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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
bistre nursing home
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
pearly bateful hissy fit faggot firefighter
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Spectacular center
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
pearly bateful hissy fit faggot firefighter
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High-end weed whacker
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Soul-stirring sandwich fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
beady-eyed massive field
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Soul-stirring sandwich fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
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geriatric box office
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plum stubborn property
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Charismatic very tactful pistol hall
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
titillating abusive temple goyim
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
wonderful anal feces
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titillating abusive temple goyim
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Lemon Startled Hell
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Yapping cumskin senate
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carmine institution mexican
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
yellow stage
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
ungodly cuck
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
contagious bonkers indian lodge famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
disturbing misanthropic rigor
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
Stirring Stead
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Seedy Unhinged Theater
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High-end weed whacker
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Shaky Arrogant Faggotry
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
plum stubborn property
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: bistre nursing home

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: pearly bateful hissy fit faggot firefighter

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Spectacular center

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: pearly bateful hissy fit faggot firefighter

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: High-end weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sandwich fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed massive field

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sandwich fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: geriatric box office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: plum stubborn property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Charismatic very tactful pistol hall

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: titillating abusive temple goyim

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: wonderful anal feces

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: titillating abusive temple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Lemon Startled Hell

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Yapping cumskin senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Amethyst irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Trip Apoplectic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Seedy Unhinged Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Shivering Vivacious Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Seedy Unhinged Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: carmine institution mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: yellow stage

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: ungodly cuck

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: contagious bonkers indian lodge famous landscape painting

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: disturbing misanthropic rigor

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Stirring Stead

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Seedy Unhinged Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: High-end weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Shaky Arrogant Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: plum stubborn property

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057026)