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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
wow lol
Cream Newt Half-breed
  06/30/25
...
pale feces
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Cream Newt Half-breed
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
supple garrison
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
azure bearded abode
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Trip Kink-friendly Space
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Cream Newt Half-breed
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
cyan demanding philosopher-king macaca
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Trip Kink-friendly Space
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Sooty laughsome range halford
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Cream Newt Half-breed
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
pontificating corn cake kitchen
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Crawly jet locus
  06/30/25
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Maroon wrinkle
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Copper digit ratio
  06/30/25
...
Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
self-centered adventurous forum
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Cruel-hearted crotch principal's office
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Racy black jew
  06/30/25
...
cyan demanding philosopher-king macaca
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Sooty laughsome range halford
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
marvelous flatulent voyeur
  07/01/25
...
Cruel-hearted crotch principal's office
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
pearly headpube orchestra pit
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
bull headed jade shrine fat ankles
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Sexy stage multi-billionaire
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Smoky 180 Incel
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Mint tanning salon
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Excitant property
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Cream Newt Half-breed

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: pale feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Cream Newt Half-breed

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: supple garrison

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: azure bearded abode

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Space

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Cream Newt Half-breed

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cyan demanding philosopher-king macaca

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Trip Kink-friendly Space

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Sooty laughsome range halford

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Cream Newt Half-breed

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: pontificating corn cake kitchen

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Crawly jet locus

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Maroon wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Copper digit ratio

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Amber Diverse Point Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous forum

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted crotch principal's office

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Racy black jew

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: cyan demanding philosopher-king macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Sooty laughsome range halford

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: marvelous flatulent voyeur

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted crotch principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: pearly headpube orchestra pit

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bull headed jade shrine fat ankles

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Sexy stage multi-billionaire

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Smoky 180 Incel

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Mint tanning salon

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Excitant property

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)