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What is the Scientific Reason Mormon chicks are so hot

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supple hell shitlib
  10/05/26
Because you like thick inbred German girls
concupiscible demanding public bath
  10/05/26
double check the science here
supple hell shitlib
  10/05/26
Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the us...
concupiscible demanding public bath
  10/05/26
just google the stats creep
supple hell shitlib
  10/05/26
i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection...
sadistic odious garrison hunting ground
  10/06/26
they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently
Razzle-dazzle office
  10/05/26
That’s a prorr terr
concupiscible demanding public bath
  10/05/26
It’s because they’re one of the most racially pu...
Brilliant cuckoldry
  10/05/26
imgay
supple hell shitlib
  10/05/26
no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by t...
Mahogany Fear-inspiring Cruise Ship
  10/05/26
oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freem...
Dead onyx pistol market
  10/06/26
this really explains so much about their behavior.
cerebral institution national security agency
  10/06/26
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Dead onyx pistol market
  10/06/26
they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshi...
Slap-happy marketing idea casino
  10/06/26
They eat cookies and soda constantly
flesh aphrodisiac orchestra pit
  10/06/26
Never saw him eating a cookie
Slap-happy marketing idea casino
  10/06/26
Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes ...
Mauve multi-colored temple tattoo
  10/06/26
In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it an...
obsidian vivacious turdskin
  10/06/26
What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective bree...
Mauve multi-colored temple tattoo
  10/06/26
I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obv...
obsidian vivacious turdskin
  10/06/26
That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I re...
Chest-beating Headpube Messiness
  10/06/26
Mormons only did it for like 50 years
Drunken partner abode
  10/06/26
We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/
flesh aphrodisiac orchestra pit
  10/06/26
I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim check...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.
Burgundy up-to-no-good crackhouse jew
  10/06/26
Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.
Drunken partner abode
  10/06/26
No u
supple hell shitlib
  10/06/26
i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot ...
Razzle-dazzle office
  10/06/26
Wow
Genius Bear on the loose in Japan
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh
Flushed New Version Principal's Office
  10/06/26
10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to U...
sooty idiot
  10/06/26
interesting wrinkle
cerebral institution national security agency
  10/07/26
(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)
Flushed New Version Principal's Office
  10/07/26


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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: supple hell shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173185)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: concupiscible demanding public bath

Because you like thick inbred German girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173186)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: supple hell shitlib

double check the science here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173193)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: concupiscible demanding public bath

Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the usc doctor and report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173196)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: supple hell shitlib

just google the stats creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173198)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: sadistic odious garrison hunting ground

i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection, not German?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174156)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle office

they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173188)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: concupiscible demanding public bath

That’s a prorr terr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173191)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Brilliant cuckoldry

It’s because they’re one of the most racially pure US subgroups that are from mostly Anglo Saxon stock. You see this in some other parts of the us like rural New England and some parts of the South. In other parts there has been so much racial cross contamination the features get softened and the proportions thrown. Only rarely are cross race mixes like German and Brazilian eugenic from a female beauty standpoint.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173393)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: supple hell shitlib

imgay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173397)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Mahogany Fear-inspiring Cruise Ship

no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by the time they are 22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173408)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Dead onyx pistol market

oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freemasons; the lodge structure in Western New York was where Joseph Smith did most of his early recruiting. so everyone was pre-selected for being chummy and high self-esteem.

this was an era when 5% of people in that part of the country were masons so they weren't super elites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173627)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: cerebral institution national security agency

this really explains so much about their behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173630)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Dead onyx pistol market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174409)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: Slap-happy marketing idea casino

they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshits. the guys are also super furking gorgeous, i had a spanish teacher in HS who was a mormon and he was a stunning guy. mitt romney is also an amazing piece of man juice for his age, a stunning marvelous creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173648)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:44 AM
Author: flesh aphrodisiac orchestra pit

They eat cookies and soda constantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173651)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Slap-happy marketing idea casino

Never saw him eating a cookie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173663)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Mauve multi-colored temple tattoo

Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes reproduce and filtering out low quality male genes? The most successful guys get the most wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173910)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: obsidian vivacious turdskin

In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it and it's just weird little sects, it's a bunch of inbred losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173923)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Mauve multi-colored temple tattoo

What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective breeding makes a difference. See Jews breeding for Talmudic reasoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173924)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: obsidian vivacious turdskin

I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obvious explanation that a religion that prioritizes traditional femininity and doesn't buy into stupid-bullshit excuses for obesity and instead sees it as an outward manifestation of sin (I knew a mormon girl who struggled with eating disorders for over a decade that left her wrecked psychologically, but she was HOT AS FUCK; looked like luna lovegood with big tits).

Mormons were not considered a particularly attractive race prior to the national obesity epidemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173934)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Chest-beating Headpube Messiness

That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I remember pre-1990 or so were the Osmonds (particularly Marie) who was considered more “wholesome pretty” than “hot.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173954)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Drunken partner abode

Mormons only did it for like 50 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173936)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173914)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: flesh aphrodisiac orchestra pit

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174135)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim checks out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174201)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Burgundy up-to-no-good crackhouse jew

I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173922)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Drunken partner abode

Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173932)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: supple hell shitlib

No u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173959)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle office

i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot mormon girls pull up next to me and ask if i wanted to go to church.

they know what they are doing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174227)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Genius Bear on the loose in Japan

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174247)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Flushed New Version Principal's Office

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174246)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: sooty idiot

10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to Utah bc of a mass conversion pipeline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174282)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: cerebral institution national security agency

interesting wrinkle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175617)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Flushed New Version Principal's Office

(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175770)