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Kevin Smith movies have aged well at all. Pure Gen-X trash.

*haven't
excitant temple travel guidebook
  01/26/13
They always were trash
Domesticated Aggressive Background Story
  01/26/13
Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they ...
adventurous nofapping regret faggot firefighter
  01/26/13
i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious...
beady-eyed trailer park cumskin
  01/26/13
I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make th...
excitant temple travel guidebook
  01/26/13
Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalg...
Alcoholic Rose Hunting Ground Elastic Band
  01/26/13
LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!!
Hairless property
  01/26/13
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Brilliant french chef hell
  01/26/13
I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I...
vivacious old irish cottage
  01/26/13
at least it has susanne by weezer
Bright police squad
  01/26/13
...
Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan
  06/22/25
These movies sucked back then too IMO
Comical idiotic school cafeteria faggotry
  06/22/25
Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Ag...
Medicated marketing idea piazza
  06/22/25
Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and ...
Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan
  06/23/25
Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought &...
Medicated marketing idea piazza
  06/23/25
As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the cr...
Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan
  06/23/25
I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* b...
Medicated marketing idea piazza
  06/23/25
Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and we...
Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan
  06/23/25
...
Dead twinkling masturbator therapy
  06/23/25
The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet...
aphrodisiac ruddy meetinghouse really tough guy
  06/23/25
You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sep...
Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan
  06/23/25
thought this thread was about Kevin James
claret home
  06/22/25
dude weed lol
Dead twinkling masturbator therapy
  06/22/25
Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180
gaped gaming laptop alpha
  06/22/25
IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them...
khaki contagious resort persian
  06/22/25
Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great.
apoplectic point
  06/22/25
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claret home
  06/23/25
...
aphrodisiac ruddy meetinghouse really tough guy
  06/23/25
Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 ev...
Provocative pit volcanic crater
  06/23/25
They were never good to begin with.
Emerald vibrant candlestick maker menage
  06/23/25
cr
Swashbuckling wild corner kitty cat
  06/23/25
Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs
autistic dragon useless brakes
  06/23/25
the issue is he should never have made movies in the first p...
Disturbing up-to-no-good jap selfie
  06/23/25
That never would’ve happened in the 90s.
Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan
  06/23/25
probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that t...
Disturbing up-to-no-good jap selfie
  06/23/25


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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: excitant temple travel guidebook

*haven't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507191)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: Domesticated Aggressive Background Story

They always were trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507193)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: adventurous nofapping regret faggot firefighter

Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they were new

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507304)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed trailer park cumskin

i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious point he sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507209)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: excitant temple travel guidebook

I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507254)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic Rose Hunting Ground Elastic Band

Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalgic value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507321)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Hairless property

LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507308)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Brilliant french chef hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507324)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: vivacious old irish cottage

I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I was thoroughly entertained, almost like running into an old fiend who I haven't seen since the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507337)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: Bright police squad

at least it has susanne by weezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507577)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041403)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Comical idiotic school cafeteria faggotry

These movies sucked back then too IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041457)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Medicated marketing idea piazza

Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Agree on everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041472)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:16 AM
Author: Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan

Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and white and they didn’t realize smith was a prole Loser and the movie is about him (except he didn’t fuck 12 girls) and it’s the exact store he worked at. Like they thought he was being ironic or decrying NAFTA because it was 1994 and he was underemployed. But really it’s like “I wear a hockey jersey every day. I play roller hockey in the movie!”

You could almost imagine the video store having Saturn games btw. Almost.

Imo the Film is a warning about a future without Indian immigrants. Stores staffed by white guys. Bleak, Gen X nihilism. Kevin Smith didn’t even smoke weed irl. Let alone fentanyl. He played hockey in the middle of the day to stave off obesity and hang out with his friends. This would’ve been a bleak future and we are fortunate to have avoided it imho. In the current timeline, Indians staff convenience stores, Gen X is sedentary and doesn’t play hockey and has no friends, no video stores, and Kevin smith started smoking weed in 2008, and we’re better off for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Medicated marketing idea piazza

Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought “oh look here’s this authentic artist pretending to be Jersey trash.” Except he really was Jersey trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042895)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan

As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the crab bucket with us. A Jock would just see one of his Films randomly and forget he ever saw it immediately and forget the director’s name. He would see Kevin Smith and boner police and cslg and wily and Kiethd from JDU as roughly The Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043596)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Medicated marketing idea piazza

I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* bad. Of course experts like ourselves can tell he’s Loser Clique. But he’s such a slob that a Clique Theory novice might think he’s a Scumbag. Like does Clerks fall through the cracks if he looked like a “regular” Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043612)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan

Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and were like “this Film exemplifies Gen X goyim. A triumph.,” and a star was born. And whether they were being intellectually honest is up for debate. But that’s what happened. I think a more competent Gen Xer would’ve dismayed them and they wouldn’t have gone for it. Christopher Nolan had to come from England bc the Gen X curse only applies to the US for some reason.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043637)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Dead twinkling masturbator therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042900)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy meetinghouse really tough guy

The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet cesspit, Kevin Smith has been smoking weed for over a decade now, is somehow simultaneously obese and anorexic looking at all times, and has some faggy gay comic book store that nobody goes to but is probably "worth" millions dollars because it is the only remaining retail space that has not yet been jeetified and jew nerds will Go There.

Also he's probably secretly some lubavitch kike or 1/8th or 1/16th of one or something equally as bad and thus not even White.

Kikes suck so much it is unreal. Also indians of course but it's not even worth the effort of pointing it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan

You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sephardic btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043586)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: claret home

thought this thread was about Kevin James

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041459)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Dead twinkling masturbator therapy

dude weed lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041466)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: gaped gaming laptop alpha

Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041473)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: khaki contagious resort persian

IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them in that order

People said the same thing about Office Space, Fight Club, and The Matrix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041641)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: apoplectic point

Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041652)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: claret home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042147)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy meetinghouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042945)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Provocative pit volcanic crater

Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 even though it’s nowhere close to as good (it’s a crummy sequel but a fun gross out comedy on its own merits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042041)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Emerald vibrant candlestick maker menage

They were never good to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042043)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wild corner kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042323)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: autistic dragon useless brakes

Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042949)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Disturbing up-to-no-good jap selfie

the issue is he should never have made movies in the first place. Clerks should be a long running 30 minute weekly show. the Always Sunny creators realized this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043065)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting French Theatre Coldplay Fan

That never would’ve happened in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043608)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Disturbing up-to-no-good jap selfie

probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that time but thats about the only option. oddly enough Smith was ahead of his time. He'd be great as a youtube channel, or cheap streaming show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043635)