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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Buff pistol
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Transparent stubborn stead messiness
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
stirring hospital
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
fragrant mental disorder
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
stirring hospital
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
stirring hospital
  06/29/24
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razzmatazz private investor persian
  06/29/24
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disrespectful plum garrison useless brakes
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Buff pistol
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
razzmatazz private investor persian
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
White Twisted School Cafeteria Boltzmann
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
rough-skinned laughsome base
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
razzmatazz private investor persian
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
rough-skinned laughsome base
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
razzmatazz private investor persian
  06/29/24
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rough-skinned laughsome base
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Charismatic orange stage
  06/22/25
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Beady-eyed location
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
White Twisted School Cafeteria Boltzmann
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
chartreuse floppy codepig
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
rough-skinned laughsome base
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
chartreuse floppy codepig
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Sickened vigorous bawdyhouse genital piercing
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
disrespectful plum garrison useless brakes
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Lake mentally impaired abode skinny woman
  06/29/24
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Passionate Arrogant Sweet Tailpipe Senate
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Infuriating spruce center french chef
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
offensive pisswyrm mother
  06/29/24
Jfc
Sooty French Den Gunner
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
aphrodisiac mauve church building background story
  06/29/24
she did it again
Buff pistol
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
flickering double fault tanning salon
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Beady-eyed location
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Transparent stubborn stead messiness
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Buff pistol

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Transparent stubborn stead messiness

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: stirring hospital

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: fragrant mental disorder

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: stirring hospital

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: stirring hospital

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz private investor persian

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: disrespectful plum garrison useless brakes

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: fuchsia vivacious church

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Obsidian national



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mauve church building background story



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Buff pistol



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz private investor persian

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: White Twisted School Cafeteria Boltzmann

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome base

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz private investor persian

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome base

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz private investor persian

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Charismatic orange stage

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: White Twisted School Cafeteria Boltzmann

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: chartreuse floppy codepig

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome base

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: chartreuse floppy codepig

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Sickened vigorous bawdyhouse genital piercing

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: disrespectful plum garrison useless brakes

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Lake mentally impaired abode skinny woman

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Passionate Arrogant Sweet Tailpipe Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Infuriating spruce center french chef

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: offensive pisswyrm mother

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Sooty French Den Gunner

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mauve church building background story

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Buff pistol

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: flickering double fault tanning salon

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed location

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Transparent stubborn stead messiness

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)