat pig
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
cocky toilet seat roommate
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
crawly hospital
  05/10/24
You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
Chartreuse home
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
diverse friendly grandma
  05/10/24
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Abnormal Milky Degenerate
  05/10/24
By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
Chartreuse home
  05/10/24
I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
180
Dashing clown
  05/10/24
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Aqua Public Bath
  05/11/24
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indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/10/24
Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
Chartreuse home
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indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
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indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
I have so many of these
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  05/11/24
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indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
Chartreuse home
  05/11/24
Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
trip lilac station fat ankles
  05/11/24
180
Aqua Public Bath
  05/11/24
how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
Dashing clown
  05/10/24
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indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
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Dashing clown
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Abnormal Milky Degenerate
  05/11/24
You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
cerebral at-the-ready new version roast beef
  05/11/24
It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
flushed spot dingle berry
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
marvelous abode liquid oxygen
  05/11/24
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cheese-eating lay
  05/11/24
10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
marvelous abode liquid oxygen
  05/11/24
They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
👍👍👍
marvelous abode liquid oxygen
  05/11/24
...
Aqua Public Bath
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
cerise dead point
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
cerise dead point
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
Contagious Pontificating Temple
  05/11/24
This is unfathomable to me.
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
free-loading nofapping party of the first part
  05/11/24
I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
Contagious Pontificating Temple
  05/11/24
Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
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high-end galvanic hell national security agency
  05/11/24
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Aqua Public Bath
  05/11/24
Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
autistic vermilion gas station
  05/11/24
Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
Charismatic Base
  05/11/24
So don't.
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
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Charismatic Base
  05/11/24
Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
Charismatic Base
  05/11/24
I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
Charismatic Base
  05/11/24
You're a weirdo
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  05/11/24
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Hateful ceo
  05/11/24
Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
I want to beat this fucker so bad.
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
rusted boistinker
  05/11/24
I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/11/24
She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
Frisky Travel Guidebook Hall
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Hateful ceo
  05/11/24
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concupiscible fortuitous meteor antidepressant drug
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Charismatic Base
  05/11/24
No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
Dear poaster, Congratulations! Your poast has been select...
Mauve Multi-colored Meetinghouse Hunting Ground
  05/12/24
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autistic vermilion gas station
  05/12/24
This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
Charismatic Base
  05/11/24
brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
cerise dead point
  05/11/24
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Aqua Public Bath
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
Aquamarine Adventurous Blood Rage
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
Hmmm
autistic vermilion gas station
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
trip lilac station fat ankles
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
Hateful ceo
  05/11/24
:|
Bateful frum institution macaca
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
Abnormal Milky Degenerate
  05/11/24
Yes.
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
180
Aqua Public Bath
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
Amber church building cuckold
  05/12/24
I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
bossy university
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
bossy university
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
...
Aqua Public Bath
  05/12/24
Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
Heady jet-lagged sneaky criminal
  05/12/24
I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
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Aqua Public Bath
  05/12/24
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bossy university
  05/12/24
fag
Abnormal Milky Degenerate
  05/12/24
Ur a fag
Thriller Flesh Shrine Striped Hyena
  05/12/24
fag
indigo comical filthpig garrison
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
Abnormal Milky Degenerate
  05/12/24
Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
Hairraiser copper goyim
  05/12/24
xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
high-end galvanic hell national security agency
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Blood Rage

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy zippy national dopamine

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: trip lilac station fat ankles

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: judgmental flickering internal respiration

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Green supple pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Frisky Travel Guidebook Hall

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Frisky Travel Guidebook Hall

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Dashing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Abnormal Milky Degenerate

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Aggressive school cafeteria

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Milky Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready new version roast beef

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: cocky toilet seat roommate

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: crawly hospital

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse home

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: diverse friendly grandma

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Abnormal Milky Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse home

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Dashing clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Aqua Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Chartreuse home

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Chartreuse home

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: trip lilac station fat ankles

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Aqua Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Dashing clown

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Dashing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Abnormal Milky Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: cerebral at-the-ready new version roast beef

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: flushed spot dingle berry

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: marvelous abode liquid oxygen

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: cheese-eating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: marvelous abode liquid oxygen

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: marvelous abode liquid oxygen

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Aqua Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: cerise dead point

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: cerise dead point

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Contagious Pontificating Temple

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: free-loading nofapping party of the first part

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Contagious Pontificating Temple

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: high-end galvanic hell national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Aqua Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: autistic vermilion gas station

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Charismatic Base

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Charismatic Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Charismatic Base

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Charismatic Base

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Hateful ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: rusted boistinker

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Frisky Travel Guidebook Hall

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Hateful ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: concupiscible fortuitous meteor antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Mauve Multi-colored Meetinghouse Hunting Ground

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: autistic vermilion gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Base

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: cerise dead point

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Aqua Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Blood Rage

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: autistic vermilion gas station

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: trip lilac station fat ankles

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Hateful ceo

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Bateful frum institution macaca

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Abnormal Milky Degenerate

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Aqua Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Amber church building cuckold

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: bossy university

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: bossy university

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Aqua Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Heady jet-lagged sneaky criminal

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Aqua Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: bossy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Abnormal Milky Degenerate

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller Flesh Shrine Striped Hyena

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: indigo comical filthpig garrison

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Abnormal Milky Degenerate

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser copper goyim

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: high-end galvanic hell national security agency

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)