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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Flushed Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
dashing home deer antler
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
metal windowlicker orchestra pit
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
dashing home deer antler
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Twisted lascivious church
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Galvanic overrated indirect expression friendly grandma
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
Amber ungodly native laser beams
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Galvanic overrated indirect expression friendly grandma
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French Rehab Codepig
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crimson boiling water
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
big-titted idea he suggested jew
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
mint crusty stage
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
swashbuckling hateful stage antidepressant drug
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mint crusty stage
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
motley frisky toaster degenerate
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plum roommate
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claret embarrassed to the bone address organic girlfriend
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Topaz School
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Titillating fishy doctorate
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offensive slippery national
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Titillating fishy doctorate
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yapping menage
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Puce cocky library trump supporter
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
passionate onyx karate
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
arrogant faggot firefighter toilet seat
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Vivacious Legal Warrant Cuck
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Frozen locale
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Titillating fishy doctorate
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Twisted lascivious church
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Boyish cowardly incel
  06/27/25
I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
crimson boiling water
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Flushed Twinkling Uncleanness

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: dashing home deer antler

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: metal windowlicker orchestra pit

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: dashing home deer antler

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Twisted lascivious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Galvanic overrated indirect expression friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Amber ungodly native laser beams

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Galvanic overrated indirect expression friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: French Rehab Codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: crimson boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: big-titted idea he suggested jew

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: mint crusty stage

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling hateful stage antidepressant drug

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: mint crusty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: motley frisky toaster degenerate

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: plum roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: claret embarrassed to the bone address organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Topaz School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating fishy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: offensive slippery national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Titillating fishy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: yapping menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Puce cocky library trump supporter

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: passionate onyx karate

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: arrogant faggot firefighter toilet seat

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Vivacious Legal Warrant Cuck

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Frozen locale

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating fishy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Twisted lascivious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Boyish cowardly incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: crimson boiling water

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057026)