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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Fishy kitty degenerate
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
chestnut appetizing hissy fit spot
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
disturbing maize kitchen stock car
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Fishy kitty degenerate
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
well-lubricated boistinker
  05/10/24
No
carnelian razzle nursing home
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
submissive step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
180
carnelian razzle nursing home
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Amber stimulating stain
  05/10/24
180
carnelian razzle nursing home
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
sooty concupiscible senate
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Onyx internal respiration hairy legs
  05/10/24
180
carnelian razzle nursing home
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
sooty concupiscible senate
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Anal Free-loading Genital Piercing
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
At-the-ready goyim field
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Fuchsia Doobsian Rehab Lettuce
  05/12/24
...
Fishy kitty degenerate
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
zombie-like pervert
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
frisky spruce national
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Unholy khaki antidepressant drug fanboi
  05/10/24
...
passionate main people hunting ground
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Pink outnumbered home
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Amber stimulating stain
  05/10/24
180
carnelian razzle nursing home
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
indigo mewling site halford
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
glittery depressive garrison
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Unholy khaki antidepressant drug fanboi
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Trip azn friendly grandma
  05/10/24
...
Vengeful cordovan casino
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Big-titted Candlestick Maker Parlour
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
seedy office legend
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Haunting alcoholic corner haunted graveyard
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
submissive step-uncle's house
  05/10/24
...
saffron balding psychic
  05/10/24
...
talented parlor volcanic crater
  05/10/24
...
Unholy khaki antidepressant drug fanboi
  05/11/24
Kike!
carnelian razzle nursing home
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
well-lubricated boistinker
  05/10/24
he was an associate
aphrodisiac gaming laptop cuck
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Galvanic misunderstood shitlib
  05/10/24
...
zombie-like pervert
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Sepia geriatric prole heaven
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Orange pozpig organic girlfriend
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Green Splenetic Selfie
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business
  05/12/24
probably no one
Fishy kitty degenerate
  05/12/24
...
talented parlor volcanic crater
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
High-end mustard library chad
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Cocky motley background story police squad
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
glittery depressive garrison
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Cocky motley background story police squad
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
glittery depressive garrison
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
boyish dilemma hominid
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Spectacular turdskin factory reset button
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
glittery depressive garrison
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Fuchsia Doobsian Rehab Lettuce
  05/12/24
...
High-end mustard library chad
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Fishy kitty degenerate

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: chestnut appetizing hissy fit spot

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: disturbing maize kitchen stock car

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Fishy kitty degenerate

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated boistinker

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: carnelian razzle nursing home

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: submissive step-uncle's house

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: carnelian razzle nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Amber stimulating stain

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: carnelian razzle nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: sooty concupiscible senate

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Onyx internal respiration hairy legs

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: carnelian razzle nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: sooty concupiscible senate

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Anal Free-loading Genital Piercing

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready goyim field

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia Doobsian Rehab Lettuce

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Fishy kitty degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: zombie-like pervert

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: frisky spruce national

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Unholy khaki antidepressant drug fanboi

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: passionate main people hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Pink outnumbered home

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Amber stimulating stain

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: carnelian razzle nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: indigo mewling site halford

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: glittery depressive garrison

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Unholy khaki antidepressant drug fanboi

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Trip azn friendly grandma

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Vengeful cordovan casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Big-titted Candlestick Maker Parlour

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: seedy office legend

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Haunting alcoholic corner haunted graveyard

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: submissive step-uncle's house

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: saffron balding psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: talented parlor volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Unholy khaki antidepressant drug fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: carnelian razzle nursing home

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated boistinker

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac gaming laptop cuck

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Galvanic misunderstood shitlib

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: zombie-like pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Sepia geriatric prole heaven

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Orange pozpig organic girlfriend

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Green Splenetic Selfie

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Fishy kitty degenerate

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: talented parlor volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: High-end mustard library chad

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Cocky motley background story police squad

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: fragrant bistre school cafeteria place of business

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: glittery depressive garrison

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Cocky motley background story police squad

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: glittery depressive garrison

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: boyish dilemma hominid

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Spectacular turdskin factory reset button

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: glittery depressive garrison

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia Doobsian Rehab Lettuce

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: High-end mustard library chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)